Jack Monroe #373 Well this is awkward, David

[Ablemabel]

Why is she sharing this shite at a book festival talk?!

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

"LOTS OF PEOPLE NEED TO RINSE SPAGHETTI HOOPS"

Dead. I'm dead.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Hang on - only just catching up - was the police 'welfare' check something to do with drugs?

 

[hellosailor⚓]

Did ordinary Harold dump her because of the msg? Did he grass her up?!?

 

[waffle maker]

It’s so stressful watching Jack live every other sentence is wild.
VBI UP NOW!

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

VBI!
Whoo Hoo!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Does anyone else feel incredibly uncomfortable about her repeated references to police perception and privilege (re scales/drugs) to a black woman?

She’s now talking about the VBI and awkwardly laughing, claims it’s a phenomenal amount of work… oh aye

 

[Yel]

Vicky Beckham index!!

 

[Walkdengirl]

Vines books index now, ffs

 

[Orphan_Black]

The VBI?! What's that then?

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

Hahahahahahaha 'The VBI is one of those things I talked about that would take a lot of hard work that I possibly didn't consider at the time'

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

She’s coming across as totally unhinged

 

[FlirtyThirty]

OOOOH listen to her quavery lying about the VBI!!!

Where is it Jack? Oh 'someone' made a fuss....AND Charlie Bighams!!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

That's Main Monkey, then there's the little light blue one by the lady with the orange hair, the one wearing the hat.... how many of these fuckers have come with me?

 

[Smeghead]

"LOTS OF PEOPLE NEED TO RINSE SPAGHETTI HOOPS"

Dead. I'm dead.

Too early!!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

VBI - apparently she logs the price of these things on a daily basis. Why don’t the ONS use this if it’s a legit methodology?

She’s going on about Charlie Bighams now, her claggy mouth noises

 

[Yel]

Charlie big-ums and M&S meal deal has stayed the same...only it hasn't without any wine

Stupid maths alert.

If M&S had of gone up the same as stock cubes then it should now cost 100...in jackomathmatics world

 

[Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop]

Vimes Boots Index HORNNNNNN she's done so much work on this

 

[SweetTransvestite]

Why do any of those people NEED to rinse spaghetti hoops you absolute bleep?
And stop bastarding swearing.....
So bleeping uncouth.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

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Yeah, it's MSG. I buy it in bulk and then pre-portion it into 1g baggies for convenience.

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Why won't the monkey stop making those gestures?

Thank you for my new avatar, tender one.