Jack Monroe #275 Like a “lefty” Katie Hopkins

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A show format that would be perfect for Jack: “Feed the poors” (working title only). Each episode 2 upper-middle class chefs compete to cook the cheapest slop for a family of poors. (Dream competing chefs: Tom Parker-Bowls & Jamie Ols).
Each episode there is a catastrophe when they try to use fois-gras or caviar as a staple ingredient.

At the meal presentation the smol pixie presenter hectors them with some of her signature incandescent rage on how they don’t understand the poverty and have insulted the poors with their expensive fancy meals.

Then each episode ends with Jack rustling up a big slow and gentle pot of slop, the poors all sit around a sad fire wolfing the slop with tears of gratitude running down their cheeks.
 
Amanda Lin said:
A show format that would be perfect for Jack: “Feed the poors” (working title only). Each episode 2 upper-middle class chefs compete to cook the cheapest slop for a family of poors. (Dream competing chefs: Tom Parker-Bowls & Jamie Ols).
Each episode there is a catastrophe when they try to use fois-gras or caviar as a staple ingredient.

At the meal presentation the smol pixie presenter hectors them with some of her signature incandescent rage on how they don’t understand the poverty and have insulted the poors with their expensive fancy meals.

Then each episode ends with Jack rustling up a big slow and gentle pot of slop, the poors all sit around a sad fire wolfing the slop with tears of gratitude running down their cheeks.
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This is wonderful. We could have incidents where one of the poors will express an interest in trying a fancy ingredient prepared by one of the posh chefs and Jack will get a pile on going using the other poors as her flying monkeys.
 
kachoochoo said:
hi, I'm jack monroe. 90% vegan, £34 in the bank, working on the vertiginous bilge indigo

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jenny2603 said:
This is wonderful. We could have incidents where one of the poors will express an interest in trying a fancy ingredient prepared by one of the posh chefs and Jack will get a pile on going using the other poors as her flying monkeys.
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She will rage at the producers and say the poors can only eat slop or they will get ideas above their station.

She will also change her accent and vernacular when the show features Scottish families.

After the credits she will do a mini tips for poors section (a’la queer eye) with all her classic tips such as newspapers for sanitary towels and save money on vintage cutlery by buying it on eBay.
 
Amanda Lin said:
She will rage at the producers and say the poors can only eat slop or they will get ideas above their station.

She will also change her accent and vernacular when the show features Scottish families.

After the credits she will do a mini tips for poors section (a’la queer eye) with all her classic tips such as newspapers for sanitary towels and save money on vintage cutlery by buying it on eBay.
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"Save money on expensive items by getting a mate to give you them instead"

"Make friends with a magic puddle"
 
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