Jack Monroe #53 The patreon saint of perpetual victimhood

[maytoseptember]

Just reposting these screenshots from the last thread because I got severe deja vu when I saw them. I can’t believe she went from Kickstarter, where she failed to fulfil her commitments to her backers, straight over to Patreon, where she fails to fulfil her commitments to her backers.

What a grifter.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I bought a lovely Leon version last week...

Are the Leon condiments any good? I’ve been tempted to buy some to elevate my lunchtime wraps.

It’s on topic cos Allegra init, but I’ll mention my black cats and all lives matter and it’ll be fine x

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Are the Leon condiments any good? I’ve been tempted to buy some to elevate my lunchtime wraps.

It’s on topic cos Allegra init, but I’ll mention my black cats and all lives matter and it’ll be fine x

 

[HdBarris]

Just reposting these screenshots from the last thread because I got severe deja vu when I saw them. I can’t believe she went from Kickstarter, where she failed to fulfil her commitments to her backers, straight over to Patreon, where she fails to fulfil her commitments to her backers.

What a grifter.

Is that 60k for real?? Where did that money go

 

[Toffee finger]

Are the Leon condiments any good? I’ve been tempted to buy some to elevate my lunchtime wraps.

It’s on topic cos Allegra init, but I’ll mention my black cats and all lives matter and it’ll be fine x

I’ve tried the garlic aioli and the burger sauce. Would recommend both!

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

Is that 60k for real?? Where did that money go

It's never enough money. The court settlement went as well apparently. She seems to have had so much money but always wants more.

So intrigued by the last thread! I hate missing drama.

 

[Pocahontas]

Haven’t posted this for a few threads, so for any new joiners to the thread (also contains a link to the food and drink thread):



Here is @Passive_Aggressive_Lemon ‘s ‘Jack for Dummies’ post (edited to include updated info)

Thought it might be useful for new followers to have a post at the start of each thread with some info.
Limegoss article about Jack v Jamie Oliver : https://limegoss.com/jack-monroe-jamie-oliver/

Thread no 31 is the infamous thread on which Jack turns up to talk to us directly. She makes her appearance on page 17.

For anyone wanting to re-live the glory days of her 2 week stint on Daily Kitchen Live (DKL) : Threads 2 - 9

Jack’s most oft used reply to questions on recipe substitutions: yes, absolutely x

Some other favourite quotes by Jack:

‘Babe, same’

‘I did a chaos’

‘my maverick brain’

‘my sad little face’

‘I’m BUSY’

‘I HOOTED / I am FIZZING’

‘I laughed up a lung’


One of Jack’s followers once referred to Tattlers as sad hausfraus and Jack herself has likened us to a cabal. Therefore we have become the Cabal of Hausfraus

To ‘GrunkaLunka’ your way through a thread means to catch up on posts. Named after a member who rather epically caught up on many threads in a short period of time.

Jack once threatened to use her Liam Neeson skills to TRIANGULATE our whereabouts to intimidate us, so that’s what we mean by that.

Jack once sideboard modelled a Vivienne Westwood dress, seeming to infer that it’s what Viv would have wanted (as if she were dead), and then got snippy when corrected otherwise. There may be some ‘RIP Viv’ jokes (she is not dead, of course)

We sometimes joke about being on Vladimir Putin’s bitcoin payroll list for being evil trolls.

During her stint on Daily Kitchen Live, Jack produced a godawful looking lasagne, with thin white sauce that never thickened up, just disappeared. It was widely likened to ‘horse spunk’ - there may be some horse ‘spirit’ lasagne jokes.

Also:

• She grew up in a 5 bed (mortgaged/owned) house
• She got a £4.5k Omega watch for her 21st
• Her dad's a bleeping LANDLORD (an oldy, but a goody)

We are terrible for going off on tangents and using too many gifs, so there is another thread where we don’t discuss JM but instead talk about biscuits and stuff. This is good light relief when JM is doing too much chaos: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink-2.7550/page-22#post-1927367

 

[MooBelle]

