Jack Monroe #542 A dullard talking about Vienetta

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Has anyone got the abridged stealing from bins/sex work timeline that she tweeted to hand? Want to check how it matches up.

ETA: This isn't the one I was thinking of, but also does not add up. She wasn't "instantly flat broke" because she worked at Asda.

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Seaford Haggington said:
Has anyone got the abridged stealing from bins/sex work timeline that she tweeted to hand? Want to check how it matches up.
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We need a big Gantt chart don’t we? Every project line is either a job, a breakdown, an alcoholic/dry period, a poverty plead. It would be so easy to see all of the lies overlaps in her little fantasy life. It would be a work of art.
 
Seaford Haggington said:
Wait, what? This job is after the fire service. What happened to workless grinding poverty? Also squig says she was still using her old name, but according to The Origin Story (well, one of them) she changed her name the instant she left the cruel oppressive fire service call centre. Nothing adds up.
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Going by the dates, SB would've been around 2.5. Is this during the 'mummy world's phase? She must've had some sort of childcare for him.
 
MistyWindows said:
These are from her old IG account! I was curious about them before, not sure they fit squig’s timeline as it was in 2012.
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(also reading between the lines she’s either quite dull or it’s still novel to her?)
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This IS a mid-30s parent who has an overwhelming attack of the vapors raucous painstaking giggles at seeing some googly eyes on some rocks.

She’s not the sharpest butter in the fridge.
 
Sideboard Bob said:
Wait, squig said Jack worked at Asda "over 15 years ago", which would be 2008-ish and earlier.
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It was Jack's insta rather than the squig which makes it seem like she was working there in 2012

MistyWindows said:
These are from her old IG account! I was curious about them before, not sure they fit squig’s timeline as it was in 2012.
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(also reading between the lines she’s either quite dull or it’s still novel to her?)
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Veronicaaa said:
It was Jack's insta rather than the squig which makes it seem like she was working there in 2012
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Were those animal hats actually from ASDA though? They look more like the kind of thing you'd find at a chichi coffee/craft shop masquerading as hand knitted when they actually come from China.
Do we have a straight timeline of her jobs and when she worked at asda vs when she was jobbing at coffee shops etc in 2012 and getting rapidly fired?
 
Livia Fantasy said:
This IS a mid-30s parent who has an overwhelming attack of the vapors raucous painstaking giggles at seeing some googly eyes on some rocks.

She’s not the sharpest butter in the fridge.
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It makes me think of this 😂


On a shitter note she also has two female kittens around this time, I wonder what happened to them 😔 hopefully just stayed with her ex (there’s a ‘Mrs Jack’ around this time too giving her flowers etc)
 
Mrs Peel said:
And this:

"They’re very litigatious so I’m cautious how I word things, but there are definite inconsistencies in their ‘beginning story’ for sure. They forget that there are people who knew them prior"

And this (when asked if they worked in the same dept):

"No I worked in Admin she worked in George clothing but I think she started on counters it was over 15 years ago. I knew her parents too they were advocates (poster faces) for foster care in Essex"
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Her house of cards is crumbling so fast. There's about 3 people left who don't know she's a lying toe rag.
 
MavisBeacon said:
Were those animal hats actually from ASDA though? They look more like the kind of thing you'd find at a chichi coffee/craft shop masquerading as hand knitted when they actually come from China.
Do we have a straight timeline of her jobs and when she worked at asda vs when she was jobbing at coffee shops etc in 2012 and getting rapidly fired?
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You're right actually, this may not be Asda at all. Call off the wiki edit!
 
MavisBeacon said:
Were those animal hats actually from ASDA though? They look more like the kind of thing you'd find at a chichi coffee/craft shop masquerading as hand knitted when they actually come from China.
Do we have a straight timeline of her jobs and when she worked at asda vs when she was jobbing at coffee shops etc in 2012 and getting rapidly fired?
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I can’t be sure, I tried googling George hats from 2012 (can you tell I’m putting off getting work done?)
I think @Valiofthedolls could help out here but I seem to remember her mentioning a warehouse job sorting second hand clothes or something?
These are new with tags though 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
Penelope_Ghent said:
We need a big Gantt chart don’t we? Every project line is either a job, a breakdown, an alcoholic/dry period, a poverty plead. It would be so easy to see all of the lies overlaps in her little fantasy life. It would be a work of art.
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To be authentic we’d need a Gantt chart made of post-it notes stuck on a roll of £60 wallpaper.
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BeardyBap said:
This is wild, and shows the value of the tiniest splash of tea that might not seem like tea at all. Loving it.
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Yes, I mistakenly casually dismissed the tea and now I’m drinking it in big, hot, sweet, milky gulps 😅
 
MistyWindows said:
I can’t be sure, I tried googling George hats from 2012 (can you tell I’m putting off getting work done?)
I think @Valiofthedolls could help out here but I seem to remember her mentioning a warehouse job sorting second hand clothes or something?
These are new with tags though 🤷🏼‍♀️
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She'd posted about stripping the film off new clothes in a warehouse so certainly sounds like George. Those hats were in every supermarket around that time, my youngest had a few as a toddler 🦊🐶🐰
 
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