Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

[Django]

Why does she keep saying you can put shampoo in the washing machine?
Daft mare

 

[Smeghead]

Try cheaper brands. Amazing!

 

[Toffee finger]

Shop smart tips -
Multi task your products ie shampoo can be used as shower gel or in the washing machine (?!)
Down shift from the branded items and go for stores own brand

Wow thanks for that Jack I wouldn’t have thought of those tips

 

[Satisfying Click]

The fuchsia corduroy jacket she's wearing matches the cushion opposite.

'Bung it in the washing machine'

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Multi-using? Erm, it'll run out even faster. And you'll have to buy more.

Downshift? bleeping groundbreaking.

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Who knew buying store own brand was cheaper ? Or yiu could use shampoo as shower gel?

Anyone struggling knows this already

 

[Ellabella]

I will never get over her voice. I swear she's about to burst into tears. Why do they keep bringing her back?

TERRIBLE.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

I’ve avoided live watchalongs and this is why. OMG shampoo in the washing machine. Send plumberos.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

She clearly hates being on camera very deeply; I've no idea why she persists (and has all but given up on the blog!)

 

[instacharlie]

Buy store brand instead of branded. Genius.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

What in the Willy Wonka is she wearing?!

Channeling Gail Platt with that rollneck...

 

[Feck]

Got my fancy pen out. Furiously taking notes. That was terrible.

 

[Toffee finger]

 

[SlopAmbsase]

I’d love to know the contents of her Venice wash bag.

 

[Auntyanchïoade]

I'm inspired to donate a few of these.

 

[jenny2603]

That shaky voice makes her sound like she's going to cry! Fgs...and there we go, "I've been there and done that" blah blah blah!
I haven't actually seen Lorraine for about 10 years (I detest daytime TV), she looks a lot rougher than the last time I saw her, I am shocketh!

People begin to deteriorate after as little as thirty seconds in Jack's company. She'll be like Lizzie Birdsworth by the end of this.

 

[Captainmouse]

Oh have the moths eaten the pov jumper? The earrings are still in play. we're sitting in the chemist, lip filler to the fore. I thought she was on a no poo regime

 

[Veronicaaa]

Who on earth takes shampoo, conditioner and razors away on a weekend camping trip lol.

 

[Munchfrausen]

Of course she has her notes, she never buys hygiene products in her £20. She obviously needs to remind herself of what she needs to say about them!

 

[Geetbo]

I can't look at Lorraine without picturing her fanny these days.