Jack Monroe #290 The Violet Elizabeth Bott of food, she will cook and cook until you are sick.

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jenny2603 said:
My God, it's almost too awful to contemplate but you're right. What if Jack is an innocent pixie attached to an unruly and malevolent labia? "No, no, no Fanny, I don't want to do another grift." and Unruly Labia just laughs like Skeletor and says ominously "remember, what happened last time you defied me Jack" and poor Jack meekly trots out a series of begging Tweets. We need to think about who is in charge here: is it Jack or is it Unruly Labia? Harold is in danger. We need to stop this wedding before he falls prey to the Flaps of Terror.
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Omfg, I nearly fell off the sofa laughing at this, you are an evil genius.
I'm so confused by Jack now, did she make up the OH after all?
 
JeanBurns76 said:
Wonder if she’s ever gone full on Amber Turd and shat on an ex’s bed? I actually would not put it past her, I’ve been having a flick through the related thread and various SM posts and my life I think some of these people on them would actually show sympathy to the smol one and her sloppy tit plates of food! There’s definitely nowt stranger than folk!
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Well we know she's a bag shitter, I'm sure bed shitting is well within her skill set.
 
I’m excited for mushroom and sausage stroganoff.

Mushroom stroganoff is a tough one to make pretty at the best of times. Add in greasy, horrible, cheap, poor piggo sausages and Jack’s Midas touch and I think we are all in for a treat tonight.

Unless of course she goes rogue again and makes
sausage panzanella. Whatever TF that is.

ETA- That man knows what sausage panzanella is. It is in his money saving ideas section. Cheeky cow.

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Like other people have said. Her recipes are too fussy. If I wanted overnight oats it would be yogurt. Fruit and oats. Who in their right mind on the breadline is going to make this heap of tit? Plus. She should be concentrating on recipes that don’t require much cooking as a lot of people are concerned about rising fuel costs.
 

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Lizzie Mintdrop said:
Sorry to remind everyone of yesterday's food but how does that feed 3 people? The carrot cake oats is in a mess tin, with a teaspoon for scale, the pie is in a small enamel pie dish, with the same teaspoon for scale and surely nobody ate the bowl of tit? Are they individual portions?
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There were left overs of the oats as she said her mess tin was in the fridge with them….
 
Penelope_Ghent said:
Jack should be like Valerie in Doctors and marry themselves. After all, Jack only really loves Jack.
ETA disappearing last sentence.
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Sologamy I think Valerie called it? Jackanory would swing the cos play to "I am sooooooo poor I had to marry myself as OH had never seen my level of poor before and decided they could not live my terribly deprived life".
 
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