Jack Monroe #46 Patreon Saint of waifs and strays.

[MancBee]

Very odd time for a holiday, she could have taken some time out without flying off to Scotland

I can guarantee that she won't be taking time out. This will be a work related trip. Everything will be put through the works account as expenses as a fact finding trip. She will be as active on Twitter as ever, if not more so, once this hack has been sorted. We will no doubt be treated to a blow by blow account of her highs and especially the lows of this trip.

I am channelling JM here.....she didn't say she was FLYING to Scotland (stamps foot, gets angry and flounces off, only to return to shout SHAN'T).

 

[missbct]

The Edinburgh thing is an absolute piss take. Middle of a pandemic, she’s made illusions to having to be careful for health reasons (lol) and whoops, there she goes on public transport for x amount of hours to a city that has just reopened.

not denying that losing Pretzel was probably hard (although I see no bruising on the eyes) but you’d think you’d want to stay with your (living) cat to make sure their not out of sorts from the brief spell of being a sibling and then losing one.

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Only for the rich.

Or those who sucker in patreon donors.

Only for the rich.

Or those who sucker in patreon donors.

Has nobody realised the significance of it being Edinburgh?

We heard all about how her and Louisa had this amazing weekend there. It looks like the pictures and trying to be a thot (she’s not) photos aren’t working, Louisa is liking out of pity but not running back into her arms as expected.

So it looks like Jack is going for absolute manipulation, heading back to where they had a lovely weekend (and Jack cooked poverty stew instead of going out for dinner). I can guarantee this whole trip is a whimsical plot to get back Louisa. The onslaught of pictures of where they went together is coming - just wait, it will be vile and crass and everything you expect from Jack.

If Louisa still grey rocks and only likes the tweets without running back into her arms, this is when Jack will have the next breakdown and insist the world hates her.

I imagine JM will scatter that poor kittens ashes on her wanderings in Scotland.

 

[Plinkplonk]

Re: the child maintenance thing.

if SBs dad had him more than JM, it would actually be JM that would have to pay him. It could be that he didn’t pay because he was having him equal if not more than JM, as it looks like currently.

which pisses all over the concept that she’s a single full time parent, really.

Absolutely this. I don't think she's the primary carer at all. I reckon he lives at his dad's most of the time.

 

[SoulRebel]

Things are just tentatively opening up, indoor dining and pubs was only yesterday.

I'm probably a bit irrational when it comes to the thought of people visiting. The last few months have been tough, for everyone, and the thought of people coming from all over again is freaking me out.

I don't think that you are being irrational at all. I haven't visited the new grand baby yet as he was so premature and I don't want to put him at any risk.

Jack's behaviour is irresponsible at best but could be considered downright selfish and potentially dangerous.

 

[crystaleyesd]

The Jackobites or whatever they call themselves will still blindly adore everything she does.

Jackobites! HOOTING over here. With Bonnie (nonbinary) Princess Jackie as their leader, on her way to her rightful throne of Scotland!

I am grumpy that she's getting the sleeper - I've always wanted to do that, but it is far far too expensive for me to justify. Anyway I'm looking forward to endless selfies of her staring moodily off Arthurs Seat in a brora jumper and wig

 

[GothPrincess]

Please don't build a wall, we don't want to keep her up here!

It’s your turn now!

 

[Harrybosch]

She's gained 350 new followers on Twitter in the last 24 hours. Baffling.

 

[Deej]

Louisa seems to be moving on. I’m sure she only likes Jack’s posts to keep the peace.

 

[MancBee]

Jack's behaviour is irresponsible at best but could be considered downright selfish and potentially dangerous.

There's one word in that sentence that sums up JM to a tee. Selfish.

 

[crystaleyesd]

Louisa seems to be moving on. I’m sure she only likes Jack’s posts to keep the peace.

Twist! Maybe her house is...Jack Monroe's crappy bungalow! Louisa saw Jackie was finally leaving and is selling the house from under her - smegs and sideboards thrown in for free!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Things are just tentatively opening up, indoor dining and pubs was only yesterday.

I'm probably a bit irrational when it comes to the thought of people visiting. The last few months have been tough, for everyone, and the thought of people coming from all over again is freaking me out.

