Jack Monroe #545 A bongo, a plastic guinea pig and a penis wrapped in filo pastry

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Do Thai restaurants serve spring rolls and prawn crackers? 🤔
Turns out the NOISY EMPTY Hackney ones that stay open for three hour interviews of vulnerable EXHAUSTED women (that are conducted at 11pm at night) actually do.
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I wonder if the interview took so long because it kept being interrupted by all those Tories sliding into Hot Jack’s 11pm DMs.
Hope I can find a nice quiet pub for a cuppa at 1am.
This REALLY made me laugh. She’s such a twit.
 
In that Greenbelt talk she said she had to have one sweet of every colour because she is autistic. Didn't she recently have some bit about how she only eats the 'sour' yellow and green opal fruits and has swapping parties with her burley man friends?

Also, her Mum is deaf? I don't remember seeing that one before.
 
Can you imagine guest farting about in a professional kitchen during a busy service, be like Boiling Point on steroids.
Do you reckon Leggy let her build that ridiculous toy kitchen at home when Jack honored Christ’s 40-day temptation in the Desert by giving up her oven for Lent because all of Leggy’s staff had threatened mutiny by that point? Lol cos the timing certainly coincides with the peak of Jack’s boasting about “working” there.
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Interesting that *if* guest actually worked at this Blackfoot restaurant, none of her former co-workers have stepped forward to defend her against the ebil trolls that claim she has no real cookery expertise or kitchen skills. Really makes you think 🤔
Yeah not only did Jack make their professional working lives absolute hell by scampering adorably around all the sharp knives and boiling hot pans, knowing EVERYTHING and tattling to Leggy if everyone didn’t constantly blow smoke up her arse, they couldn’t even have a drink and decompress about her after work because when she’d made a shitload of mess and then clocked off ages before them (and right before cleanup started no doubt), their boss’s idiot plaything sat around the bar for HOURS writing intellectual cooking things in restaurant parlance such as “fat cloves of garlic”, “SEMIFREDDO”, “a well is a sort of hole”, and “a few scant leeks” into her little Holly Hobbie notebook using a giant pencil with a big London bus on the side and a tassel on the top.
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I swear guest once watched one episode of Harry Enfield where Wayne and Waynetta slob were featured and that is her barometer for the working class. She’s disgusting. As someone from a very working class background, my home home was tidy and well kept. You might not have much or any money but pride is pretty high on the list. She’s vile, it’s the sort of tit I’d expect Braverman or Johnson to come out with.

ETA there’s a lovely new family moved in close by and they have a son the same age as ours. They rent in the same street as us. My SB came home the other night after playing out with this boy and was concerned as he said to me, ‘*** only gets toast for tea as he has a hot meal at school at lunchtime.’
it really brought home how difficult life is for families at present. He’s had tea at ours a couple of nights since. Nothing fancy but I remember when we’d often eat at grandmas on an evening, and having spoken to my mum it’s because we just didn’t have much money. Sorry I should have spoilered that me-rail.

I’m glad you didn’t TenderGwent… it’s a heartbreaking story that many of us can resonate with. I lived on beans on toast for dinner after school for many months when Mum and Dad split up and mum and I were dirt poor. I used to take 2 showers a day because I couldn’t afford deodorant but was very conscious of the fact I’d be sweating, especially when playing sports. I’d also use tissue as a sanitary product when mum couldn’t afford it, and was always asking friends if they had spares. Because it was either £3 for pads or £3 in the meter ( our flat had one of those old style pound coin things )…. it’s shameful that women’s products are not free. Don’t know how you’d fund it - possibly means tested vouchers? duck knows but it shouldn’t be still happening and yet we all know it does. Period poverty is real, and incredibly damaging for young girls and women who can’t afford basic sanitary products.

I HATE thinking about that time. Not for myself but for my poor mum who worked and worked to keep a roof over our heads. My Dad stuffed her in the CSA department and was basically what you’d call an all round tight bleep ( I know he is now DEAD but it took me yearrrrssa to forgive him for that. I’m the youngest and was the only one out of the 3 siblings that had contact) and I know that it traumatised my mum….we got a housing association house in the end, she still lives there almost 20 years later.

