Jack Monroe #373 Well this is awkward, David

[Mr Krabs]

Why has she stuck a pedometer to her chest in that pic? Makes you think.

Nah it is a 24/7 ecg monitor, so I will give her that. She’s not gone full munchie and started ordering IVs off amazon for selfies. However, getting an ecg doesn’t mean anything serious. They give them for all sorts of reasons.

 

[Limey]

Oh, for goodness sake. I was hoping for an early night and I'm out all day tomorrow.

Exciting that we might *finally* get to shake out those court outfits though.

I'm going as a set of scales, because of justice.

 

[Semi_literate_bot]

Odds on her ignoring this one...

Haha yes squig!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Jack has has more medical issues than a St John medical training mannequin.

She has more issues than Reader’s Digest.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack Monroe #374 It's half past midnight and I'm weighing a single anchovy

Hello Tender ones. We are currently recovering from the Self-Love Loving Jack gave us at the book festival. It was a lot. Well done to @Justacatindisguise for winning the thread title competition. You get to ride with Jack on the way home. Sweet! Jack gave her talk, and she lied again, she...

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New thread alert, toot toot!

 

[kachoochoo]

Is that the best picture they got?

nah, it's the best screenshot i got of when she was wanging on about herself and i realised that it it really felt like a therapy appt!