Jack Monroe #548 Recipes that come with a side of electrocution and burnt down house for pudding

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QMLAN and This is total conjecture/mithering and not based in anything whatsoever other than everything we know of Jack:

Here are her CCJs posted earlier this year by @ExDeveloper (and I added the red one, it was the amount of CCJ squig’s cost at the time of this post)

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Now CCJs last only 6 years so any she racked up while with Leggy (Feb 2014-June 2015) would have rolled off here. To be clear, for the reasons below I don’t think for a second she racked any up there. Interesting to note that she didn’t rack up any at all while with LJC (March 2017-May 2020).

Almost as if her wealthy partners (whether inadvertently, naively or otherwise) prop up and enable her irresponsible spending.

In fact (TOTAL conjecture on my part), I wonder if as a wealthy 40something homeowning sugarmama “lady restauranteur millionaire” Hi, major-general! 👋
back in 2014 enganged to a newly escaped from poverty young thing with a terrible sob story, Leggy didn’t wipe some of that past debt mess up for her £££.

The 2016 unsatisfied CCJ pre-LJC means that LJC didn’t swoop in as saviour of Jack’s credit rating, but let’s face it, a VAST amount of the grift happened (and that which was already occurring grossly accelerated) during that relationship and it’s pretty clear (even just from Jack’s words) that LJC heavily subsidized her financially.

Not saying LJC was responsible in the slightest for the grift and the spending but at best she had her head in the sand and enabled Jack, even if she did stop her from crowdfunding a house.

ETA when standing in the crater of boiled soap, charred fragments of her heart and water filled air fryers, I wonder whether Jack thinks back to that moment in Dordrecht rich Ol Harold finally saw sense, and that moment of 31st July where she hit publish and torpedoed anything left of her “credibility”? I’m guessing not, because none of it is ever HER FAULT.
It's weird isn't it?
I think she was a 'kept' woman when she was with Leggy. Peak hubris and bullshitter period from guest imo and anything she earned was pocket money to spend on herself.
I've often wondered if some of her relationships have failed because her partners have challenged her about the grifting. I'm not saying that she had joint account or shared finances with them but LJC would surely have asked questions about half a ton of furniture being delivered, seven bottles of whisky a week, etc and ask herself where the money was coming from?
If my partner was telling tales of poverty and accepting money from people who could least afford it whilst spending money like water there would be a massive confrontation.
You'd have to be pretty dim or complicit not to notice.
I'd say the same about her parents too. I'm leaving Harold out of it because he was not on social media.
The rest of them are on SM and I think they are complicit imo.
 
@People-huv-tae-know I hope you don't mind if I steal this masterpiece for a new avatar?
It's fkn awesome. 😂
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I've lost track I'm afraid, but what was the income situation during 2016 when she failed to pay the £921?
(We know what it was when she continued to fail to pay it 2017-2022)
I dunno the specifics but I AM certain that 2016 was well into the grift when she was riding high on publishing her books and being a paid talking head at various things. She had money coming in, for sure.
 
Remember when she threatened to sue the Express for calling her a celebrity chef?

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It’s only OK to call her that if you’re paying her for a ‘talk’.

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Ha, another Reach PLC title. A company which was pitched your crappy Currys campaign, published but had to pull. She’s also done spreads for the Express in the past. Reach aren’t going to touch you with barge pole again.
 
guest's PEEKYBOO!!! has officially ended me. 💀💀💀. I'm ready for the ditch please @FunnyFuneral whenever's convenient

ETA @StewPots : careful with the crumble or the next thing you know you'll be wearing clown level.makeup and begging for attention on Facebook. More seriously, hope things improve soon for you
 
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She’s nearly 36 and has probably has had well over a million quid trickle through her fingers over the last 10 years. And she has duck all to show for it. She’s still stuck in 2012.

Compare and contrast with Nadiya Hussain who won Bake Off in 2015 and since then has built a massive foodie career and is now on her 6th solo tv show, has written seven successful books, including a children’s book, a novel and an autobiography. She baked the queen’s 90th birthday cake, has a monthly column in the Sunday Times and has got a range of spice mixes and bakeware products. Oh and she has mental health issues which she’s spoken about openly in a bid to help other people and destigmatise mental health. Nadiya is 38.

I haven’t seen this new series but frugal cooking that tastes fabulous sounds great. Not all up in guest’s niche as guest hasn’t made anything delicious in her whole life.

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Being talented probably helps.
 
How good would it be though if she crawled out from the woodwork with a HH3-esque blog or just a straight up beg saying she can't pay her rent this month. It'd be interesting to see how many simps willing to support All She Does are still around on X since it's fall from popularity. I dare say she'd probably still take a decent amount, but there'd be much more pushback and could end up being covered properly by journos. Dare to dream!
 