I had my own other poverty just before and during when my son was born and my mum etc had to help out with shopping - I’ve told that story before in these threads somewhere.

Sorry I’ve gone off on one, but @Penelope_Ghent you’re doing an amazing, kind thing. I know pride comes into it a lot ( as we who have experienced true poverty know oh too well ) but that gets put on the back burner when a child is involved. If I was that boys parents, I’d be relieved he was getting an extra hot meal that day. I’d also be full of love and gratitude for the one providing that for him.

We, as a society, need to do more for kids in poverty, and girls who struggle to get sanitary products. But sometimes those who have a voice and a big platform can help make changes…and what did Jack do with hers??

Lied, made it all about herself, ripped people off to feed her tramadol / gin / sideboard habit, made a mockery of any minority group she can think of and diagnosed herself with a load of bullshit.

She could have been the real change. She had so many opportunities. And she fucked it. Fucked it big time that now she has no voice - because whether she likes it or not,any time she speaks up there’s gonna be a load of detractors gunning for her. Quite rightly too, after “all the good she’s done”. You’ve done duck all Jack and you’ve fucked yourself over big time too.

Slow handclap for you, you gritting, lying, cosplaying, manipulative, bullshitting bleep and the same goes for any sappy eyed and eared wetwipe twit that championed you. duck off.
 
you don't need to prepare it you can just eat it but I can't imagine how you'd mix up weed and herbs. You just wouldn't.

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On Big Dave and Ev being ‘working poor’, they moved into the 5 bedroom house sometime before 1998 when digital records began on zoopla. So she was under 10. Wealthy grandpa didn’t die until 2012.

In this interview from 2006 he says that they had been fostering for 12 years by that time (so started in 1994 when guest was 5-6) and suggests that either before they started fostering, or very early into it, they expanded the house to 5 bedrooms to accommodate the children. Also says that he bought a bigger car, had to repair damage the kids caused to the house, and spent a lot of his own money on the expenses of caring for them because while he and Eve were paid for fostering it wasn't much. He estimated he'd spent at least £100,000. That's why he wasn't taking your family to Tenerife, guest. Not because they were poor

Guest says that the house that was "so small that today it couldn't be legally rented out as a dwelling!" was the one they were living in when she was born, suggesting they moved into the now 5-bedroom house between 1988 and 1994. But her word is, as we all know, not worth very much
 
In that Greenbelt talk she said she had to have one sweet of every colour because she is autistic. Didn't she recently have some bit about how she only eats the 'sour' yellow and green opal fruits and has swapping parties with her burley man friends?

Also, her Mum is deaf? I don't remember seeing that one before.

She also doesn't eat sweets/sugar. THEN and NOW, etc
 
I’m glad you didn’t TenderGwent… it’s a heartbreaking story that many of us can resonate with. I lived on beans on toast for dinner after school for many months when Mum and Dad split up and mum and I were dirt poor. I used to take 2 showers a day because I couldn’t afford deodorant but was very conscious of the fact I’d be sweating, especially when playing sports. I’d also use tissue as a sanitary product when mum couldn’t afford it, and was always asking friends if they had spares. Because it was either £3 for pads or £3 in the meter ( our flat had one of those old style pound coin things )…. it’s shameful that women’s products are not free. Don’t know how you’d fund it - possibly means tested vouchers? duck knows but it shouldn’t be still happening and yet we all know it does. Period poverty is real, and incredibly damaging for young girls and women who can’t afford basic sanitary products.

I HATE thinking about that time. Not for myself but for my poor mum who worked and worked to keep a roof over our heads. My Dad stuffed her in the CSA department and was basically what you’d call an all round tight bleep ( I know he is now DEAD but it took me yearrrrssa to forgive him for that. I’m the youngest and was the only one out of the 3 siblings that had contact) and I know that it traumatised my mum….we got a housing association house in the end, she still lives there almost 20 years later.

I had my own other poverty just before and during when my son was born and my mum etc had to help out with shopping - I’ve told that story before in these threads somewhere.

