Lady Punchbag
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Every time I see Putin shirtless trying to look all menacing, I cannot help but think of this...
Little Joe’s still up for grabs?I have become used to Grunka-ing on these threads as it is, quite frankly, impossible to keep up in real time.
I’ve mentioned before that I’ve missed out on all the “Where were you when...?” moments like JM herself dropping by and I was BUSY when all of the unspeakable thread drama happened.
But today is worse than all of that. So much worse. I missed out on people baggsying their favourite member of NKOTB and so Jordan, my first true love, has been snapped up by @GrunkaLunka. It’s like the universe has been turned on its head and now I’m stuck with Danny.
Im sorry. You have to marry him now. It's the rules.I have become used to Grunka-ing on these threads as it is, quite frankly, impossible to keep up in real time.
I’ve mentioned before that I’ve missed out on all the “Where were you when...?” moments like JM herself dropping by and I was BUSY when all of the unspeakable thread drama happened.
But today is worse than all of that. So much worse. I missed out on people baggsying their favourite member of NKOTB and so Jordan, my first true love, has been snapped up by @GrunkaLunka. It’s like the universe has been turned on its head and now I’m stuck with Danny.
Vlad, Vlad, while you're on what's the HMRC situation with the troll paymentsJust rang Vlad in HR and he’s sending you on a triangulation course, post haste. View attachment 171041 q
Every thread recap should probably start with 'she deleted a bunch of her meltdown tweets', to be honest.
They are FABULOUS, darling.Slight diversion/throwback/reverse Grunka? My eBay jelly shoes are here! Shooketh at how comfortable they are tbh. 100%more sparkly in real life of course
Never fear, we'll triangulate you and offer a ransom payment of rinsed beans and err stuff (we'll sew something together behind the scenes, it'll be fine)Frausen. Now it’s all come to light that we’re on Vlad’s secret payroll, he wants us to know he’s willing to backpay any missing wages to April. He’s also inviting us on an all-expenses paid trip to the motherland, to stay in the palace. We’ll go horseback riding with him and he’s going to tell us ....
where the white sauce comes from.
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(I suspect I’m playing with fire posting this. If I vanish overnight, please know I think of you all fondly.)
Vlad won’t stand for rinsed beans. Or lemon from a bottle, salad bag pesto, or carrot cake drop scones.Never fear, we'll triangulate you and offer a ransom payment of rinsed beans and err stuff (we'll sew something together behind the scenes, it'll be fine)
Slight diversion/throwback/reverse Grunka? My eBay jelly shoes are here! Shooketh at how comfortable they are tbh. 100%more sparkly in real life of course
Absolute filthOoh I do have something to say. Anyone remember Jordan Knight’s solo single ‘Give It to You’?
I revisited it recently while educating my child on 90s pop. The funky beat was as I remembered, the lyrics were slightly more graphic than I recall singing along to as a young teen
Oh yeah, it's utter filth! I remember being quite shocked by it when I first heard it as a sheltered youthOoh I do have something to say. Anyone remember Jordan Knight’s solo single ‘Give It to You’?
I revisited it recently while educating my child on 90s pop. The funky beat was as I remembered, the lyrics were slightly more graphic than I recall singing along to as a young teen
Is that bronzing powder? Not wanting to get all Jack but I was (and am) paler than mayo so this was Not a good combo on blue skinAnyone remember this bad boy?View attachment 171203 q
The nkotb talk is making me feel even older. Duran Duran all the way
He won't be able to resist a lasagne, the likes of which he will never have seen before...Vlad won’t stand for rinsed beans. Or lemon from a bottle, salad bag pesto, or carrot cake drop scones.
I fear my days are numbered.