Jack Monroe #551 Careless Wispa

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
1
BlendedSlop said:
Have we seen squig's follow up tweet?

View attachment 2585098 q

Do we think they're thinking of the right Jack Monroe or was there a slightly dodgy TV presenter in 1973 with the same name?
Click to expand...
I know we were wondering last thread (or the one before IDFK it’s moving fast despite the chaos drought) about what Jacks she hasn’t completed-mate yet but even for her Yewtree Jack is a stretch too far.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
😂 why the LJC does she lie about literally everything?! No they didn’t, you bleeping fantasist lying YOUNG WOMAN.

View attachment 2584228 qView attachment 2584229 q

You read it in THE NEWSPAPER!
View attachment 2584230 qView attachment 2584240 qHer incessantly describing herself as a “young woman” is always just…bizarre. A young woman on TELEVISION, no less.
View attachment 2584235 q

As a YOUNG WOMAN, she does like to let that word “Apparently” do a lot of heavy lifting for her tho

View attachment 2584239 q
Click to expand...
And there we have it.
Guest's lies enter every fibre of her being, her lies are embedded in her skin, her very being. Her lies are part of her now, forever.
Her lies are right in front of her, on her hand, therefore, forever the means to writing and creating and fabricating yet more lies.
 
Interesting ads, Vlads. 🤭

IMG_4830.jpeg
 
ChactFecker said:
off topic, somethings that really irks me /
grips my tit / boils my piss
is cloves as a measure of garlic, i've had cloves as small as my fingernail and as big as my old man's left bollock.
Click to expand...
I read the first sentence and then spent a split second wondering how you measured garlic by holding it up alongside those woody small black things before reading the second sentence and the other meaning of cloves thundered into my brain.
 
CrushedIcePlease said:
I am LOVING reliving the Guardian chaos.

It was great all the way through; from being passed out at home when she was meant to be doing the interview, then doing the interview and admitting to pissing people’s money up the wall, then accompanying the awful interview with the terrible bath pictures, then lying about the bath pictures and getting called out by a seemingly innocent video posted on insta. All sprinkled with tweets digging even bigger holes.

A chaos of so many layers it was like a delicious Mille-feuille of ridiculousness. Chefs bleeping kiss.
Click to expand...
Her absolute relief that Shattenstone was swallowing all her BS, glomming on to him for hours after, even going the pub. Fully believing that she’d shown herself to be an adorable lil scamp, buying £300 sideboards drunk, but I’m ok now!
Defending Shattenstoneas a fwend when he was rightly called out by the CandI journalism tutor, not realising he’d let her show herself for what she is.
👨‍🍳 💋 even recalling it is making me owl champagne.
 
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Back
Top