Jack Monroe #528 Marauding Munchausen's Wagon

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Someone asked for bathtub pics? I'm not sure these sort of pics would be in demand on Only Fannies.

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GazpachoPolice said:
I know we all know this, but just looking at that hideous peach curry recipe abomination… how the actual F is that meant to feed 2 people comfortably with plenty of leftovers? I might be a greedy bastard, but unless you’re cooking a LOT of rice, a dinner made of LESS than 50g chickpeas, half a tin of peaches, half an onion and half a tin of tomatoes is hardly a good dinner?
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I've never read this actual recipe before. How is just cumin and "a chilli" ( any size or kind, I guess, because interchangeable) in a tin of tomatoes with a tiny bit of onion & garlic a "curry"? How. Nigella should be bloody ashamed to host this "recipe" just because she feels sorry for guest. If she actually wanted to help guest she could have helped her fix her concept of curry at the very least

In terms of the quantity, given she says there'll be enough leftovers for another meal, she thinks this is three or possibly four portions. This is very very sad.
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Marmalade Atkins said:
From the end of the last thread...

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It took almost three hours but I refuse to be beaten so...

Three versions on thread #212:

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I eventually found it by searching Jack's mentions for tartan which gave me this:

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Lol

I am such a head 😂😭


Deleted thread can be seen here:

Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade

Oreos are NOT bitter, for duck’s sake.
tattle.life
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Please can someone confirm what is going on with that eye. I had a dream someone shot me last night. I can confidently say I’d rather that again tonight that that picture feature in my dreams.
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
From the end of the last thread...

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It took almost three hours but I refuse to be beaten so...

Three versions on thread #212:

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I eventually found it by searching Jack's mentions for tartan which gave me this:

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Lol

I am such a head 😂😭


Deleted thread can be seen here:

Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade

Oreos are NOT bitter, for duck’s sake.
tattle.life
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That earring is so blurred I can't see what it is, so I've decided it's one of those meant to look like a vagina

also this endless cycle of "I looked so unwell in last week's photos, look how good I look this week" is, to use her fave word, exhausting
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
From the end of the last thread...

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It took almost three hours but I refuse to be beaten so...

Three versions on thread #212:

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I eventually found it by searching Jack's mentions for tartan which gave me this:

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Lol

I am such a head 😂😭


Deleted thread can be seen here:

Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade

Oreos are NOT bitter, for duck’s sake.
tattle.life
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Thank(space) you for all that you do, Marm. ❤️
Not just the dead black eye where’s she’s been possessed by Beelzebub, what’s going on with the way she’s photoshopped her bubblies? It looks like one tennis ball trying to escape under her armpit and one giant knee pushed off to one side a bit at a bizarre angle. I’m very confused indeed by this entire picture.
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Valiofthedolls said:
Thank(space) you for all that you do, Marm. ❤
Not just the dead black eye where’s she’s been possessed by Beelzebub, what’s going on with the way she’s photoshopped her bubblies? It looks like one tennis ball trying to escape under her armpit and one giant knee pushed off to one side a bit at a bizarre angle. I’m very confused indeed by this entire picture.
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One tit going to the shop and the other coming back with the change.
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Thank(space) you for all that you do, Marm. ❤
Not just the dead black eye where’s she’s been possessed by Beelzebub, what’s going on with the way she’s photoshopped her bubblies? It looks like one tennis ball trying to escape under her armpit and one giant knee pushed off to one side a bit at a bizarre angle. I’m very confused indeed by this entire picture.
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What the eff is happening to her left thumb?
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Thank(space) you for all that you do, Marm. ❤
Not just the dead black eye where’s she’s been possessed by Beelzebub, what’s going on with the way she’s photoshopped her bubblies? It looks like one tennis ball trying to escape under her armpit and one giant knee pushed off to one side a bit at a bizarre angle. I’m very confused indeed by this entire picture.
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What the stretch Armstrong is going on with her thumbs?!
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Valiofthedolls said:
Thank(space) you for all that you do, Marm. ❤
Not just the dead black eye where’s she’s been possessed by Beelzebub, what’s going on with the way she’s photoshopped her bubblies? It looks like one tennis ball trying to escape under her armpit and one giant knee pushed off to one side a bit at a bizarre angle. I’m very confused indeed by this entire picture.
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Oh my Lordy, Vali. Black shirt, tartan traaaaazers, Maine Coon...
AM I JACK?
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Marmalade Atkins said:
From the end of the last thread...

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It took almost three hours but I refuse to be beaten so...

Three versions on thread #212:

View attachment 2322034 q
View attachment 2322036 q
View attachment 2322035 q

I eventually found it by searching Jack's mentions for tartan which gave me this:

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Lol

I am such a head 😂😭


Deleted thread can be seen here:

Jack Monroe #212 Oh shhh, grenaaaaaade

Oreos are NOT bitter, for duck’s sake.
tattle.life
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Good Lord Mermelada! That’s really horrifying. Why would she post that?
 
It's like the top half of her has been set at entirely the wrong angle to the rest of her. Or she's had a bra recycled out of the iron lung she's had knocking about in the "shed clearing packing" area several miles behind the Bungamansion.
Where did this photo come from and why the fck would anyone, in their right mind allow it to see the light of day?
What is she seeing that we don't?
Is this the crux of the Problem With Jack?
She just lives in a world she has built from bits of things and expects everyone else to agree that it is so?
 
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