Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

[jenny2603]

I'm quite looking forward to the return of Jack following the week of humiliating rows. I wonder if we'll get "sorry, I've been quiet but I've been away with my mates who were all taking turns to softly and gently tickle my bum with a feather because I am so precious and important" Jack or shall we get "LIGHTS OFF- send cashos" Jack?

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

I'm quite looking forward to the return of Jack following the week of humiliating rows. I wonder if we'll get "sorry, I've been quiet but I've been away with my mates who were all taking turns to softly and gently tickle my bum with a feather because I am so precious and important" Jack or shall we get "LIGHTS OFF- send cashos" Jack?

Someone needs to send her better life choice-os.

 

[Captainmouse]

I won’t be enjoying mini egg shell at the bottom of a mug.

What has she got against mini eggs? Putting them in a microwave? Wrapping them in foil?

Just eat them ffs.

Putting mini eggs in the meekrowarvey, never occurred to me, but explosion seems to be a distinct possibility

 

[Smeghead]

I'm still not 100% sure what the Vimes Boots Index ...means.

I think it's like... people should buy expensive shoes

I think it’s budget shoes cost poor people 344 per cent more than expensive shoes do for non poors

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I'm quite looking forward to the return of Jack following the week of humiliating rows. I wonder if we'll get "sorry, I've been quiet but I've been away with my mates who were all taking turns to softly and gently tickle my bum with a feather because I am so precious and important" Jack or shall we get "LIGHTS OFF- send cashos" Jack?

She’s on holiday. Defs.

OH has whisked her away for a pre-festival moon to ensure she is fully rested ahead of the season.

She’s probably in Chamonix or something.

I think it’s budget shoes cost poor people 344 per cent more than expensive shoes do for non poors

 

[Captainmouse]

I'm quite looking forward to the return of Jack following the week of humiliating rows. I wonder if we'll get "sorry, I've been quiet but I've been away with my mates who were all taking turns to softly and gently tickle my bum with a feather because I am so precious and important" Jack or shall we get "LIGHTS OFF- send cashos" Jack?

Doesn’t matter which one we get, all jacks are awful jacks

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Ffs I just realised I should've bought vimesbotsindex.com and we could've all drawn bots with accompanying prices.

 

[JombleWomble]

I won’t be enjoying mini egg shell at the bottom of a mug.

What has she got against mini eggs? Putting them in a microwave? Wrapping them in foil?

Just eat them ffs.

I wonder what would happen if a Squig recommended wrapping them in foil and then microwaving them? Would Jack declare it her favourite way to burn the house down consume mini eggs?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Putting mini eggs in the meekrowarvey, never occurred to me, but explosion seems to be a distinct possibility

It might be a useful defence mechanism against the pumble though, so swings and roundabouts.

 

[Toffee finger]

I wonder what would happen if a Squig recommended wrapping them in foil and then microwaving them? Would Jack declare it her favourite way to burn the house down consume mini eggs?

It would be tough for her to choose between Completed It Mate Jack or Firefighter Jack for her response

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I vaguely remember making a Photoshop of Jock as the Scott's Porage Oats guy last time she breached the border

 

[Boogs]

She’s liked a couple of things on Twitter this evening. I think she is holding off on posting to punish whoever it was that sent the fuzz round…

 

[Ostapbender]

I've honestly never met someone so bad at designing websites.

Obviously the content is also crap, but it's so ugly. Send web dev-os.

I thought she had a dedicated team of 12 year olds on this?
I guess they all had school....

 

[Jelly Bean]

I'm quite looking forward to the return of Jack following the week of humiliating rows. I wonder if we'll get "sorry, I've been quiet but I've been away with my mates who were all taking turns to softly and gently tickle my bum with a feather because I am so precious and important" Jack or shall we get "LIGHTS OFF- send cashos" Jack?

Mm I think it will be a 'been off having the best time . Haven't been following SM at all or looking at hate sites. OH whisked me away to xyz. Now feel re energised for important work fuelled by a burning sense of injustice '

 

[FunnyFuneral]

It’s ok I’m sure they have a five guys to keep her going until she hops over to the ‘Burgh
Snap @Hollaaa

Not over my bridge babe

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'm still not 100% sure what the Vimes Boots Index ...means.

I think it's like... people should buy expensive shoes

Was Sam Vimes a werewolf?

 

[jenny2603]

I vaguely remember making a Photoshop of Jock as the Scott's Porage Oats guy last time she breached the border

Jack coming to Scotland is the worst border breach since Edward I.

 

[DrtCrl]

I Fought the Slop (and the slop won)
Folsom Prison Gruels
Band with the Runs
I Slopped the Sheriff

and my little socks off over here at ‘I Slopped the Sheriff’

 

[HotesTilaire]

Question.

If I bought an expensive sideboard then surely that would fit in with the VBI as it would last longer than an Ikea sideboard?

But what would happen if I bought a millionty sideboards, had no money to pay my rent on a potentially crappy bungalow and therefore had to downsize and sell all my sideboards.

Surely it would have been better to buy the cheaper one in the first place?

I declare this the best ever. We will folate COLLATE you carroty prannock the Monroe Cotswolds Index, to see how many Cotswolds sideboards and other fripperies you would have to forgo to buy a house in Thorpe Bay. No more Urban Decay and MAC strobe cream, just use chicken dripping candle wax stored in a gifted gu pot and burn garden leaves to make ash for eyeshadow! I have ten years of Cotswolds catalogues, this will be done come Sunday eve. Chapeau!

 

[PortiaControl]

Oh hell. I went for a piss and a sandwich back in May and now I'm sixteen threads behind