Jack Monroe #346 *taps the sign* The #VimesBootsIndex doesn’t exist!

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So, as a Mother she is using her own child as a social media human shield, commenting that any adverse tweets would be sent to child.

As someone who has spent hours, days in an office trying to help, support sobbing teens and more often sobbing/ very worried or mortified parents re social media use, abuse, behaviour and issues towards and sometimes by their teen children. I see this as utterly appalling, it’s apparent by one of the tweets she may have had criticism but is palming it off as creating a work ethic for her child, totally delusional. To allow her child to access her account is unspeakable abuse. He will see even more things that a 12 year old should not see, have to continue supporting his Mother with her mental health issues. Surely her family and his father need to intervene. Am hoping that this is totally untrue and she’s doing it to stop people criticising her.

Notice that she’s mentioned Patreon, possibly trying to pacify those who are increasingly mentioning her lack of work in this area.
Really hope her sons Dad gets wind and gets the child out of there.
 
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kachoochoo said:
nah, it's complete bullshit that she's handing over her account to sb. it's another attempt at, "you can't be mean to me! i have a son!"

also, i can't be the only one here who's ever tried pet food. it tastes of nothing, it's no wonder they all just lick off the jelly/gravy! and dreamies are a very bland version of cheese moments! (i was curious!)
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I should absolutely be asleep but as we're sharing amidst this most mind-boggling chaos it's only fair that I admit to having eaten cat food as a child and I *might* have eaten a bonio more recently. Again. A curious mind. Would not recommend.
 
Griftymcgriftface said:
Ohhh…. A thread title for me and @Mogmog and @Limey just when she starts a nighttime chaos. What a treat!

she is awful about this whole twitter SB thing.

Also just curious. I was asking on previous thread but someone told me years ago that pet food had to be fit for humans because homeless people would eat it? Is that an urban myth? Not trying to be offensive/inappropriate as it was something I never questioned at the time. I do think it is a bit unhinged why someone living in a massive 3/4 million pound house would be talking about though.
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All pet food in the UK has to be fit for human consumption, but that isn't a very high standard and really just rules out meat from animals with infectious diseases. Things like bumholes, trotters, and hides would be classed as fit for human consumption and could be included in pet food. The aim is to protect both human and animal health. A lot of this legislation came into play following the BSE (mad cow disease) outbreak in the 90s, which was associated with brain and spinal cord tissue being used in animal feed.
 
She’s lying. In no way would she let her son be exposed to potential truth bombs, and potentially allow him to spill his own tea.

Nevertheless, the fact that she thinks this is even slightly safe or appropriate (which she does or she wouldn’t share it) shows how completely inept she is as a mother. This right here is why her child lives with his dad.

Even fantasising about her using her 12 year old child as a human shield for r*** and death threats is disgusting. It suggests she fantasises about a dynamic where her son is her knight in shining armour. She has done that before, with her son checking on her while she’s asleep due to her (alleged) drinking, or picking her up off the supermarket floor due to her “arthritis”.

I think it’s all fantasy but it shows exactly how she views her son, and it is so fortunate he has a good dad to escape from his mum’s needy narc clutches.
 
tit on it!

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A lot of animal food is better quality than human food. Look at Applaws which is 100% pure chicken and compare it to a human can of chicken in white sauce!

I'm calling bullshit on the salmon dog treats for £3 a kilo. Whenever I've seen dried salmon or tuna as pet treats they are stupidly expensive. I've just looked on Zooplus and dried salmon skin treats are £49 a kilo and dried salmon £47 per kilo. Such a stupid thing to lie about.

It also sounds like the dog is eating better than SB with the chicken breast, rice and kale mix. I wonder if that came from the £20 shop?
 
She's quick to forget that she dissolved the family firm about a week ago.

Jack, if you are reading this, and I know you are:

Please remember that if you pay your child over £1000 in a year, he has to register with HMRC. Yes, HMRC. You may have heard of them.

Also, when you get up please remember to feed Content and Cooper. Thanks in advance.
 
You need to be 13 to be on twitter and that's still too young in my opinion. There are peadophiles and porn videos all over the site just now.
Her twitter feed can become a cess pit within moments. She's had death threats,porn videos,really nasty comments all tweeted at her . Why on earth would you expose a 12 year old child to that ?
Why would you want your child reading how much you are hated by a lot of people?
I'm not even going to comment about the fog food fiasco. Shes quite unhinged.
 
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So, she heavily hints re Strictly, then retracts it. She is a drama farmer of the fecal variety. There is something seriously wrong with her need for attention.

Just as well, you need to have a work ethic ( not a made up one) healthy (not ouchy) joints, turn up on time ( or in her case actually turn up) and preferably not be a car crash waiting to happen insurance wise. Still don’t think they’d ask or even consider her tbh.
 
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sioc said:
I get TERRIBLE, GRAPHIC threats on this HELLSITE. Unrelated news, my early teenage child will now be monitoring my account.
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he is not even a teenager, he is only 12.



He shouldn't even be reading her recovery and mental health stuff without exposing him to other content or chaoses.

It really does sound like she is the child and he is the adult in this relationship. She should be caring for him and not the other way round.

Still, if he helps with recipes there might be something solid to eat.
 
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So, she heavily hints re Strictly, then retracts it. She is a drama farmer of the fecal variety. There is something seriously wrong with her need for attention.

Just as well, you need to have a work ethic ( not a made up one) healthy (not ouchy) joints, turn up on time ( or in her case actually turn up) and preferably not be a car crash waiting to happen insurance wise. Still don’t think they’d ask or even consider her tbh.
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Ah so she started the Strictly rumour with the hopes getting in the papers.

As if the press are interested in her 😂 She’s a has-been.
 
BlendedSlop said:
I feel like this addition to the bio has (understandably) been missed amidst her chaosing, but...chambermaid?
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When she says this she means her parents used to foist her off to her slumlord Grandad’s dosshouse when she was being unbearable (ie. most of the time) and he tried to instil some work ethic in her by making her do chores. She’s retconned this as her being an actual chambermaid (she would be fired in 4 seconds, actual hotel cleaners are astonishingly efficient and hard working as well as chronically underpaid) and her Grandad being true salt of the earth. As opposed to the reality of him becoming a multi-millionaire taking money from the state to house the vulnerable in sub-par conditions.
 
Having a minor manage your twitter account must be against twitter's terms of service.

Exposing children to social media bile is arguably child abuse

Furthermore apart from the HMRC rules which need to be followed, I think the council child services need to sign off on the workplace environment for under 16s in the workplace.

The kids working on the Harry Potter films had strict rules about how long they could work.
 
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