Jack Monroe #550 It was never going to be anything better than okay

[nothanksbabes]

I liked* that vid where she was trying to look like a whorling dervish in the kitchen, manically chopping or peeling and then shaking some pan but doing it on the ring so you could hear the metal scraping. I think it was a ‘firing on all cylinders, in my element’ type of nonsense.

*Please note this is not the correct word

Like everything she does, it was just her cringe play-acting what she thinks a chef in a kitchen might look like. My hole has turned itself inside out in second hand embarrassment at the memory.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

So I guess we won't be seeing the guest on Threads.

Which reminds me, the account set up with her username on Bluesky has been shadowbanned. You can't search for it anymore. But you can see it on desktop if you know the URL.

 

[YerDa]

Like everything she does, it was just her cringe play-acting what she thinks a chef in a kitchen might look like. My hole has turned itself inside out in second hand embarrassment at the memory.

Spoiler: Cooking merail

I’m never happier than when cooking. I went to a friend’s place and whipped up a three course meal for four, cooked us both two meals a day for four days and filled her freezer for her with different batch dishes. She said it was like watching a ballet as I had so many things on the go at one time but it just seamlessly and calmly all came together. These things are doable if you truly love what you’re doing.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

I liked* that vid where she was trying to look like a whirling dervish in the kitchen, manically chopping or peeling and then shaking some pan but doing it on the ring so you could hear the metal scraping. I think it was a ‘firing on all cylinders, in my element’ type of nonsense.

*Please note this is not the correct word

**It's near enough sweet cheeks

But, may I remind you all that the accclaimed series, "comic kitchen" was filmed intentionally and in its entirety for SECURITY PURPOSES.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

**It's near enough sweet cheeks

But, may I remind you all that the accclaimed series, "comic kitchen" was filmed intentionally and in its entirety for SECURITY PURPOSES.

For ours, presumably.

 

[TrolleyParton]

I am more and more convinced that HMRC, the police, the charity commission, or some other authority are acting on the many complaints made to them. There's so much evidence of her fraudulent activities, they can only turn a blind eye for so long.

The only thing to make me think it might not be that is the continuation of her Patreon. Though that is her only source of income at the moment, so she must be reluctant to give that up unless it is completely unavoidable.

This is more intriguing than an Agatha Christie story. Though in this case the Who Done It is obvious. We all know who killed her career, and how she did it!

Blagatha Christie.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Maybe Jack is trying desperately to leave Twitterex too but, like her good pal SarahVajayjay, she's waiting for her details to be downloaded?

Let’s remember Jack used to tweet 80-odd times a day when she was at her most active. She’d need a giant retro supercomputer to archive all that.

I bet she’s printing out all her tweets on a dot matrix printer and filing them all away.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Blagatha Christie.

Well hello there thread title *twirls poirot moustache*

 

[DinosaurSenior]

There's gonna be a rush on ring binders at Rymans

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

Let’s remember Jack used to tweet 80-odd times a day when she was at her most active. She’d need a giant retro supercomputer to archive all that.

I bet she’s printing out all her tweets on a dot matrix printer and filing them all away.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

There's gonna be a rush on ring binders at Rymans

More like a cheeky wee kickstarter to fund the purchase of ringbinders. Plus extra for delivery.

 

[Lazarus]

Speaking with some experience Manc, I can say I very much doubt the charity commission would be involved. The fundraising regulator, maybe, but Jack isn’t a registered charity and so their scope wouldn’t cover her.
Given the negative press she’s brought on the TT, and to be fair, much of it deserved when you see how they operate, the Charity Commission could issue them with some advice on how they should collaborate with people, but that’s as far as I’d imagine it would go.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Maybe she is actually writing her memoir.
Hoping silence on all fronts will create some curiosity around it. And also hoping readers can't join the dots with the blatant lies discrepancies unless they come here of course.

Sadly I think she will be back on twitter. Stories of self healing, and anxious loving friends gathered around her constantly. Probably also been on a lovely long holiday somewhere sans child and pets.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Actually crying

 

[StatusWoe]

Is it just me or does the man in this ad have a touch of the nam eyes? It's like he's seen one too many unfiltered onions.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Has guest joined forces with Danny Wallace?

 

[MavisBeacon]

Speaking with some experience Manc, I can say I very much doubt the charity commission would be involved. The fundraising regulator, maybe, but Jack isn’t a registered charity and so their scope wouldn’t cover her.
Given the negative press she’s brought on the TT, and to be fair, much of it deserved when you see how they operate, the Charity Commission could issue them with some advice on how they should collaborate with people, but that’s as far as I’d imagine it would go.

Speaking of which, Oxfam never deigned to reply to me when I tried to dig in on whether it was acceptable that someone who last did anything publicly for them a decade ago should still be able to advertise themselves as being an Oxfam Ambassador. Twats

Jack Monroe #547 Bung it in a Curry's

Surely there won't be anymore collaborations after this. As for the patreon income, I don't think that will dry up much, at least for now. I used to feel a bit sorry for people being duped but now it's just well, they must be either idiots or too rich to bother . It's a lot of money every month...

tattle.life

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

More like a cheeky wee kickstarter to fund the purchase of ringbinders. Plus extra for delivery.

“An apology: I know I promised all backers that they would see the completed Xitter archive boxes by now but things have been really difficult. I don’t have admin support, so am having to do all the hole-punching myself, which is aggravating all my underlying hand-related conditions. Please bear with me while I try to get this all done. I’m a one-pixie band and it’s so overwhelming. Be assured that all your generous donations are being put to good use, compiling dossiers of evidence of the plight of poor people everywhere. I have had to put some of my own money towards it cos I underestimated the scale of the task (ADHD puppy brain ) but that’s fine cos SB has said he’s more than happy with an old Le Creuset casserole dish and some Blu Tak for Xmas Thank you all for your patience and while you’re here, have a look at my new rowing machine! JM”

 

[rage naan]

Let’s remember Jack used to tweet 80-odd times a day when she was at her most active. She’d need a giant retro supercomputer to archive all that.

I bet she’s printing out all her tweets on a dot matrix printer and filing them all away.

I've said this before but what a treasure it would be to see the archive of tweets deleted pre Hopkins trial. Just imagine what gold & gems were lost if there's a chance she has an archive - guest I will subscribe to your patreon for access to it

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Never understood why someone would want to archive their own tweets. I’d rather deny any of them ever existed with some of the mad tit I’ve probably typed over the last decade. It’s not like you can re-upload them later if you regret a full account wipe. Would you ever sit and read them later after a total delete?