PoorPatrol
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I love how dear heart Pumble is placed on a map. That funky cool guy is really going places!
I love how dear heart Pumble is placed on a map. That funky cool guy is really going places!
Hangs head in shame. I was looking at real sausages . I forgot about the frozen muck Asda pretends is edibleUnfortunately it is 181 for 2. So not looking like a sufficient meal given the amount of rice next to the sausages.
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I apologise for this post. It’s really hard at the moment.
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I think it's the wasted effort that goes into something so unappetising that makes it so grim. I don't know what she doesn't just makes some super noodles and add some veg and protein, or make an omeletteThis, for me, is somehow one of her worst ever slops. I don’t know why I hate it so much, but it’s just so grim and tit and makes it so infuriating that the squigs think she’s a literal food expert. Oh my days….
To be honest I would love for her to lose her voice. The silence would indeed be golden.I’m up to Jack’s ear and lymph node infection, and I have actually lost my voice. (it could be due to queuing at 5am for World Record Store Day in the cold waiting for the Taylor Swift vinyl) but yes, I have no voice and swollen glands since Sunday. Have I gone to work? Yep. Have I complained about it? Nope. Have I behaved like a child who has grazed their knee wanting everyone running after me? Nope.
She would bleeping love to lose her voice as it’s another thing to get sympathy for. Not that I believe there is anything at all wrong with her, she just wanted to make sure everyone knew SB was coming for tea and that OH hadn’t dumped her. That poor boy, on his visitation with Mum having her new partner shoehorned in, he mustn’t know if he’s coming or going with that constant stream of partners.
Coming from the past so don’t know where this will landGeri Halliwell was a goodwill ambassador, so...
spoilering again as to do with weight
she was clearly in a bad place last year as she was very thin. This isn’t a criticism of thin people but she admits that she was in the middle of a relapse. Theres zero wrong with her having put weight on but stop lying to yourself. There is no way you could eat those portions and be as active as you claim to be and be the weight you are unless you have a super fast metabolism and just can’t keep weight on. Just be honest that you eat more than is in those food plans.
She has no telly?! What else she going to do, bore them to death with her idol chit chat.Do people actually listen to podcasts WITH theirOH’spartners?
Nooooo she’s already tainted terry pratchett for me.Don’t let her soil Sunny as well.Instead of a head, could it be a fancy Rum Ham in the box? Jack would go mad for that.
I went to school with his sisterSo my Dad was cleaning out the cupboard under the stairs a couple of years back and found a rogue Just Seventeen of mine from 1985 (45p)
Particularly for Fraus of a certain age, but…
In 1985 jelly was good for your nails. Unlike Jack, Terry Duckworth wasn’t into Eastenders. Also, 80s Nick Fisher all up in Jack’s niche!
Not sure if already answered, but yes you do (for some suppliers at least). I recently took out a new contract and it was a hard credit check for a 2 year deal. Possible reason for not having it IMO if she was cut off and can't take out a new contract.Does anyone know if you have to pass a credit check to have broadband? I know some insurances if you pay monthly it’s a year long sort of credit agreement, imagine where broadband has minimum terms it’d be the same? Which means major yikes at her financial health if she can’t get broadband in her own name & clearly can’t leave this rental either.
Fucks sake, that's revolting