Jack Monroe #341 The numbers on the key are upside down

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Why does she think braiding your hair means you can just your head under the shower and forget about it? She’s going to stink of wet dog and sebum within a couple of days.

Plus it will ruin the braids.

@Dogmuck they're not dreads, they’re loads of tiny plaits that are not tight to her scalp. Think dozens of ordinary plaits rather than dozens of mini Dutch plaits (which would be cornrows).
 
Boogs said:
ability to bench press the Queen shoulder permitting.
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TOO EARLY

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Veronicaaa said:
It's mad on so many levels that Jack's saying she's not appropriating anything because the ANCIENT GREEKS did it. It's like saying it's OK to battle to the death gladiator-style because the Romans did it.
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it’s absolutely the argument of anti-woke police jordan peterson freedom of speech bro types. the simple thing here would have been to braid her hair in peace and just...not tweet about it. crazy idea.
 
Fraus, I am in a hot hall, in child’s birthday party Hell and I am, for once, so very glad of the deafening noise because nobody has noticed me cackling out loud like a bleeping sea witch about to kill the Merking.

As for the braids… The “don’t come at me” - she knows she’s wrong, it’s appropriation. There are other, easier ways she could have done her hair for her poor ouchy, circle saw instead of shoulder blade.
 
Onestorytoomany said:
I have a question why didn't she take her thirsty self and a Cold drink and her books to the beach she lives right next too,. She could find the next Harold.
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JHC, if I lived near to a beach I'd be there every day come rain or shine! She doesn't know how lucky she is having access to that. All that lovely cool water to dip her toes in, or if she really wanted to help her mental as well as physical health, she could do some actual swimming! Plenty of groups to join, she could even make some new friends! (Ones who didn't bring her foods that cause an allergic reaction...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:)
 
Cack Conroe said:
Why does she think braiding your hair means you can just your head under the shower and forget about it? She’s going to stink of wet dog and sebum within a couple of days.

Plus it will ruin the braids.

@Dogmuck they're not dreads, they’re loads of tiny plaits that are not tight to her scalp. Think dozens of ordinary plaits rather than dozens of mini Dutch plaits (which would be cornrows).
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Oh are they, thanks Cack, need to zoom, just looked like dreads to me. Either way a woman with an ouchy shoulder ain’t doing that to herself or could she be telling fibs 🧐

I have a bit of an ouchie shoulder on and off, I don’t have any arthritis’s that I know of, just think I’ve funked It thinking I could carry tit like 17 bags of shopping & wardrobes up and down stairs. Its cracky and crunchy af and has limited movement range, my physio nephew gave me some exercises to do and it defo improved but Im a lazy git so don’t do them as often as I’m supposed to, however, on my bad ouchie days I can’t blow dry my hair at the back so tend to just let it dry naturally and put in and scrunchy, doing a basic French braid would be a painful fanny, I certainly wouldn’t be doing cornrows. How has Jack the severest arthritic ouchy shoulder lady in the south east manages this 🧐
 
Orphan_Black said:
In all reality, how can she get herself dressed up with her tits out, hair braided, unnecessarily write EVERYTHING DOWN and posing for sunny selfies, whilst she then furiously types out tit on Twitter about being the most affected person with chronic pain disorders ever? Like, can't she see how ridiculous she is being?

Jack, get with reality. Seriously. Your grasp on the real world is being heckled by a schizophrenic here, lol, wow.
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FTFY, dear heart.
 
Ok first thing, I know that all pharmaceutical terms are interchangeable but we've already established she's not on two SSRIs, she's (allegedly) on two anti-depressants. Secondly I'm confused about which arm she can't lift up. It's either the one she's writing a perfectly legible recipe for a fish finger abomination with or it's the one she's actually got lifted up to her head.

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WTFDidIJustSee said:
Fraus, I am in a hot hall, in child’s birthday party Hell and I am, for once, so very glad of the deafening noise because nobody has noticed me cackling out loud like a bleeping sea witch about to kill the Merking.

As for the braids… The “don’t come at me” - she knows she’s wrong, it’s appropriation. There are other, easier ways she could have done her hair for her poor ouchy, circle saw instead of shoulder blade.
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I personally don’t agree that it’s appropriation. I actually think it’s a stretch to call things cultural appropriation at times. Sometimes people can just do something because they like it without it being cultural appropriation, even Jack.
 
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