Ooh, think I'm alone in this opinion, but I don't think she looks good at all at the moment (sorry cabal!)
The shaved head is more of a cry for help than a fashion statement and I really don't see any bald patches. (although it does look better without the bizarre fringe rats tail thing)
The lips have totally been done and it is ludicrous she is claiming otherwise. Even when I think she can't outrage me anymore, the comparing ulcers/sores to cancer/chemo was bad enough but to it then becoming apparent it is lip fillers is just beyond the pale.
Her eyes are black. I believe previous posts have compared them to the quote from Jaws describing a Great White's eyes as 'black and dead like a dolls' eyes' They just leave me cold.
Apologies if this is a downer post but I'm just too hard to her nonsense. She's 'deleted' Twitter from her phone before. It was bollocks then and it is bollocks now. She thrives on the drama and won't be able to stay away from her sycophants for very long at all.

Not sure who it was that called Monday as her return, but I'd like ten quid on Sunday evening please.

 

[maytoseptember]

Is that 60k for real?? Where did that money go

Just under £69,000 actually.



The book was published in the end, but it was about two years late and loads of backers demanded their money back because they were sick of waiting.

Who knows whether any of those promised “Rewards” came to fruition either

 

[MooBelle]

Is that 60k for real?? Where did that money go

sideboards and trips to Edinburgh apparently

 

[jenny2603]

The garland pic is on FB but I'm not so I can't see comments. It might say where it was from on there.

She deleted the pic from Instagram after Louisa LEFT.

Birds in christmas trees (not current bungalow):

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Can someone please TRIANGULATE these birds? I am obsessed with them to that point that Christmas will be cancelled if I don't have them. Jack if you're reading this I promise I will stop taking the piss and HOOTING at your antics if you reveal the source of the glorious birds.

 

[SoulRebel]

The garland pic is on FB but I'm not so I can't see comments. It might say where it was from on there.

She deleted the pic from Instagram after Louisa LEFT.

Birds in christmas trees (not current bungalow):

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I love birds in a Christmas tree. I've been collecting mine for 30 years now and still have a gonky-eyed brown owl who swoops down to a moth-eaten robin. Those nets are summat else!

 

[MellowD]

It's never enough money. The court settlement went as well apparently. She seems to have had so much money but always wants more.

So intrigued by the last thread! I hate missing drama.

I would have been happy to have missed it but seem to be involved anyway. All the mystery however is ridiculous and I fail to see why someone who knows the ins and outs can't just say what the duck it is about in a post rather than all this fanny.

 

[Effie22]

Po

Just reposting these screenshots from the last thread because I got severe deja vu when I saw them. I can’t believe she went from Kickstarter, where she failed to fulfil her commitments to her backers, straight over to Patreon, where she fails to fulfil her commitments to her backers.

What a grifter.

Oh god! Poor Lee. It’s been a year now!!

 

[Ellabella]

Lips comparison

 

[Pocahontas]

I would have been happy to have missed it but seem to be involved anyway. All the mystery however is ridiculous and I fail to see why someone who knows the ins and outs can't just say what the duck it is about in a post rather than all this fanny.

If we say in a post it will be deleted as it’s off topic and you are un-DMable. Maybe the food and drink thread will provide some light relief. Link: https://tattle.life/threads/food-drink-2.7550/page-21

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Can someone please TRIANGULATE these birds? I am obsessed with them to that point that Christmas will be cancelled if I don't have them. Jack if you're reading this I promise I will stop taking the piss and HOOTING at your antics if you reveal the source of the glorious birds.

Etsy sell similar ones if you search for artificial bird feather, they’re about a fiver each I think?

I was tempted to try and DIY this a few years back but didn’t want to spend ££ on materials and end up with a GCSE art project in my hall:

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Can someone please TRIANGULATE these birds? I am obsessed with them to that point that Christmas will be cancelled if I don't have them. Jack if you're reading this I promise I will stop taking the piss and HOOTING at your antics if you reveal the source of the glorious birds.

Try searching DECORATIVE FEATHER BIRDS and URGRACE DECORATIVE FEATHER BIRDS on Ama*on.

 

[Lanie]

Lol I went out for lunch with my family and a quick run to the shops and came back to everything being hushed. I feel like I am the one being talked about.

 

[jenny2603]

Try searching DECORATIVE FEATHER BIRDS and URGRACE DECORATIVE FEATHER BIRDS on Ama*on.

Thank you. They're just the ticket.