Jack Monroe #373 Well this is awkward, David

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

What did I do? Oh, I made a squig an offer she don't refuse.

 

[Django]

Vines books index now, ffs

Someone ask her how much those shoes cost to prove the point!!

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Charlie Brigham's lie klaxon.
M and S lie.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She’s claiming that the price rises on basics items is propping up strongbow promos because the poorest don’t have recourse to action? She’s already did a cringe humble brag that they reduced the price because of her.

Going on about her alarm clocks now

 

[Jelly Bean]

Why would she be buying msg anyway? Have any of her recipes ever featured it?
Is there an exposure forthcoming and she is getting her story in first?

 

[Limey]

Hang on - only just catching up - was the police 'welfare' check something to do with drugs?

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD ALL OF YOU etc etc

Polis only call round on good intel that people are placing themselves or others at risk. I’ll bet there‘s ‘soft info’ on her file i.e. Alcoholic and possible drug use, mental health problems, lives alone. That is what they are supposed to do, check up on vulnerable people.

Trying to spin it as a jolly jape, when anyone who works in public services will be seeing

 

[Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop]

DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T RINSE SPAGHETTI HOOPS

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Two references to looking "dodgy" due to being heavily tattooed... but she also got funny looks from the man in the smoke shop when she bought tiny drugs scales because she was wearing a suit jacket and didn't look like his usual clientele.

Wouldnt the police taste the msg and carry on. Welll thats what they do in the movies.

 

[Orphan_Black]

TEN YEARS OF RECEIPTS!!!!


SHOW ME!!!!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She’s talking about hoarding supermarket receipts - not acknowledging the privilege of having the space to keep so much tit

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

DEAD PEOPLE CAN'T RINSE SPAGHETTI HOOPS

*CANT.

 

[Yel]

She’s claiming that the price rises on basics items is propping up strongbow promos because the poorest don’t have recourse to action? She’s already did a cringe humble brag that they reduced the price because of her.

Going on about her alarm clocks now

She was responsible for Sainsburys reducing the price of basic stock cubes from 100p to 60p

 

[Limey]

Why is she sharing this shite at a book festival talk?!

Because she’s bleeping crackers.

 

[Ooointitot]

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CATCH THE FLYING MONKEY!

Has she got wind? There’s a lot of internal clenching going on.
never trust a fart Jackie dear

 

[Just Lou]

I am very busy today and trying to grunk in between meetings and just came to the new thread because this is what dear Vlad keeps showing me now!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

344% and legs of lamb klaxon!!!

 

[NellieBoo]

She’s claiming that the price rises on basics items is propping up strongbow promos because the poorest don’t have recourse to action? She’s already did a cringe humble brag that they reduced the price because of her.

Going on about her alarm clocks now

Wait? What? Strongbow? As in the cider?

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

VBI 'by the end of the year', 120 products. SARDINES included. She is killllling me.

 

[Ms Biscuit]

What's the audience like? Dead silent or sympathetic, nervous laughter?

 

[Whaa?]

What was the title of this talk again?

eta On Self-Care and Social Change, someone remind Jack.