Jack Monroe #550 It was never going to be anything better than okay

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As for the "on tour" bit, she had gone to America for a holiday. The "on tour" is just her tricksy wording to make people think she is taking her coolinary skills on a working tour of the country. Hanging on to the coattails of a sugar mama doesn't make a tour by my understanding of the term. It was a blagged holiday. And like all her holidays, one she went on without her son.

‘On tour’ is a term that escorts sometimes use when they’re travelling to a new city. Like they’ll be on tour in London or Dubai. Even if nothing happened between them, I think Jack was definitely hinting that Old Riley was some sort of sugar mama.

If Jack deletes her twitter I will be very surprised. Her account would have been perfect for monetisation and she’s certainly tried to come back recently. It’ll never happen but she’s not going to give up on it.
 
I yomped to the works today to look for an easy cookbook for my inept offspring and guess what wasn't there within the bargain cookbooks in the Christmas promotions? I even checked the back shelves and there was someone all up in her thrifty niche but no sign of GK
 

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I yomped to the works today to look for an easy cookbook for my inept offspring and guess what wasn't there within the bargain cookbooks in the Christmas promotions? I even checked the back shelves and there was someone all up in her thrifty niche but no sign of GK
Oh my, did a book called “Thrifty Cookbook” come out after guest’s? 🤭 Can someone smarter than I look up sales figures. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY. 😆
 
Petit Cochon was Leggy's nickname for her. The trip was just after she got dumped and booted out. The hashtag was almost certainly to prove to Leggy that she was living her best life ever.
is that the reason for the pig tattoo. Omg.

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I was feeling a little sorry for her over the Instagram thing but now I've been reminded that she shills low welfare meat and I'm angry with her again
 
Meanwhile, 2m households are having to do what she pretended to do. If she really had unplugged her fridge for two years she’d be the perfect person to pipe up with advice right now. Except it was all lies.

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...ed-to-unplug-fridge-to-cope-with-rising-bills
 
It was the knife sharpening that did me in 💀
I liked* that vid where she was trying to look like a whirling dervish in the kitchen, manically chopping or peeling and then shaking some pan but doing it on the ring so you could hear the metal scraping. I think it was a ‘firing on all cylinders, in my element’ type of nonsense.

*Please note this is not the correct word
 
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I am more and more convinced that HMRC, the police, the charity commission, or some other authority are acting on the many complaints made to them. There's so much evidence of her fraudulent activities, they can only turn a blind eye for so long.

The only thing to make me think it might not be that is the continuation of her Patreon. Though that is her only source of income at the moment, so she must be reluctant to give that up unless it is completely unavoidable.

This is more intriguing than an Agatha Christie story. Though in this case the Who Done It is obvious. We all know who killed her career, and how she did it!
 
I liked* that vid where she was trying to look like a whorling dervish in the kitchen, manically chopping or peeling and then shaking some pan but doing it on the ring so you could hear the metal scraping. I think it was a ‘firing on all cylinders, in my element’ type of nonsense.

*Please note this is not the correct word
Ha, yes!

Jack: Look at me multitasking! Much chef very employable all the tasks wow

Actual Chefs: Why didn’t you prep anything?
 
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