Yes, this!!! Exactly! We've literally just been able to start going places, but most people don't want to!

Edinburgh without tourists is totally different. And if Jack would like to have a look at the less touristy parts of Edinburgh whilst she's on her jolly, why not pop out to Wester Hailes and Broomhouse to see how a lot of Edinburgh people really live. There are some amazing fresh food initiatives working alongside food banks. But....i guess she's "off duty" now

 

[OhhBacon]

Has no one in her Twitter pointed out is hardly time for a holiday?

I can’t believe that this isn’t being mentioned, her fans are so far up her arse about her appalling behaviour and don’t notice how erratic she is but a holiday?

We are in a pandemic and there is lots of conversations about Scotland doing better than England. I have the time, the funds and the desire to hop in my car with my tent and wander around Scotland but I won’t because you know Covid!

When Nicola says come on up over the border you are welcome, I’ll head up. But for now it’s a no. And it’s definitely a no for someone who fancies a city break and
has 250K followers and is Immunocompromised.

 

[Bellybutton lint]

She's now so desperate for attention and clicks she changes her appearance three times a day!

The magic number with JM is always 3. LOL

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Content, content, content peeps. That's what it's alllllll about

 

[Rosie878]

Absolutely this. I don't think she's the primary carer at all. I reckon he lives at his dad's most of the time.

I am absolutely convinced of this. Anyone who loves that little boy would protect him from Jack’s toxicity as far as possible. I imagine there was an intervention some time ago.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Two things I have noticed in my recent Instagram haul to find the Edinburgh pics....

1.She had a smeg fridge in February 2019. Does that mean she has two?????

2. I came across a recipe where she ground up weetabix and to save time in the morning, used a “hot kettle a a splash of cold milk”. Now, I am partial to hot weetabix, but with water???? Who eats weetabix with water?

Words fail me.

Weetbix aren't exactly the most complex thing in the world to prepare either, so why go to all that trouble? Chuck them in a bowl with sugar and milk. Eat.

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Also, intimations or threats of suicide is a classic tactic of abusers. Just saying.


She’s begging for a freebie. As usual.

Think the days of freebies for JM is pretty much over. With businesses suffering, not too sure anyone will want to give some ranting loony tune anything free, except maybe a smile.

 

[Flumps]

Things are just tentatively opening up, indoor dining and pubs was only yesterday.

I'm probably a bit irrational when it comes to the thought of people visiting. The last few months have been tough, for everyone, and the thought of people coming from all over again is freaking me out.

I don't think you're being irrational. I'm somewhat immunosuppressed, and even with things opening up again I continue to work from home, I don't go to shops (apart from to nip into the one round the corner for bread and milk, occasionally ice cream for celebrating, and often send my teen instead). I sometimes go to my partner's but not on public transport and when I'm there I don't leave the house/garden. I've seen my parents in their garden a few times. That's it. I accept I might be overcautious, but I am having to come to terms with the fact that my health is pretty poor at the moment, I don't feel like I am very resilient.

Plus, I want to be see my parents, and for them to see me, and though my mum is fighting fit, she is 70, my dad is nearly 80 and had a period of ill-health last year, so I want to keep myself as away from people as I can so they can feel happy seeing me, even at socially distanced safety.

Also, I don't want to contribute, even though each individual contribution is slight, to the R rate inflating again. If I had, oh I don't know, 278k Twitter followers, I'd like to think I'd be even more careful about modelling socially responsible behaviour.

Edinburgh, ffs. If I was her and I needed some solace and time out, I would have isolated for 2 weeks and then gone to stay with my parents and given them some time and comforted myself there. Or done the same and then gone to stay with friends for a bit. I think the behaviour is manic and the thought process irresponsible and selfish, as plenty of you have said.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I wouldn't think you're being irrational. Our borders open tomorrow - there's people waiting for bloody 12.01 already to get in, but with the recent big spikes down in Melbourne and parts of Sydney, we're all a bit concerned tbh. We know tourism is vital, but we did so well with covid, and really need to keep it away from our remote indigenous communities because they are classed as very vulnerable.

My mum has had to cancel her holiday to see my sister and her family twice now, which is sad, but she knows keeping safe is more important. Jack is being very foolish gadding about the way she is