Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

[Smeghead]

Shaky hands. Basically a Superdrug ad

 

[NomDeGuerre]

What in the Willy Wonka is she wearing?!

 

[Geetbo]

For the first time ever I can 100% believe she found her outfit in a puddle/bin.

 

[PoorPatrol]

Sniffle, sniffle, nasal, nasal. Quick nose wipe

 

[Toffee finger]

How does she still sound SO nervous when she’s on tv? It puts me on edge!

 

[Terrible]

Me me me me MEEEEEEE

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Our Jackie's on edge, she has no clue about buying hygiene products

 

[Toffee finger]

“I’ve written about my own experiences in the past” we know Jack, my god we know

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Sad not to hear about her Metro-stuffed pants.

 

[kachoochoo]

well, this outfit is... different...

ITV hub's just bleeping crashed on me!

 

[Oxford_Girl]

Tiffany earrings and onto her story less than three minutes in

more about her than how to help

 

[Cookiecookie]

coming up after the break
talking about soap!
you couldn’t make it up

I bet she looks grubby

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She talks such tit. Her lack of hygiene has NOTHING to do with poverty. It is so bleeping insulting.

 

[Smeghead]

Shampoo in the washing machine. Fancy

 

[Geetbo]

She looks like she's got coke bloat tbh.

 

[instacharlie]

So it's a Superdrug ad. You can donate stuff in Superdrug, nowhere else?

Oh hang on, let's talk about meeeeee.

Is there any saving tips then??

 

[LavaFlake]

Her voice stabilises a little bit when she starts talking about her favourite subject... herself x

 

[PoorPatrol]

Sad not to hear about her Metro-stuffed pants.

Oh I know, I got excited there for a minute!

 

[Clarends]

Don't put shampoo in washing machine. Casheos for this advice please

 

[auntylil]

That shaky voice makes her sound like she's going to cry! Fgs...and there we go, "I've been there and done that" blah blah blah!
I haven't actually seen Lorraine for about 10 years (I detest daytime TV), she looks a lot rougher than the last time I saw her, I am shocketh!