Jack Monroe #528 Marauding Munchausen's Wagon

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TheMiceInTheShed said:
Is it even legal to have so many teeth?

In the interests of scientific research, I tried the light-through-pink-curtains thing on the Shedmice cats. (See Exhibits A and B)

Exhibit A - a fine orange specimen affectionately known as "You bastard" - domestic short hair
Exhibit B - ditto, but long haired (aka Fat Arse)

I didn't have a pink curtain, so I used a green one (all curtain colours are interchangeable).

Neither cat disappeared mores the pity

The hypothesis "Light filtered through pink green curtains renders orange cats invisible" was not supported.

Conclusion: She's a lying tw@t
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It is legal to have that many teeth. It is, however, a bit rum to pretend they're your own and you aren't a recipient of receding gums (see exhibit 1).

Excellent forensic work there, Micey, Vlad is very pleased with you and shall be sending your bit coinos soon. Also, beautiful models used in both photos. I trust you never refer to them as 'floofs', otherwise Vlad shall have no option other than to send you plutoniumos and novichokos.
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
Is it even legal to have so many teeth?

In the interests of scientific research, I tried the light-through-pink-curtains thing on the Shedmice cats. (See Exhibits A and B)

Exhibit A - a fine orange specimen affectionately known as "You bastard" - domestic short hair
Exhibit B - ditto, but long haired (aka Fat Arse)

I didn't have a pink curtain, so I used a green one (all curtain colours are interchangeable).

Neither cat disappeared mores the pity

The hypothesis "Light filtered through pink green curtains renders orange cats invisible" was not supported.

Conclusion: She's a lying tw@t
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I love your cats!
Also dying at "Is it even legal to have so many teeth?"
That's why I call her Queen LaTeetha.
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
Is it even legal to have so many teeth?

In the interests of scientific research, I tried the light-through-pink-curtains thing on the Shedmice cats. (See Exhibits A and B)

Exhibit A - a fine orange specimen affectionately known as "You bastard" - domestic short hair
Exhibit B - ditto, but long haired (aka Fat Arse)

I didn't have a pink curtain, so I used a green one (all curtain colours are interchangeable).

Neither cat disappeared mores the pity

The hypothesis "Light filtered through pink green curtains renders orange cats invisible" was not supported.

Conclusion: She's a lying tw@t
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Aw fat arse looks like one of my old cats (rip), what a lovely pair of cats you have. Also I am not convinced by the Maine coone claim for her cat. He looks like a regular cat to me, not dissimilar to mine.
 
I know we all know this, but just looking at that hideous peach curry recipe abomination… how the actual F is that meant to feed 2 people comfortably with plenty of leftovers? I might be a greedy bastard, but unless you’re cooking a LOT of rice, a dinner made of LESS than 50g chickpeas, half a tin of peaches, half an onion and half a tin of tomatoes is hardly a good dinner?
 

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GazpachoPolice said:
I know we all know this, but just looking at that hideous peach curry recipe abomination… how the actual F is that meant to feed 2 people comfortably with plenty of leftovers? I might be a greedy bastard, but unless you’re cooking a LOT of rice, a dinner made of LESS than 50g chickpeas, half a tin of peaches, half an onion and half a tin of tomatoes is hardly a good dinner?
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Well, that’s the weight dry. I wonder what they become when rehydrated? It’s still probs not a huge amount, but slightly better than 50g of tinned
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LizzieE. said:
Is it not good etiquette to really laugh at another Ninnies interpretation of one's own post? I'm laughing so hard ....oh thank you for that.. really needed it.
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I’d say it’s perfectly acceptable! Thank YOU for the laugh I got!
 
griftalo said:
Aw fat arse looks like one of my old cats (rip), what a lovely pair of cats you have. Also I am not convinced by the Maine coone claim for her cat. He looks like a regular cat to me, not dissimilar to mine.
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They are very handsome boys - before them we had three lovely tortoiseshell girls, and we didn't intend to get any more after the last one died (she was 23 - the other 2 has been 18), but we'd had cats around for so long that we missed them, and when these two needed a home we took them. We love them but they are a pair of gits 😂.

I don't think that Cooper is a Maine Coon either - just a biggish fluffy cat.
 
griftalo said:
Aw fat arse looks like one of my old cats (rip), what a lovely pair of cats you have. Also I am not convinced by the Maine coone claim for her cat. He looks like a regular cat to me, not dissimilar to mine.
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Well, excuse you, but it has been hotly contested and 100% verified* that Coops is, in fact, 50% Maine coon. What the rest of him is nobody's guesst, but guset is very, very adamant about this, so 😡 WARNED.

