Jack Monroe #341 The numbers on the key are upside down

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heretoreaditall2019 said:
Have just googled this and webmd has suggested you acquire most your moles in childhood/teen years, and whilst they can change shape/darken due to a few factors (pregnancy, sun damage, obvs scary reasons too) it doesn’t appear as if entirely new moles are a thing?

🔺 I have 3 on my face and they’ve been there since I can remember, you’d think I’d be at risk of acquiring new facial ones considering and that has just…. never happened.
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Sadly, I do get new moles (yep, even in my 60s) :cautious: but it's due to a condition I have - shan't name it because Jack will claim it when she's grunked. They even come and go, depending on severity of said condition. Weird, I know, but if SHE had the condition she'd already know about it. So I'm guessing a) she hasn't got it, b) she hasn't got any new moles, just sun damage, or c) she's Jimmy Nailing.:unsure:

Whichever it is, she still couldn't braid her own hair if her shoulder/arm/back/wrist/hand was so HURTY (stupid word, stupid bint)!
 
In all reality, how can she get herself dressed up with her tits out, hair braided, and posing for sunny selfies, whilst she then furiously types out tit on Twitter about being the most affected person with chronic pain disorders ever? Like, can't she see how ridiculous she is being?

Jack, get with reality. Seriously. Your grasp on the real world is being heckled by a schizophrenic here, lol, wow.
 
Lazarus said:
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Except Ancient Greeks didn’t do cornrows. Both they and the Romans had really quite complex and time consuming hairstyles. There’s a hairdresser in the US who has gone to great lengths to recreate ancient hairstyles using tools authentic to the period. She has a YouTube channel If you are interested.
The Ancient Greeks did braid their hair for a style known as fish or mermaids tail. Monroe, with her usual forensic eye for detail, may be mixing up the Greeks with the Egyptians. Except that would be wrong too, the Egyptians shaved their heads and the heavily braided hairstyles were actually wigs.
Heres a recreation of the Mermaid tail hair style. It’s quite lovely
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heretoreaditall2019 said:
Have just googled this and webmd has suggested you acquire most your moles in childhood/teen years, and whilst they can change shape/darken due to a few factors (pregnancy, sun damage, obvs scary reasons too) it doesn’t appear as if entirely new moles are a thing?

🔺 I have 3 on my face and they’ve been there since I can remember, you’d think I’d be at risk of acquiring new facial ones considering and that has just…. never happened.
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You can grow new moles, I have a number that have appeared in later life and they are not the ‘scary’ kind

but Jack is still a lying fantasist
 
Phillipa78 said:
This crime against food in her likes had me dry heaving.
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Some squig from the previous thread made a comment along the lines of her this morning segment resulted in "what looks like a horse has thrown up in a casserole dish".

Horses can't vomit (forensic equine frau here) but they do something called quidding when they have an ouchy mouth. They basically spit out balls of masticated grass.
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So....Jack is a horse?
 
Jack looking thirsty in that photo and it’s nowt to do with the soaring temperatures.

I’m sure you ninnies will correct me here (and apolos if this is now not the correct terminology) but her hair doesn’t look like braids it looks like dreads - do we call dreads braids now? She clearly hasn’t done that herself and it takes fkng ages to get them done, so old poorly shoulders has spent hours sat with her arm out getting a tat done and hours getting her hair did, perfectly acceptable for a woman who is struggling with shoulder pain 🧐
 
How did she tie the halter neck bikini with dodgy shoulders? 🤔
I have issues with my neck and once got all the way home from work in the city with my neck regularly going into spasm which would stop me being able to walk, and then drove home from the train station. 🙈
There must be someone who could lather her hair for her! The dry roast bringing brother!
 
Mr Krabs said:
Loving that Jack has to explain something as stupid as braiding her hair to her followers. She knows full well that she’s part of the circular firing squad that is Twitter, and if she thought someone was doing something that was cultural appropriation, she’d be there in a second. Not even stopping to question whether they were of X descent or had their own reason for doing it.

Jack knows full well she’s at risk of a Twitter pile on. And it’s not from the sort of people who post on tattle, but those she considers her friends. She posts complete unfiltered tit day and night, she butchers the cuisine of other cultures and she never apologises. It’s honestly a miracle she has such an easy time on the ‘hellsite’. The poverty story and Katie Hopkins thing has protected her somewhat but that can’t last forever.
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I’m just imagining her internet searches this morning as she arthritically groped for an explanation

“Do lesbians wear braids?”
“Do famous cooks wear braids?”
“Do pixies wear braids?”
“Do campaigners wear braids?”
“Do the Irish wear braids?”
“Do literal food photographers wear braids?”
“Do the SEVERELY broken hearted wear braids?”
“Do former firefighters wear braids?”
“Do Greeks wear braids?”…BINGO! and onto Twitter she goes!

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Onestorytoomany said:
She looks terrible and ahas someone who is very Moley, it's actually suggested we seek shade and also any sunburn/ tan means the sun has come through the barrier.juat sayin
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She can’t keep up with the two faint yet opposing lineages

BAME in news cycle = remember my one Greek grandparent
Ireland/the troubles in the news cycle = mammy is an Irish immigrant, she caught a Flybe with her British passport to another county within the UK
 
MsGilmore said:
How did she tie the halter neck bikini with dodgy shoulders? 🤔
I have issues with my neck and once got all the way home from work in the city with my neck regularly going into spasm which would stop me being able to walk, and then drove home from the train station. 🙈
There must be someone who could lather her hair for her! The dry roast bringing brother!
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My Nan slipped on ice one morning on the way to the paper shop and dislocated her shoulder. She then got herself up and still went and got the paper as she was almost there. My Nan had many health issues including arthritic knees and fingers that were really swollen and twisted. She just got on with tit instead of expecting the world to treat her like a delicate flower. duck off Jack and try being more Nan. She had more strength in her twisted little finger than you have in your whole body despite your apparent ability to bench press the Queen shoulder permitting.
 
Terrible said:
IF she was hit by a big tax fine, could they take money she doesn’t have? Would it be a good idea to get rid of cash assets as quickly as possible? say, holidays, dog, teeth, hair, nails, boots, hats…?
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If she's no money to pay the fine would she go to prison?


GrannyOgg said:
Except Ancient Greeks didn’t do cornrows. Both they and the Romans had really quite complex and time consuming hairstyles. There’s a hairdresser in the US who has gone to great lengths to recreate ancient hairstyles using tools authentic to the period. She has a YouTube channel If you are interested.
The Ancient Greeks did braid their hair for a style known as fish or mermaids tail. Monroe, with her usual forensic eye for detail, may be mixing up the Greeks with the Egyptians. Except that would be wrong too, the Egyptians shaved their heads and the heavily braided hairstyles were actually wigs.
Heres a recreation of the Mermaid tail hair style. It’s quite lovely
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Share that YouTube channel please, Granny! Ancient Classics frau here 🔺
 
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