Jack Monroe #49 Don’t judge her! She’s just a gitl making souo

[Bellybutton lint]

I can’t see anyone else on her train tweeting complaints.

These things only happen to Jack. No one else.

 

[Morrisey]

Oh ffs, why are people outraged and tweeting the train company on her behalf. bleeping dickheads.

Sycophant This is disgraceful LNER!
LNER Which service are you travelling on?
S I'm not, I'm expressing my bizarre outrage on behalf of a Z lister I have never met.
L Oh right, jog on then.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Where’s Saturn when you need him

Someone needs to spam every Tweet of hers with the She’s Lying gif. Jimmy, we’ve got work for you!

 

[colouredlines]

Happy birthday @Flumps! Going for traditional cake or are you gonna stick a candle in some horse spunk lasagne?

 

[AmberSpyglass]

She’s a .... Drama llama .

 

[BananaSmith]

Happy birthday @Flumps

 

[jenny2603]

These things only happen to Jack. No one else.

Her fellow passengers caught up in the seat drama are probably too busy texting their friends and family about getting accidentally sat next to JACK MONROE...YES THE JACK MONROE OMG!!!!. Besides they'll know a confident, credible and articulate campaigner like Jack will get the whole thing sorted on their behalf.

 

[Eurgh]

seriously Jack sort your fans out. They’re not on the bloody train, why do they care? View attachment 187368 q

So they were accidentally seated at one table. She said the rest of the carriage was empty.
JUST MOVE SEATS! FFS

 

[Hunty]

seriously Jack sort your fans out. They’re not on the bloody train, why do they care? View attachment 187368 q

Her fans are tit heads, but also LNER shouldn't bother entertaining these people, they have spoken to the customer/Jack directly, there is no need to speak to anyone else trying to involve themselves, unless these people were the other 3 she claimed were sitting with her

 

[Pocahontas]

Just stitching the new thread. Won’t be long

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Where’s Saturn when you need him

Someone needs to spam every Tweet of hers with the She’s Lying gif. Jimmy, we’ve got work for you!

You rang ..?

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[Petelgeuse]

Oh ffs, why are people outraged and tweeting the train company on her behalf. bleeping dickheads.

Just when I think I've seen it all.. the jockolytes prove me wrong

 

[Pocahontas]

Jack Monroe #50 Five Guys, homeless guys, Jack’s full of lies!

Congratulations and thanks to @acca00 for the thread title! Fifty threads already - when will this merry go round come to an end? Recap from #49: Edinburgh, she has Left The Building. She ‘didn’t visit any chains’, she gifted her invisible bolognaise to some homeless gents (four of them), and...

tattle.life

New thread, frauen!

@admin please close this thread, thank you

 

[Eurgh]

I’m so glad Jack the militant leftie was so understanding when Royal Mail lost all those books she definitely posted but is happy to drag the only nationalised train service we have on Twitter. twit.