Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

[Vanelope]

Wow! Imagine if Lorraine confronted Jack live on telly.

Jack, shakily, nervously…
‘But but but HMRC TOOK YOU TO COURT FOR TAX FIDDLING FAKE LORRAINE’ finger point ‘j’accuse!’

Lorraine
‘Get the duck out’

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Tip 1 - Buy yourself an expensive puppy so your outgoings increase quite quickly.
No? Just Jack then?

Tip 2 - just don't pay people what you owe and let the CCJs roll in

 

[instacharlie]

Oh, Courtney Act.........FFS

 

[PuritySpiral]

Do we know what she's doing with the puppy during this time?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Poor Courtney Act, being elevenifed to death in the green room by Southend's Greatest Drag Act.

 

[auntylil]

How to save money:

Soap dodge.
Don't bother buying a nailbrush.
Teeth cleaning is overrated.
Tidemarks on your neck are chic.

Don't pay tax...

 

[Skyfall]

Wow! Imagine if Lorraine confronted Jack live on telly.

I’d love someone too!

 

[jenny2603]

Odd how we still haven't actually seen Jack though... normally when Lorraine says who's coming up, don't we see them briefly giving a wave or something?

The ol' shitting dog is out on a last minute comfort break. Pity the poor junior member of staff following behind with scoop and bag.

 

[NellieBoo]

Ffs. I'm just about to go to work. I've got someone shadowing me today. Look, if you are here, it's okay we can use our phones .

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Pity the poor sod who has to clean the green room after the shitting dog has been in it. Hope they left some puppy pads out.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Lorraine is so insincere, she makes my teeth itch.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Perhaps she’s turned up wasted again...

As opposed to what exactly

 

[PoorPatrol]

Thrilled to be here for real-time chaos

 

[Toffee finger]

Here she is. No pov jumper?!

 

[auntylil]

Good grief, what was THAT look all about? Petrified, much?

 

[Terrible]

God, here we go. What a wreck.

 

[busylass]

She's on! The fake tan and lip filler game is strong.

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Hahahahahahaaha THE NOSE WIPE! What’s she worried about there?

 

[Ellabella]

Jesus Christ, her nerves, the voice. It is unbearable to watch.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

It's terrible already!