Jack Monroe #528 Marauding Munchausen's Wagon

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Marmalade Atkins said:
From the end of the last thread...

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It took almost three hours but I refuse to be beaten so...

Three versions on thread #212:

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I eventually found it by searching Jack's mentions for tartan which gave me this:

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Lol

I am such a head 😂😭


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Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade

Oreos are NOT bitter, for duck’s sake.
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Just gonna ignore the freaky freak eyes coz ergh. No thank you.

But, let’s applaud Jack for getting her moneys worth out of those tartan traaaaaazers. You’ll spot them in tons of pics, she even rolled them up and claimed them to be shorts. They first appeared in the weird photo shoot with the pulp fiction briefcase.

I wonder if they survived the great black dye marathon?
 
MaineCoonMama said:
Oh my Lordy, Vali. Black shirt, tartan traaaaazers, Maine Coon...
AM I JACK?
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Look at the reflection of the right half of your face, while holding up one of your hands in front of the mirror.

As long as they don’t look like this… (ETA SCARY. WARNED)
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You’re fine, and definitely not Jack.
 
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griftalo said:
Well, that’s the weight dry. I wonder what they become when rehydrated? It’s still probs not a huge amount, but slightly better than 50g of tinned
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It's double or so, her 200g dried is kinda like 1 can drained. It is nowhere near enough.
If you add 100g dried of rice per portion though and you get closer to an adequate meal. You'd still have to fix the lack of seasoning.
Given how cheap and nice chickpeas are though I would double the amount. You could save money and the vomit factor buy ditching the canned fruit.

I am not vegan ish but actually vegan despite which might surprise the canal given my erotic meat fiction works. I eat a lot of chickpeas.
 
HONK! said:
No, I'm not manc. Manky, yes, but not manc. I had a boyfriend who called fannies foofoos, but he came from Gateshead. It's such a lovely word, I found myself saying it all the time. Mind you, it wasn't so lovely when my sister came round on her new bike, stood outside my front door and, in a voice inappropriately loud for public use, said "That saddle's rubbed my foofoo raw". She may not be a lady, but she's all woman.
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Fuunnily enough, I am from Gateshead (now I am, anyway - I started off as from Roker, but 2/3 of my life has been in Gateshead).

A Southerner who worked with me used to sing a children's song about "Little Rabbit Foo-Foo*, hopping through the forest, catchng all the field mice and bopping them on the head". I confess it caused much hilarity.

*Rabbits are vicious bast@rds. 🐰 👿
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hereforthechaos said:
It's double or so, her 200g dried is kinda like 1 can drained. It is nowhere near enough.
If you add 100g dried of rice per portion though and you get closer to an adequate meal. You'd still have to fix the lack of seasoning.
Given how cheap and nice chickpeas are though I would double the amount. You could save money and the vomit factor buy ditching the canned fruit.

I am not vegan ish but actually vegan despite which might surprise the canal given my erotic meat fiction works. I eat a lot of chickpeas.
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So do I - cooked, or sprouted.

Chickpeas are the food of the (possibly vegan) gods.
 
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TheMiceInTheShed said:
Fuunnily enough, I am from Gateshead (now I am, anyway - I started off as from Roker, but 2/3 of my life has been in Gateshead).

A Southerner who worked with me used to sing a children's song about "Little Rabbit Foo-Foo*, hopping through the forest, catchng all the field mice and bopping them on the head". I confess it caused much hilarity.

*Rabbits are vicious bast@rds. 🐰 👿
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Aah, thank you for that! I am a southerner with a massive Mediterranean Solent arse, but I'd never heard of Little Rabbit Foo-Foo. I've just looked him up. It's a book by Michael Rosen. I've even listened to a reading of it on CBEEBIES. It's honktastic! Honestly, I'm eighty four years old enough to know better, but I'll be singing that all night.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
I quite like this one where the dead eyed grifter seems to believe she’s posing on the album cover of “Morrisey’s Greatest Hits : a tribute, featuring H and Claire from Steps and the X Factor finalists ”
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In the words of a great friend of mine from Wales "who's jacket's that coat she's wearin'"? (He's used to have the very best Welsh accent)

It looks like her granddad's Sunday best. I wonder if she took it out of the bag intended for the charity shop.
 
plentyofpepper said:
I have it on good authority that Jack’s silence is because she and Adrian are cooking up a slop storm and getting her a new regular TV slot! She’ll be appearing in a regular skit on Harry Hill’s TV Burp, looking at how she’s a Facetune addict Jack Of All Faces Trades!!

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TV lie shite of the weeeeeek

Honestly, I have been to my in-laws for a scant three hours (real in-laws, because my husband hasn’t LEFT) and these have been the best five pages to catch up on ever. I’m beginning to think that I’m not a working class frau at all, as a bit of Armagnac (fancy) shot out of my mouth at Black Eyed Chick Peas, then a bit more out of my nose at the rubber thumbs. If she ever goes back to her trans phase (as if), she should seriously think about Hugh Jands as her next newest blokiest transiest name.

Perhaps this was the lewk she was aiming for there? The Regurgitator.
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Valiofthedolls said:
I quite like this one where the dead eyed grifter seems to believe she’s posing on the album cover of “Morrisey’s Greatest Hits : a tribute, featuring H and Claire from Steps and the X Factor finalists ”
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"I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and then another job, and another job, and another job, about 500 jobs, and heaven knows I'm miserable now"
 
If she just calmed down for 5 minutes. Let her foofoo, you know, chill, she'd possibly give herself some chance of being as alright ish as the rest of us normals but she keeps straining at the very distant promise of fame/glamour/distinction. Not real achievements, just the impression of them.

All those honorary doctorates and gowns and scrolls. They're so perfect for her. They say everything about her tha can't be written down. An imaginary academic qualification with a big stupid hat all signifying nothing.
 
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