*About as genuine as any of guset's other official diagnoses.
 
HONK! said:
Well, excuse you, but it has been hotly contested and 100% verified* that Coops is, in fact, 50% Maine coon. What the rest of him is nobody's guesst, but guset is very, very adamant about this, so 😡 WARNED.

*About as genuine as any of guset's other official diagnoses.
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50% eh, I’ve only heard the Maine coone bit. My cat must be also then 😂

Didn’t get to comment before it got closed on the last thread, but you said foofoos, are you a manc?!
 
GazpachoPolice said:
I know we all know this, but just looking at that hideous peach curry recipe abomination… how the actual F is that meant to feed 2 people comfortably with plenty of leftovers? I might be a greedy bastard, but unless you’re cooking a LOT of rice, a dinner made of LESS than 50g chickpeas, half a tin of peaches, half an onion and half a tin of tomatoes is hardly a good dinner?
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B.I.B
I think you've just described everything she's ever cooked.
 
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Sorry. Just me again. I’ve just done a calorie count on that bloody curry. Including the rice, it’s far less than 340 calories!!! It’s barely 340 with no leftovers ffs.
And I’ve never seen the note about her original meat version. Again, I’ve heard of the mother site and their magic chicken, but Guest has a single magic Turkey drumstick that easily feeds 4 people!!!!!!! Make it make sense!!!
 

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griftalo said:
Aw fat arse looks like one of my old cats (rip), what a lovely pair of cats you have. Also I am not convinced by the Maine coone claim for her cat. He looks like a regular cat to me, not dissimilar to mine.
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He looks similar to my cat too, who is just a standard orange and white moggy, albeit gigantic (and gorgeous, but I'm biased about my Steve).
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flightofthealligator said:
Why does she look like a ventriloquist dummy dressed up as a Mormon Cliff Richard?
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Brand new sentence, very accurate 😂 😂 😂
 
HONK! said:
It is legal to have that many teeth. It is, however, a bit rum to pretend they're your own and you aren't a recipient of receding gums (see exhibit 1).

Excellent forensic work there, Micey, Vlad is very pleased with you and shall be sending your bit coinos soon. Also, beautiful models used in both photos. I trust you never refer to them as 'floofs', otherwise Vlad shall have no option other than to send you plutoniumos and novichokos.
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I trust you never refer to them as 'floofs'

Feck NO! 😲

Wash your beak out!

I will forgive you, but WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!
😠
 
griftalo said:
50% eh, I’ve only heard the Maine coone bit. My cat must be also then 😂

Didn’t get to comment before it got closed on the last thread, but you said foofoos, are you a manc?!
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No, I'm not manc. Manky, yes, but not manc. I had a boyfriend who called fannies foofoos, but he came from Gateshead. It's such a lovely word, I found myself saying it all the time. Mind you, it wasn't so lovely when my sister came round on her new bike, stood outside my front door and, in a voice inappropriately loud for public use, said "That saddle's rubbed my foofoo raw". She may not be a lady, but she's all woman.
 
If anyone feels like sharing their cats or talking about ducks, capybaras, world events or just a general mither we have our own thread called Food and Drink. It's a lovely place and all are welcome.

Food and Drink #43

A shiny new thread for all your #facts, duckos and off-topic mithering (which I have today learned is not pronounced mithering but instead is mithering, who knew?).
tattle.life
 
flightofthealligator said:
Why does she look like a ventriloquist dummy dressed up as a Mormon Cliff Richard?
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This is exactly what I mean? It's like she's trying to do a version of a smile and it's not working properly and it makes me so uncomfortable. It looks like its really hurting her to do it or at least she's displaces an important bone in her neck which mean her head would bounce right off
 
HONK! said:
Well, excuse you, but it has been hotly contested and 100% verified* that Coops is, in fact, 50% Maine coon. What the rest of him is nobody's guesst, but guset is very, very adamant about this, so 😡 WARNED.

*About as genuine as any of guset's other official diagnoses.
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OT and 🍉 but I used to care for a little old lady with LD and one day a lady with me said let’s stop by mine and show her my cat because she loved animals. Lady got out cat and gave it to little old lady in wheelchair to hold. VERY furry Maine coon. Before either of us knew what was happening she proceeded to BLOW HER NOSE on the cat. Lady I worked with didn’t suggest it again.
 
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