Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Can’t wait! If I give you my details, including email, mobile number, bank account no. and sort code, my first school and my mother’s maiden name, could you hit me up with a copy as soon as they’re available (‘winging me one’ would also be acceptable)? Thankyou!

If you have any tragic stories I could co-opt, I'll wing one right over, just remind me publicly on twitter numerous times. Is it OK if I have a piss and a sandwich now? I'm having bad mentals and it's all your fault

 

[Mr Krabs]

Disappointed that thread 300 won’t coincide with the ten year anniversary of the blog going viral and Jack being thrust upon the world. That isn’t until July. I assume we get an extra bank holiday for that one, like with the queen?

 

[proshootz]

Nailed it

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duck me ...

 

[Smeghead]

Nailed it

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Spaghetti Alla Cat tit

 

[lilamay]

Nailed it

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Literally... it's on their nail For the love of god stir that pesto in.

 

[Marj24]

Nailed it

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That's got to be somebody taking the piss, surely?

 

[Yel]

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I can't stand the way she reduces the whole problem of the cost of living to just evil Tories. Nothing else. It's that simple.

Could it not be a complicated picture including many things. Such as rising middle classes across the world competing for resources, automation replacing jobs, people not wanting to pay a Nordic level of tax, an aging population, top up benefits allowing employers to pay less, state pension not pegged to life expectancy etc.

Printing money may also be a factor as they've been stealthy doing since 2008 and which Jack thinks doing way more of it and giving it to people will solve it all.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Going rogue and off topic to provide a public health warning - in the spirit of Pringles and growlers

DO NOT GOOGLE MR TUMBLE CAR EXHAUST

Lenny someone needs to stop that celeb thread you’re getting these bits from - there’s only one thing that’d fit in an exhaust and I don’t wanna see it

 

[Emmapism]

This is what you've given the world Jack. Clumps of salad gone off, on pasta.

And the award for most pointless person goes to.....

 

[Boyo]

It's mentioned in this classic article:

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the.../22/jack-monroe-twitter-labour-vegan-pub-food

Ahem….yes, a cold. That’s it, a heavy cold.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Lenny someone needs to stop that celeb thread you’re getting these bits from - there’s only one thing that’d fit in an exhaust and I don’t wanna see it

I had to stop reading it, I am TRAUMATISED

And it’s what you were thinking

 

[EddieBeds]

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So on the last thread, actually think it was the one before Poca (and others) raised that Jack probably used one of her other phones to pose as her dad for that Star Trek chat. She’s doing the same with OH isn’t she? She’s talking to herself!

 

['EllsBells]

For thread 300, I'm going to make my dad's favourite; yellow belly custard, green snot pie, all mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
slap it on a butty, nice and thick,
and drink it down with a cold cup of sick. It can't be worse, can it?

OMG haven't heard this since my school days

 

[EllaEm87]

It's mentioned in this classic article:

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the.../22/jack-monroe-twitter-labour-vegan-pub-food

Labour have always been quite sympathetic towards the IRA. Blair was the same. Also that last bit… LOL. Jack, you have never been a firefighter. Stop it.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Lenny someone needs to stop that celeb thread you’re getting these bits from - there’s only one thing that’d fit in an exhaust and I don’t wanna see it

I have no idea what you are both talking about.

#innocenttunnel

 

['EllsBells]

For my celebration cake I will be making prune and oat surprise cake with sardine and prune juice sauce. The surprise will be whether it is served for breakfast or supper.

 

[NP]

Going rogue and off topic to provide a public health warning - in the spirit of Pringles and growlers

DO NOT GOOGLE MR TUMBLE CAR EXHAUST

 

[trancejunkie]

Jack is pairing kidney beans, black beans and coconut.

Should it not be... dirty fingernail trimmings, earwax and crud from unruly labia?

Wouldn't let her cook for my neighbour's hamster.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Leaving this here without comment.

 

[LavaFlake]

Leaving this here without comment.
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Laughing react because if you don't laugh you'll cry. What a load of shite.