Jack Monroe #291 What about the price of hummus?

[definitelynotvlad]

Fraus a disaster has struck casa Vlad and we are without an oven for the foreseeable. I was going to try Jack’s ceviche but I have neither fish nor pineapple; will it work with chicken thighs and tinned peaches? I’m hoping my OH and SB will declare it the best ever!

 

[Smeghead]

I'm currently upstairs in my crappy, one story flat, when I bother my arse to get up, I'll send it over to you

Eek that would be amazing. Never thought to drink a cold cup of sick before, can’t wait to find out what went into it!

Fraus a disaster has struck casa Vlad and we are without an oven for the foreseeable. I was going to try Jack’s ceviche but I have neither fish nor pineapple; will it work with chicken thighs and tinned peaches? I’m hoping my OH and SB will declare it the best ever!

Yes, that will work, or if you want it to be more vegan, try chicken wings and tinned sardines

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Spoiler: Some pictures

Jack's wedding dress

Two cheeks

Mirror mirror

 

[bateman4ever]

Same, pal. Saaaaaame.

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Who's been telling her that she has a job??!!

 

[Boyo]

I agree with the last line. In a fair and equitable society she would be out of a job.

In a fair and equitable society we’d be out of these threads!

 

[Shimmering]

Maybe get your gob off the loudhailer you self centred twit?

You're always elbowing to the front in a desperate attempt to raise your own profile on the back of other people's misery.

You were never actually poor. You did it for the lols. Sit down and STFU.

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

Eek that would be amazing. Never thought to drink a cold cup of sick before, can’t wait to find out what went into it!

It's all in the next book

 

[Boyo]

It's all in the next book

Can’t wait! If I give you my details, including email, mobile number, bank account no. and sort code, my first school and my mother’s maiden name, could you hit me up with a copy as soon as they’re available (‘winging me one’ would also be acceptable)? Thankyou!

 

[trueblue222]

I saw something that said it was because her mum is Irish and some of the smears circulating at the time were to do with Ireland

She didn’t just criticise him. She was apparently railing against him and leading the charge against him. All the wailing and howling etc. She apologised but not sure how long after

 

[StatusWoe]

I saw something that said it was because her mum is Irish and some of the smears circulating at the time were to do with Ireland

Oh wow, of all the Jacks we've seen I didn't expect Union(ist) Jack to make an appearance.

 

[Shimmering]

Nailed it

 

[trueblue222]

Oh wow, of all the Jacks we've seen I didn't expect Union(ist) Jack to make an appearance.

I think it was he had been accused of being pro IRA.

 

[Boyo]

Nailed it

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Did the cat sick up a tapeworm?

 

[Shimmering]

I think it was he had been accused of being pro IRA.

It's mentioned in this classic article:

https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the.../22/jack-monroe-twitter-labour-vegan-pub-food

 

[Geetbo]

Nailed it

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That looks like the cuttings box of a lawnmower.

 

[trueblue222]

Nailed it

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holy mother of slop. That looks like frozen spinach on top of spaghetti

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Nailed it

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That looks like the picture of spaghetti she drew in her kickstarter book.

 

[hollywood]

Good afternoon fraus
I have a little tale, I had a very difficult morning. I got thorough it (EXHAUSTED) by putting myself in the mood for some buttery sage pasta with cut up bollock veggie sausages for tea.
I traveled to big Tesco via a sweltering ten hour camel back ride through the Safari dessert plains car to find that they had no interchangeable fresh sage.
Got myself in a bit of a grump and yomped over to the reduced section to find this for 63p! I love some fresh pesto as a treat and I’m giving my dosh to THAT MAN.
Happy days to you all
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Was it a nice big car you travelled in?

 

[LavaFlake]

Nailed it

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This reminds me of something you'd have to clean up after a house party where someone got the munchies mid joint and then decided to use the congealed remains as an ashtray.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

If they wear the same clothes I know who her OH is. Obvious really.

Going rogue and off topic to provide a public health warning - in the spirit of Pringles and growlers

DO NOT GOOGLE MR TUMBLE CAR EXHAUST