I've lost track I'm afraid, but what was the income situation during 2016 when she failed to pay the £921?
(We know what it was when she continued to fail to pay it 2017-2022)
2016 was her continued attention-seeking and column inches for being MUSCLY trans non binary that started in October 2015 in the wake of Leggy having dumped her that June, after her trying to make Leggy jealous with her yacht girl 🇺🇸 jollies with Big Lin in Aug-Sept 2015 and after pretending to have multiple heart attacks didn’t work to lure Leggy back.

Incredibly, she was still lying and attention seeking/making money and getting column inches about her fake tit-chopping/testosterone offensiveness in September 2016 (and joined Mrs Gloss attention-seeking that same month). She had no books or anything else going on then and hadn’t for some time.

Trans nonbinary attention-seeking didn’t pay the bills tho, so her biggest source of income post-Leggy was when she decided to crowdfund her next book on Kickstarter in December 2015 barely 6 months after Leggy and her were done.

Seems unfathomable to me that someone who raised £68,671 in 6 weeks for a book they didn’t really deliver more than two years later (and after that enabler Carole gave them a separate £££ contract to publish) would rack up another CCJ while sitting on this lovely, lovely pile of cash. But I’m not FORENSIC so what do I know…
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She was without a Sugarmama from June 2015-March 2017 when LJC stepped in.

In her dreadful fallow year of 2016 where she racked up a CCJ (and that started with £68,671 in her bank account for doing precisely duck all) all she moved into the house with the black kitchen of doom and the clutter everywhere.

Basically that Kickstarter £69,671 cash kept her going (and spending) that entire year.
Oh, and a little bit of sideboard change for claiming in her beloved THE NEWSPAPER to be non-binary trans, MAGICALLY cured of her meat addiction and being I JACK MONROE Daniel Blake (x2) and wall-puncher of course £££
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Never really tied this into her timeline before but she was a LONG bleeping way from her first two books to her third. She knocked two out in 2014 and then the next one published was 2018 (the one she separately grifted £68,671 to “self-publish” over two years before). By then enabler Carole had got involved and started churning them out multiple times a year.
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Quite.

I admire Dolly P for many reasons, not least her Dollywood theme park which employs thousands in a deprived area of the country and her Imagination Library. Also, unlike guest, Dolly actually does do a lot of quiet work behind the scenes, supporting gay artists, Black Lives Matter etc in all sorts of ways, including supporting businesses owned by minorities in towns like Nashville.

And...obviously...Dolly has musical chops, and can both sing and write songs and understands the music biz so that she's not preyed upon by mercenary producers and such.

And... Dolly has had a decades-long marriage to the same person without posting every small detail of her life for clicks online.

Jack isn't in the same universe as Dolly and neither are most of us ordinary folk.

If you haven't already heard it, Trolley P, I highly recommend this episode of Soul Music:

It's a treat.
More Dolly love here. She said that she modelled her look on the town woman (her words) who wore high heels and short skirts and tight tops and she thought was the most beautiful person she’d ever seen. Which is the complete opposite of Guest and her tracksuit-wearing Jeremy Kyle image.
 
2016 was her continued attention-seeking and column inches for being MUSCLY trans non binary that started in October 2015 in the wake of Leggy having dumped her that June, after her trying to make Leggy jealous with her yacht girl 🇺🇸 jollies with Big Lin in Aug-Sept 2015 and after pretending to have multiple heart attacks didn’t work to lure Leggy back.

Incredibly, she was still lying and attention seeking/making money and getting column inches about her fake tit-chopping/testosterone offensiveness in September 2016 (and joined Mrs Gloss attention-seeking that same month). She had no books or anything else going on then and hadn’t for some time.

Trans nonbinary attention-seeking didn’t pay the bills tho, so her biggest source of income post-Leggy was when she decided to crowdfund her next book on Kickstarter in December 2015 barely 6 months after Leggy and her were done.

Seems unfathomable to me that someone who raised £68,671 in 6 weeks for a book they didn’t really deliver more than two years later (and after that enabler Carole gave them a separate £££ contract to publish) would rack up another CCJ while sitting on this lovely, lovely pile of cash. But I’m not FORENSIC so what do I know…
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View attachment 2532333 qShe was without a Sugarmama from June 2015-March 2017 when LJC stepped in.

In her dreadful fallow year of 2016 where she racked up a CCJ (and that started with £68,671 in her bank account for doing precisely duck all) all she moved into the house with the black kitchen of doom and the clutter everywhere.

