Jack Monroe #295 Yeah I already read that. Didn't inspire much hope in me.

[Ostapbender]

*tries to do a still game style Pumble advertising jingle*
"where's my Pumble?
where's my Pumble?
oh here it is, next to the expensive status symbol"

 

[Veronicaaa]

Sorry I have to jump way ahead to say - Just pay for your bleeping broadband, you idiot!

 

[Elastoblast]

Woooaahh we're halfway there
Ohhh ohhh twisty spiral staaaaiiirs
Bake a brick, filthy silverware
Ohhh ohhh cake of blended pears

Sorry, I don't know what's come over me. I can only communicate in rhyme and song.

This has ended me. I'm in tears of laughter

 

[lilamay]

Why you cry?
Bungalow lie

Bunga-betrayal
Jack ends up in jail
The guards go deaf
Cos oh she does wail.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Through long nursery nights he stood
By my bed unwearying,
Loomed gigantic, formless, queer,
Purring in my haunted ear
That same hideous nightmare thing,
Talking, as he lapped my blood,
In a voice cruel and flat,
Saying for ever, "Pumble!…Pumble!…Pumble!”

We should have paid heed to these literary giants! Edgar Allan Poe(mble) also tried to forewarn us

Take thy slop from out my heart, and take thy form from off my floor!"
Quoth the Pumble "Nevermore."

 

[ThriftStoreLeCreuset]

It's real and safe for work.

Spoiler: Cilla, an orange and an Oxo cube

Cilla Black Eating An Orange Covered In Oxo Is Somehow Even Weirder Than The Actual News

The unearthed clip – taken from a BBC food documentary – has got the whole internet talking.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk

This is insane.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

New thread, preserve us from Pumble.

Jack Monroe #296 Over cooked, under cooked, pumbling free

Thread title courtesy of @MaineCoonMama nominated by @Sideboard Bob. As a reward you are spared from the annual sacrifice to Pumble. In the last thread: Jack's sentient pumble was unearthed and now we are concerned for the future of humanity. Her weekly meal plan is both helpful and not...

tattle.life

 

[NeoCortex]

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So she didn't pay her BT bill in a year basically.