Jack Monroe #49 Don’t judge her! She’s just a gitl making souo

[Veronicaaa]

Spoiler: Verging on an ed mention

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Who the duck monitors their steps without leaving the house. Unless you have an apple watch

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I have people working in a warehouse the size of three football pitches who don’t do 25,000 steps in a day.

Unless you live in the Shard and are walking up and down the stairs from top to bottom every day, Jackie you are (as usual) lying.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Imagine the poor, non existent, “fan” who tapped her on the shoulder at the reduced section. No I’m having the crab, back off or I’ll kick you in the shins! (That I don’t like)

ETA wrong gif wrong gif wrong gif argghhhh

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Good socialists also don't duck off to the most capitalist city in Scotland the minute lockdown's over to eat at chain restaurants and further duck over local economies, but Jack's about as socialist as, idk, Tony Blair?
Gah, for the past few days I've been attempting *not* to do a big post about how Edinburgh is just the personal playground for wealthy southerners, and how Jack's little sojourn just exemplifies it. The bleeping arrogance of it! The sheer ignorance. How people like her come up here and fill the pockets of those who have made the city unliveable. People who buy second homes because they pretend to have a ~natural affinity~ with the city, nothing to do with the fact that they can pretty much pay at least half their yearly mortgage by renting out for one month over the festival period. Pricing out the people who are actually from here. I've had one too many glasses of wine so I'm not going to continue, though I could, but I just can't get over the fact that she came here despite the fact we've been in really strict lockdown for so long, and she could have gone to 'heal' in her own bleeping country. EDINBURGH ISN'T YOUR CITY JACK AND YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. duck OFF.

Yes, yes, yes... agree 100 %

 

[Tabitha D]

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Right you are, Jack.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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The lady is allowed her opinion. Keep your wig on

 

[Silver Linings]

I do love al of you horrible (lovely) fraus.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

View attachment 186145 qAnd here’s a photo I just happened to have, to add to this story at nearly ten past midnight because this attention hit has been goooooood.

Let’s not forget, Jack set the self timer to take this picture to post on social media for likes.

Tragic.

 

[no-no]

So she does 25k on average without leaving her crappy little bungalow but only 20k when she drags the whole family out to the beach?

You can’t delete everything, Jackie.

 

[Silver Linings]

The lady is allowed her opinion. Keep your wig on

Thread title klaxon! #50

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What happened to her needing a stick to get around? 25k steps a day with arthritis is quite the feat

 

[chocolate choux]

Who the duck monitors their steps without leaving the house. Unless you have an apple watch

She probably does, though it’d be unnecessary anyway as she never seems to put her phone(s) down...

 

[Tabitha D]

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“Literally an expert in food”. She’s trolling us now. Maybe she has a sense of humour after all?

 

[PoorPatrol]

Ahh so more steps in a crappy rented house then? Silly me, we bought ours

FANCY MCFANCERSON

 

[Silver Linings]

Heid? Och aye the noo! (Jk, celtic coven)

 

[Breakdance Badass]

So she does 25k on average without leaving her crappy little bungalow but only 20k when she drags the whole family out to the beach?

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You can’t delete everything, Jackie.

We got receipts, Pinnochio Monroe!!!

 

[Pocahontas]

It’s always kindly men who recognise in her in supermarkets, isn’t it? And they whisper to her how much they loved [insert specific element of her food career].
He whispered? Why did he whisper? Because of the awe he was feeling in your presence?!
I just don’t believe it, Jackie.

 

[AmTellinYa]

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Translation she's tasted three servings of slop and thrown the rest down the sink, and for some unknown reason has had four portions of that spongebob looking frittata and so will spend most of the night on the toilet.

Novak Nail.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Jackie basically took a picture of herself (not sure if it was the iPhone 11 or Samsung) that she managed to use Facetune and the blur tool enough so she liked it enough for a profile picture. Fair enough, we all do it. We all love a filter and a smidge of editing.

But then rather than just posting the picture like a normal person and having the ‘New Twitter Photo’ obligatory post (which if you don’t want to notify people you can turn off), she concocted a story about being spotted in the reduced aisle in Sainsbury’s so she could wheel the photo out at 12:15 for a few more hits of attention. I feel at this point she’s trolling Tattle.

Pretends to be shocked.