Basically that Kickstarter £69,671 cash kept her going (and spending) that entire year.
Oh, and a little bit of sideboard change for claiming in her beloved THE NEWSPAPER to be non-binary trans, MAGICALLY cured of her meat addiction and being I JACK MONROE Daniel Blake (x2) and wall-puncher of course £££
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Never really tied this into her timeline before but she was a LONG bleeping way from her first two books to her third. She knocked two out in 2014 and then the next one published was 2018 (the one she separately grifted £68,671 to “self-publish” over two years before). By then enabler Carole had got involved and started churning them out multiple times a year.
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So her "career" had run its course by 2014 and she had to grift it back into life when she needed some cash. Has been trying to repeat that cycle ever since but she's so sloppy -even at grifting- that more and more people realised what she was up to.
 
How good would it be though if she crawled out from the woodwork with a HH3-esque blog or just a straight up beg saying she can't pay her rent this month. It'd be interesting to see how many simps willing to support All She Does are still around on X since it's fall from popularity. I dare say she'd probably still take a decent amount, but there'd be much more pushback and could end up being covered properly by journos. Dare to dream!
My work friend was talking about X or Twitter or whatever space man calls it these days the other day and she said that there is now SO MUCH inane content from bots and people that simply just reply to anything to try and make money from the advertising. What worries me is that this means her sob stories that sound very human and believable will resonate more if she does try this.
 
It's weird isn't it?
I think she was a 'kept' woman when she was with Leggy. Peak hubris and bullshitter period from guest imo and anything she earned was pocket money to spend on herself.
I've often wondered if some of her relationships have failed because her partners have challenged her about the grifting. I'm not saying that she had joint account or shared finances with them but LJC would surely have asked questions about half a ton of furniture being delivered, seven bottles of whisky a week, etc and ask herself where the money was coming from?
If my partner was telling tales of poverty and accepting money from people who could least afford it whilst spending money like water there would be a massive confrontation.
You'd have to be pretty dim or complicit not to notice.
I'd say the same about her parents too. I'm leaving Harold out of it because he was not on social media.
The rest of them are on SM and I think they are complicit imo.
100% this. If you know her personally, know about all this and haven't called her out, you're complicit.
 
2016 was her continued attention-seeking and column inches for being MUSCLY trans non binary that started in October 2015 in the wake of Leggy having dumped her that June, after her trying to make Leggy jealous with her yacht girl 🇺🇸 jollies with Big Lin in Aug-Sept 2015 and after pretending to have multiple heart attacks didn’t work to lure Leggy back.

Incredibly, she was still lying and attention seeking/making money and getting column inches about her fake tit-chopping/testosterone offensiveness in September 2016 (and joined Mrs Gloss attention-seeking that same month). She had no books or anything else going on then and hadn’t for some time.

Trans nonbinary attention-seeking didn’t pay the bills tho, so her biggest source of income post-Leggy was when she decided to crowdfund her next book on Kickstarter in December 2015 barely 6 months after Leggy and her were done.

Seems unfathomable to me that someone who raised £68,671 in 6 weeks for a book they didn’t really deliver more than two years later (and after that enabler Carole gave them a separate £££ contract to publish) would rack up another CCJ while sitting on this lovely, lovely pile of cash. But I’m not FORENSIC so what do I know…
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View attachment 2532333 qShe was without a Sugarmama from June 2015-March 2017 when LJC stepped in.

In her dreadful fallow year of 2016 where she racked up a CCJ (and that started with £68,671 in her bank account for doing precisely duck all) all she moved into the house with the black kitchen of doom and the clutter everywhere.

Basically that Kickstarter £69,671 cash kept her going (and spending) that entire year.
Oh, and a little bit of sideboard change for claiming in her beloved THE NEWSPAPER to be non-binary trans, MAGICALLY cured of her meat addiction and being I JACK MONROE Daniel Blake (x2) and wall-puncher of course £££
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Never really tied this into her timeline before but she was a LONG bleeping way from her first two books to her third. She knocked two out in 2014 and then the next one published was 2018 (the one she separately grifted £68,671 to “self-publish” over two years before). By then enabler Carole had got involved and started churning them out multiple times a year.
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I've mithered on the books before:

I think she got a lot of help with the first book, as she was a new author and a rising star getting a lot of media attention. A Year... has Leggy's fingerprints all over it but didn't sell as well. Once Leggy LEFT she also got dumped by that publisher, did the Kickstarter and eventually got it picked up by Bluebird but there is a noticeable nosedive in quality and attention to detail, culminating in the nadir that is crappy Kitchen - her "best book ever."
 
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