Jack Monroe #545 A bongo, a plastic guinea pig and a penis wrapped in filo pastry

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VeniVidiVicki said:
On Big Dave and Ev being ‘working poor’, they moved into the 5 bedroom house sometime before 1998 when digital records began on zoopla. So she was under 10. Wealthy grandpa didn’t die until 2012.
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Also like the Victoria Beckham clip doing the rounds where she describes her parents as working class. Until Dave asks her what car she was driven to school in.
ROLLS ROYCE, MATE 🙃
 
I still just can’t wrap my head around this. What EXACTLY is she trying to say about the Tories that slide into her DMs at 11pm at night?

“If you think I’m hot, I can work with my hotness to get you to talk about child poverty but if you want to just talk about child poverty, I know I’m hot, but I can’t steer you to my hotness”? Seriously. WTAF? Moron.
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Plus she looks even more choad-like than Farage in this pic, so duck knows who’s slithering into her DMs at 11pm (coincidentally also interview with Shattenstone time) to invite her for coffee so she can selflessly steer them away from being blinded by her sizzling hawtness to “eradicating child poverty”.
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Valiofthedolls said:
I still just can’t wrap my head around this. What EXACTLY is she trying to say about the Tories that slide into her DMs at 11pm at night?

“If you think I’m hot, I can work with my hotness to get you to talk about child poverty but if you want to just talk about child poverty, I know I’m hot, but I can’t steer you to my hotness”? Seriously. WTAF? Moron.
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Plus she looks even more choad-like than Farage in this pic, so duck knows who’s slithering into her DMs at 11pm (coincidentally also interview with Shattenstone time) to invite her for coffee so she can selflessly steer them away from being blinded by her sizzling hawtness to “eradicating child poverty”. View attachment 2500644 q
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Would you look at that square jaw! 😱😱😱
How did that happen??
(Also, I am on book #55. How about you, Jack?)
 
Valiofthedolls said:
I still just can’t wrap my head around this. What EXACTLY is she trying to say about the Tories that slide into her DMs at 11pm at night?

“If you think I’m hot, I can work with my hotness to get you to talk about child poverty but if you want to just talk about child poverty, I know I’m hot, but I can’t steer you to my hotness”? Seriously. WTAF? Moron.
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Plus she looks even more choad-like than Farage in this pic, so duck knows who’s slithering into her DMs at 11pm (coincidentally also interview with Shattenstone time) to invite her for coffee so she can selflessly steer them away from being blinded by her sizzling hawtness to “eradicating child poverty”. View attachment 2500644 q
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maybe this is the work she's doing slowly, gently, behind the scenes to change the system and laws?
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kachoochoo said:
I see matt tebbutt has infiltrated the question setters on only connect

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"I'm locking in "words you'd use to describe the recipes in Grifty Kitchen", Victoria"
 
MurielSnark said:
That explains why the ladies from the WI always get totally out of control after judging the lemon poppyseed cakes at our local church fete. They're a riot.
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Speaking of, here’s the time young Aunty Pat won the competition by passing off a tinned treacle sponge liberally sprinkled with poppy seeds as her own recipe.
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Thanks to Aunty Pat’s maverick “cooking”, five months later, Westcliff on Sea WI’s bellydancing class looked a lot
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Valiofthedolls said:
I still just can’t wrap my head around this. What EXACTLY is she trying to say about the Tories that slide into her DMs at 11pm at night?

“If you think I’m hot, I can work with my hotness to get you to talk about child poverty but if you want to just talk about child poverty, I know I’m hot, but I can’t steer you to my hotness”? Seriously. WTAF? Moron.
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Plus she looks even more choad-like than Farage in this pic, so duck knows who’s slithering into her DMs at 11pm (coincidentally also interview with Shattenstone time) to invite her for coffee so she can selflessly steer them away from being blinded by her sizzling hawtness to “eradicating child poverty”. View attachment 2500644 q
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That picture is one of the worst!!
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Valiofthedolls said:
Let’s just fact check this claim for a second: the interview was “conducted at 11 o’clock at night in a NOISY Thai restaurant.

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And as to the “conducted at 11 at night” (which rather suggests that’s when it started) part…
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Photoshoot starts at 4pm. But the interview was “conducted at 11 at night”? So the photo shoot was seven hours long? And according to Shattenstone from our very own Wiki, the interview that was “conducted at 11 at night” was THREE HOURS long
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And after this three hour interview “conducted at 11 in a noisy (empty) Thai restaurant”, “exhausted” Jack and Shattenstone went from the restaurant to a pub.

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Finally, cos I’m almost as much of a pedantic bleep as Jack, as Shattenstone says they were in Hackney went looking for a Thai restaurant I’ve just looked them all up. The interview certainly wasn’t “conducted in a noisy (empty) one at 11pm at night” because thats after/when they ALL bleeping CLOSE!
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yeah she sounds SOOO “exhausted and vulnerable”
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Oh, and let’s not forget she also heavily implied he’d taken her home very late at night after all that (when in reality all he’d probably done was put her in a cab).
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Do Thai restaurants serve spring rolls and prawn crackers? 🤔
 
I’ve just had a slice of poppy seed loaf and am sadly sober as a judge, sexuality unchanged. Never mind, I’m off to a late night Thai massage curry house, sadly as I’ve done little for society I will probably have to pay, fairs fair I do eat slow and they’ll have to pay their staff time and a half. Hope I can find a nice quiet pub for a cuppa at 1am.

Cannot believe she got the Greenbelt lot to swallow it (tbf her lies are preferable to her cooking). And as for her faith? PLEASE. She’s a devout charlatan, nothing more!
 
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