Jack Monroe #534 Fake an arthritis overdose

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It's not a great haircut (it may well be a better fade than it looks when not filtered to duck) but it is an improvement on her various half grown out street urchin looks she usually goes for.

She really has no idea who she is, does she? "Hello, me", like she's found her final, authentic form, until five minutes down the line when she's trying a new identity on for size.
 
As sure as night follows day, a tragic new haircut precedes a public guset appearance.

WTF is going on with the whites of her eyes? I didn't even know white could be so white.

And that bottom lip is definitely looking more Pringled than usual.
😂I had an allergic reaction to a ducking peach the other day. Only you know what? It was only on my upper lip - and only one side… crazy how even her allergies perform in perfect symmetry.
 
Just to slightly defend boiled potatoes man… academia is extremely precarious employment until you “make it” and a lot of people end up decimating their savings moving up and down the country and internationally for short term jobs. This guy could be relatively new in post and not had time to accumulate a decent savings pot, especially living in the South East. He won’t be the only one.

However, I noted with interest that his post was QTed by the gen sec of UCU (another one on 6 figures who loves to wail about how working class she is) to basically ask for donations to the union strike fund, which is pretty well-furnished. Our man should be spending his time applying for help from that rather than tagging in Jack who doesn’t give a solitary duck about any striker and who CERTAINLY wouldn’t give the time of day to lecturers because they’re EXACTLY the sort of people who might tell her she needs to apply herself.

The boiled potatoes are just another roadside mum shock tactic to get the visuals going viral. Could’ve been a plate of chips and beans, but then fewer people would be clutching their pearls I guess.
Boiled potatoes sound sadder than a jacket spud or chips. Got to tug those heartstrings
 
That IG story poem has really got on my tits. Tbh, I kinda assumed she had some awareness of what she was doing with the regard to the grift etc etc, but she really truly doesn't think any of this is of own making at all, and it's going to be everyone else and their mother's fault as per bleeping usual.
Always the hero or the victim, never the villain.
 
Always the hero or the victim, never the villain.

Despite being intimately acquainted with more than one such horror show of a human, these articles never fail to give me yet another "aha!" moment about how they operate.

Choosing an outwardly sympathetic response rather than an emotionally taxing (selfless!) empathetic response to get narcissistic supply explains how these people can appear so caring at first (and believe themselves to be deeply empathetic) when they are actually incapable of empathy and so utterly bleeping poisonous.
 
what is Preston from the Ordinary Boys up to these days?
Desperately Seeking Susan Chantelle
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Seriously though, what a pathetic manipulative twit.
 




I dont know how big the venue is but i got to 200 tickets before i got bored.
199 +speaker?
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No tickets left 😬

Empty your baskets Ninnies!
Coming from way behind and had to abandon all thoughts of Grunking, but... Pls tell me that's a thing.... Pls. I'll refresh my very full basket continuously and be fired from work if we can cease all ticket sales like that.

And omg, the Real Grunka has returned? As a 1 year lurker (dunno quite how I made VIP at all? Glitch?!) I bow in your direction, oh Most Worshiped Goddess of the canal @GrunkaLunka

Welcome home.
 
I see the ruler and nail scissors are back.
You know what this is don’t you-she’s been reading about Sinead whilst seething with envy at talent she hasn’t a hope of imitating & she wants to co-opt the skinhead elfin beauty thing. Unfortunately, I won’t be surprised if we get a load of ‘mammy/soda bread/alcohol free Guinness’ tedium and using her mum’s Northern Irish background too. Trouble is Jack, you look nothing like Sinead & you also look nothing like this in real life.
We all saw Question Time #AuntyPat
 
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