Sorry I’ve gone off on one, but @Penelope_Ghent you’re doing an amazing, kind thing. I know pride comes into it a lot ( as we who have experienced true poverty know oh too well ) but that gets put on the back burner when a child is involved. If I was that boys parents, I’d be relieved he was getting an extra hot meal that day. I’d also be full of love and gratitude for the one providing that for him.

We, as a society, need to do more for kids in poverty, and girls who struggle to get sanitary products. But sometimes those who have a voice and a big platform can help make changes…and what did Jack do with hers??

Lied, made it all about herself, ripped people off to feed her tramadol / gin / sideboard habit, made a mockery of any minority group she can think of and diagnosed herself with a load of bullshit.

She could have been the real change. She had so many opportunities. And she fucked it. Fucked it big time that now she has no voice - because whether she likes it or not,any time she speaks up there’s gonna be a load of detractors gunning for her. Quite rightly too, after “all the good she’s done”. You’ve done duck all Jack and you’ve fucked yourself over big time too.

Slow handclap for you, you gritting, lying, cosplaying, manipulative, bullshitting bleep and the same goes for any sappy eyed and eared wetwipe twit that championed you. duck off.
Absolutely this!

I'm a child of the 70s. I lived on beans or jam on toast for years and years. I was free school meals and yet still didn't eat at school because I was so embarrassed. All my clothes were cast off from people on our estate and I never went on a family holiday, not even a caravan affair that Jackie looks so very much down on. Times have changed of course but Bloody hell she's annoying.
 
Has anyone ever asked her where she got all the tramadol tablets from? I very much doubt a doctor would prescribe enough for her to take 40 a day, or whatever ridiculous amount she claimed to be taking.

If she bought them illegally, then she can sod off with her " I don't take drugs" nonsense. She seems to suggest that because they are available from a doctor to people that need them, that they are not "drugs". They very much are.

She says that she was addicted to "prescription drugs", because it doesn't sound as bad as addicted to class A drugs. But no doctor would ever prescribe that amount. so clearly she was either getting them from a dealer or going from private doctor to private doctor and lying. Either way, she was addicted to illegally obtained drugs.

Put like that it doesn't sound as acceptable, does it?

The prescription drugs bullshit makes me rage.

One - I’ve been prescribed tramadol years ago, when my chest issues first turned up. They did nothing, and I was only allowed a short course of two weeks anyway, one tramadol twice a day. No doctor is going to prescribe a 40 a day habit. Not one. They will give you 56, to last a month, but if you go through all that in a day and a half and try and get another script… nahhh not gonna happen so if she was taking that much, she’d be getting them from a dealer.

Two - NICE guidelines have tightened massively in the last few years, and pain management is undergoing a massive reform. Opiates are now not the drug of choice for pain relief - instead other non-opiate meds and therapies like physio are seen as the way forward. I was in hospital not long ago, and I spoke with my pain consultant. I basically begged to get my pregablin and oxy dose increased as I have pain elsewhere now ( thought to be eminating from my spine ) and he gave a hard no. He said my pain meds could be making it worse and turns out he was right. I stopped taking pain meds everyday and although my leg pain is still there, it’s not as bad. I’ve also lost weight and have a clearer head so… Jack spouting tit about 40 a day tramadol? Again nahhh ain’t going to happen!!

Three - as been mithered before, a certain amount of tramadol will cause you to overdose and go into a seizure. Like it’ll properly duck you over and isn’t to be docked about with. Like most opiates it’ll hit you with a “high” but basically it builds up in your system to provide hours long pain relief. Anything over what, 6-8 tramadol a day is very very dangerous. So Jack’s talking bollocks again because if she was taking that ( she wasn’t ) she’d be bleeping DEAD. For real this time.

All in all, Jack talks utter tit and thanks to coming to my pain relief TED talk. Please leave a review on your way out.
 
Hi! Newbie 👋🏻 Can’t just eat it if you want the high (old school resin is different) but with leaf and bud it has to be heated (decarboxylation) to activate THC & CBD. It’s put in butter or oil as the fun chemicals are fat soluble and bind to it.
Oof! That sounds like a lot of effort. I think I will pursue my drug-spiked food highs in the louche environment of the Supermarket
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