Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

[OwlRightsReserved]

Jack coming to Scotland is the worst border breach since Edward I.

Scots wha hae wi frauen read,
Scots, wham Pumble aften led
Welcome tae yer Tattle threads
And tae hootery.

 

[MistyWindows]

I’m so sorry about this.

*Plot twist* the police officers were there after she made a whole village violently sick from the peasant pudding trifle - they’re taking her into *custardy*

 

[jenny2603]

She’s liked a couple of things on Twitter this evening. I think she is holding off on posting to punish whoever it was that sent the fuzz round…

Poor White Knight Squig needs to realise that Jack isn't their friend and come and join us.

 

[Irena]

Next thread poll!


ETA - this thread is always at its best when R’Jackie is AWOL

I’m a goin left field.

Orunj-ry

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Poor White Knight Squig needs to realise that Jack isn't their friend and come and join us.

Not sure big Dave will be comfortable here!

 

[jenny2603]

Not sure big Dave will be comfortable here!

He'll be the star of the Hadjicostas AMA.

 

[Ostapbender]

Anything on Big Dave's Facebook regarding Gungate? I don't have FB and can't check. Yes, I suddenly wondered on Friday night if a fireman I have never met commented online about a gun that might have been let off at a Jubilee celebration in a town I don't live in. What a nerd!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I think orangery is pronounced like orangutan but orang-awry also like the word awry.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Anything on Big Dave's Facebook regarding Gungate? I don't have FB and can't check. Yes, I suddenly wondered on Friday night if a fireman I have never met commented online about a gun that might have been let off at a Jubilee celebration. What a nerd!

He's got some Falklands stuff up which is new but I think he has locked his profile down a little.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I think orangery is pronounced like orangutan but orang-awry also like the word awry.

But the oranges aren’t awry. They are being kept in place by the orangery.

 

[panda_eyes]

I think orangery is pronounced like orangutan but orang-awry also like the word awry.

Mom? Is that you?

Sorry TS I know you're not really

 

[Aug1977]

Oh God
I've just seen the spelling mistake.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Oh God
I've just seen the spelling mistake.

Spelling mistakes are like missing apostrophes and interchangeable in Jack Land.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Oh God
I've just seen the spelling mistake.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Scots wha hae wi frauen read,
Scots, wham Pumble aften led
Welcome tae yer Tattle threads
And tae hootery.

This is genius. I’m not even joking, I bet this is what exactly Robert Burns would have wanted.

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

This is genius. I’m not even joking, I bet this is what exactly Robert Burns would have wanted.

Rabbie Burns would have been a frau #RabbieTruther #1788Truther

 

[colouredlines]

Looking forward to the next issue of Take a Break Scotland:

I Supported The Union...Until An Englishwoman Fed Me PUMBLE

 

[kachoochoo]

I am still grunking after my break earlier this week, but I remember how you all liked this the first time around and it's been mentioned several times since... so we're about 50 mins away from the first anniversary of.... The Mask (I've broken mr kcc and I've not got anything jack-related this year I'm afraid )

 

[jenny2603]

I've been searching for a bit of Scottish content that might resonate with Jack, ahead of her violation of my city next week. I thought this clip from Burnistoun might remind her of her time in the fire service and help get her used to the accent.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Ori

For me the biggest question is do you pronounce it:

OrANGery or ORINGery?

Oringry. Northern Property Frau has spoken! Tbf we laugh and say a big back porch then yeah?