Jack Monroe #534 Fake an arthritis overdose

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Irl she'll look like Aunty Pat who's really got into P!nk lately but still does her clothes shop at Per Una. Those filters are lethal.

She still doesn't know who she is, does she, and I find that a bit weird in a 30-something person. How does she go from pound shop Delia Smith* in her Grifty Kitchen promo shots to the peakiest of Peaky Blinders without getting whiplash?

* No shade on Queen Delia, her recipes work and she's a massively reassuring presence in your kitchen, guset could never.

 

[Emmapism]

 

[Dogmuck]

19th June Jack

Versus 7 August Jack

7 short weeks

 

[Jelly Bean]

What’s with the whiteness at the left side of her face? Is she claiming this is natural?
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Her nose is a complete blur
She is utterly ridiculous if she thinks anyone will believe this is not filtered within an inch of its life.
We've seen the jowly reality.

 

[binkbonk]

19th June Jack
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Versus 7 August Jack

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7 short weeks

OMG the difference in her nose! Jarring with the pics side by side

 

[PermanentEyeRolls]

I wondered if the "Hello, me" was more about gender identity? Will she start talking about being trans again.
( I know equating short hair with masculinity is basic and stupid but this is guset....)

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Jackadder.

 

[Seaford Haggington]

OMG the difference in her nose! Jarring with the pics side by side

Like swapping features on a Mr Potato Head.

ETA:

 

[Mrs Peel]

13,000 people have viewed the Monbiot tweet.

Sic Transit Gloria, guest. Sic Transit Gloria.

 

[FourSeasonSoupObsessive]

“Hello me”

She’s saying that like she’s just discovered herself. Come ON, Is there ever a day where she hasn’t woken up, beheld her own magnificence and thought that?! She finds herself delightful from sunup to sundown.

“Welcome home”- this one’s for us, isn’t it? She knows we’ll mither ourselves to shreds wondering if it means that she’s finally left that bleeping bungamansion

 

[DianeAbbotsMojito]

Ahhhh, Victorian Insane Asylum Jack is back.

This haircut is going to look amazing when Smol Cute Button filter is not available in the wild and it is sat atop this puffy lumpen mess.

ETA it's hilarious that the only place she can post her boring, self-obsessed crap now is Insta stories because there's no public way to reply. What a life.

 

[Boogs]

Her nose is a complete blur
She is utterly ridiculous if she thinks anyone will believe this is not filtered within an inch of its life.
We've seen the jowly reality.

It’s not a filter it’s portrait mode!!!! Do you want her to stop breathing?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

No wonder she could unscrew all those bulbs, she thinks the light shines out her own arse.

 

[frostily]

I wondered if the "Hello, me" was more about gender identity? Will she start talking about being trans again.
( I know equating short hair with masculinity is basic and stupid but this is guset....)

i thought the same - but along with the short hair, no blurred out tiffanies or fake eyelashes/eyeliner

 

[BeardyBap]

You folks did say that the mouth-chewing tweets come a couple of weeks before public appearance/ pictures of obvious lip fillers. TYFATGTYD, canal. I had never put that together before.

 

[SouthendRealEstate]

I see she thinks she's Tommy Shelby again.

She‘s trying for the wrong Tommy

 

[Boogs]

i thought the same - but along with the short hair, no blurred out tiffanies or fake eyelashes/eyeliner

When nothing else seems to be working she’s grabbed hold of the identity which she thinks will cause the biggest emotive reaction in her audience so that people will come out fighting to protect her and her detractors will back off.

 

[Hold my beans]

I'm taking 'Welcome home' to mean she been away in a deep, dark place but now she's back in the light. A big, bright ring light

 

[MavisBeacon]

Nothing to do with Sinead's funeral today eh? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3g1yy5yxyvo

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I'm taking 'Welcome home' to mean she been away in a deep, dark place

Up her own arse?