Jack Monroe #276 Breakfast at Griftany’s

[Smeghead]

I thought that boots anecdote was going somewhere else. Phew.

What as in 150 grifty tips? Make shoes out of well done steak? That’ll be the next book…move over Gaga’s meat dress, Monroe’s Meat Moccasins are here

 

[Silver Linings]

steak left from sunday? it's bleeping wednesday! has it been in the slow cooker the whole time?

Presumably transported back from Liverpool too. Tasty.

 

[sioc]

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Recipe names have meanings! Not every stew is a bourguigon! This is pesto level gaslighting.

 

[KebabGirl]

I feel ill. Twice cooked, 3 day old thin steak? Even I wouldn't eat that, and I often eat donner meat for breakfast. My stomach is churning at thought of it, and I have no standards - for the local Fraus I used to eat the hotdogs in the Krazyhouse

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

the famous classic French boeuf bourguignon that doesn't contain bleeping tomatoes.

Why didn't she grate the steaks?!

 

[PinkMariner]

OK, please tell me I am not the only person snorting at "eating someones garden" Yes, I am intellectually 8 years old, get over it

 

[HotesTilaire]

I feel ill. Twice cooked, 3 day old thin steak? Even I wouldn't eat that, and I often eat donner meat for breakfast. My stomach is churning at thought of it, and I have no standards - for the local Fraus I used to eat the hotdogs in the Krazyhouse

They’re fine though, they don’t contain meat really plus they were microwaved so cooked through. I spent my spare cash going in on Marlboro red, I have regrets.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

OK, please tell me I am not the only person snorting at "eating someones garden" Yes, I am intellectually 8 years old, get over it

I am a child and I laughed too. Got to get the laughs in wherever you can

 

[JuliaGulia]

From my experience, most value/basic cheese isn't much cheaper anyway. Maybe they just don't think it's worth the effort.

Cheese takes time to age, which makes it difficult to make cheaper if you want to make any profit at all used to work with cheese.

 

[Edie Po]

I'm a heathen. I love crackers with plastic cheese on.

I'm still not eating piss flowers, though...

 

[hydeist]

Correct me if I am wrong, but surely if something is already overcooked, cooking it FURTHER in a slow cooker is not going to magically rescue it?

 

[Five hundred dogs]

No Vlad, I’m sorry but even your fancy vinegar wouldn’t improve piss flowers and (Vimes) boot sole steaks.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Smeghead]

Correct me if I am wrong, but surely if something is already overcooked, cooking it FURTHER in a slow cooker is not going to magically rescue it?

Fried then put in the oven to make them crispy around the edges, left for three days then put in a stew then blended

 

[L3moning]

even your fancy vinegar wouldn’t improve piss flowers

Thread title suggestion.

 

[JeanBurns76]

If only she could delete Tattle receipts like she deletes Tweets?

 

[Smeghead]

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“Something I’m writing about at the moment.” On no the sequel to Potatoes incoming. “Beef”

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

GAG. That's nothing like an Osso Bucco or a bourguignon.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[blurstoftimes]

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this recipe is actually INSANE

Ingredients:

oil
vinegar
veg
chopped tomatoes
3 day old overcooked steak that was too inedible to eat the first time round