Jack Monroe #46 Patreon Saint of waifs and strays.

[NomDeGuerre]

Shots of the accommodation on her stories now. Travelodge it ain’t.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

I don’t get it. If the trip was planned in advance what was she going to do about the kitten? But on the other hand how has she got this organised so quickly in the depth of her grief?
perhaps the kitten died earlier than she claims?
So many questions.

 

[acca00]

I actually cannot believe the lies. Her trip and accommodation was all planned - and yet she's online last night interacting with people about where to stay and airbnb, etc. She just lies all the time. She clearly has zero respect for anyone, because she lies to everybody all the bleeping time.

 

[Peachy9]

I don’t get it. If the trip was planned in advance what was she going to do about the kitten? But on the other hand how has she got this organised so quickly in the depth of her grief?
perhaps the kitten died earlier than she claims?
So many questions.

And why not plan it for next week, when her son is on school holidays? He's experienced losing a kitten and louisa walking out too

 

[FridayFunDay]

Jesus christ she is exhausting

 

[Leonard]

Where's her knickers?

It’s ok - as we know, jack likes to wear 3 pairs at all times to keep those pesky labia in check (can’t believe I just wrote that).
she can rotate them

 

[Veronicaaa]

For someone so well-versed in the art of TRIANGULATION, it's amazing that she doesn't see quite how easy it is to triangulate *her*.. Also, she's clearly planning on doing a lot of selfies / video stuff.

 

[chocolate choux]

Ive said this all along. Shes a bleeping liability. The ex works full time, she said, so SB was with her primarily. I call bullshit. How the duck can a mother impulsively duck off on a jolly like that with a young child at home? Shes a joke.

Complete bullshit. He works full time but suddenly can take on SB at apparent short notice, midweek no less? Not buying it

Once she found a few Le Creuset pots in a charity shop and ran home with them, lids and all. Imagine a suitcase full of heavy tit is a cakewalk for JM. Not to mention she can carry 14 litres of paint in a rucksack with ease.

How much did she claim to pay? Charity shop workers are trained in pricing these days, they’re not mugs who would label Le Creuset for £3 - if anything, they overcharge a little for secondhand premium items. More bullshit unless she paid a fair amount

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I don't ever make myself a spokesperson for anyone but I'm sure noone will mind if I speak on behalf of the South. Scotland, you can keep her, we have dutifully served our time. And she says herself that she's "home" so you know

Does anyone recognise the accomodation..?

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Plays out like a real life TV drama series. One ad break later (for wigs) and she's rocked up in bonnie Scotland for an adventure

How can she have got to Scotland so quickly? How bizarre. How does one go from deep grief etc and then travel? Holy Hannah.

 

[MancBee]

It’s ok - as we know, jack likes to wear 3 pairs at all times to keep those pesky labia in check (can’t believe I just wrote that).
she can rotate them

Actually that made me feel a bit nauseous. The thought of rotating underwear, not pesky labia!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I don't ever make myself a spokesperson for anyone but I'm sure noone will mind if I speak on behalf of the South. Scotland, you can keep her, we have dutifully served our time. And she says herself that she's "home" so you know

WE DON'T WANT HER. WE'VE GOT TOO MANY OF OUR OWN NARCS TO DEAL WITH!!!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

For someone so well-versed in the art of TRIANGULATION, it's amazing that she doesn't see quite how easy it is to triangulate *her*.. Also, she's clearly planning on doing a lot of selfies / video stuff.

What's a raving narcissist to do without 2 phones and 4 tripods? Gotta be prepared.

Truly tragic.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I don’t get it. If the trip was planned in advance what was she going to do about the kitten? But on the other hand how has she got this organised so quickly in the depth of her grief?
perhaps the kitten died earlier than she claims?
So many questions.

Thing is, we'd never know if she was already in Scotland when she was tweeting yesterday. We never know if anything she posts actually happens at the times she claims! That could be another reason why everything always seems so disjointed and stories full of holes.

 

[Old fart]

No fan of JM but the place she’s staying is about £69 a night just now (My triangulation powers are strong)

 

[DinosaurSenior]

She was asking for accommodation recommendations around the St Andrews Square area...oddly enough Harvey Nichols is in St Andrews Square.

None of this makes sense - it's all off. The times. The spontaneity yet careful planning. The leaving behind of pets.

For someone obsessed with hammering home how "poor" she was, she's certainly making up for it now.

 

[choccydigestive]

If no ‘work’ emerges, it just shows how seriously she takes the constant selfies and indulgent self-obsessed videos. There’s multiple phones, charges and at least two tripods in there. If any work has come up, I’d love to know which company arranged the whole thing within about three hours

Yep, I spotted at least two iphones and a pair of Beats too.

She was asking for accommodation recommendations around the St Andrews Square area...oddly enough Harvey Nichols is in St Andrews Square.

None of this makes sense - it's all off. The times. The spontaneity yet careful planning. The leaving behind of pets.

For someone obsessed with hammering home how "poor" she was, she's certainly making up for it now.

Also..... duck. If this was already booked in and planned in advance, what exactly would she have done with kitty if the little thing was still here?

 

[Beryl_Black]

It’s ok - as we know, jack likes to wear 3 pairs at all times to keep those pesky labia in check (can’t believe I just wrote that).
she can rotate them

Actually that made me feel a bit nauseous. The thought of rotating underwear, not pesky labia!

Or maybe she can rotate her labia - that could be her USP for the forthcoming OnlyFans account.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Truly tragic.

Thread title?

 

[Noseynelly19]

Staying on George st! Fancy!