Jack Monroe #373 Well this is awkward, David

[Pocahontas]

Congrats to @Fitnessqueen for the thread title! You win a lovely, just lovely, houndstooth blazer with optional elbow patches.

Recap of last thread:
She’s at the Edinburgh Book Festival, appearing in her second talk as we speak. There was an #ootd selfie from her hotel bathroom.

Please add as I’m as rusty as a spoon.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Protest aborted.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

This is a wild ride

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Her forehead looks MENTAL

 

[FlirtyThirty]

CATCH THE FLYING MONKEY!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Now discussing acid - she’d just written acid in a recipe and an editor had asked her to clarify, she said I know I look dodgy but acid?

Considering the spate of acid attacks not too long ago & not too far from her tbh you’d think she’d be more sensitive to this?

Going on about how she costs recipes, this isn’t true. Her voice is so weird…

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop]

Omg she's literally slagging off recipes that aren't costed properly. That's what you do, you absolute cvnt

 

[HansThatDoDishes]

PASTA BLOG getting a shout out #greatestshits

 

[StudleyRoger]

Two references to looking "dodgy" due to being heavily tattooed... but she also got funny looks from the man in the smoke shop when she bought tiny drugs scales because she was wearing a suit jacket and didn't look like his usual clientele.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

She needs to drink some water the claggy mouth noise is vom

Talking about that thread where she summed up the price of an oven in a noodle dish. She’s swearing more and getting a big agg, cringing.

 

[Django]

Can I have a glass of water now, phew, that was good reporting, Tattlers.
On topic, will we be served the soon?

 

[Smeghead]

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Where the wedding ring would have gone

 

[Yel]

Jack is currently live in Edinburgh, 74 people are watching. Meanwhile on her tattle thread: Total: 378 (members: 294, guests: 84)

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Looking dodgy? Honey you are basiccccccc

 

[Orphan_Black]

Spaghetti Hoops rant!

I'm deceased.

 

[Limey]

Do you suffer from short term memory loss…
I can’t remember

(Apologies to Chumbawumba)

 

[Unrinsed_Spaghetti_Hoop]

Spaghetti hoops rinsed SOUND THE HORN she's mentioned RINSED HOOPS

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Yeah, it's MSG. I buy it in bulk and then pre-portion it into 1g baggies for convenience.

Why won't the monkey stop making those gestures?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Today is turning out great.

The only thing that would make it better would be if mega buttons could be purchased in Tesco Express.