Jack Monroe #275 Like a “lefty” Katie Hopkins

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Idk why £2.5k on silver and Pearl jewellery has honestly been the biggest shock of our triangulation history thus far… Maybe it’s the proximity to the absolute haul she’s raking in after the latest cost of living crisis news cycle? But I seriously hope SB has stacks on stacks in his JSSISA, NS&I, etc. She built a career upon parading him and his non consenting toddler face round the tabloids and we have yet to so much as hear of him popping to Adventure Island or the arcades? She is a piece of tit, end of!
 
Five hundred dogs said:
They are quite something aren’t they? In Kent the pushy parents go a bit bonkers towards the end of year 5 if their child is doing the test, but even the worst are absolutely nothing like the mad London selective school stuff. I find it incredible what they put their children through, and all the anxiety about trying for x school but having y and z as a banker, all for schools which cost an absolute fortune and seem to bring some of them close to bankruptcy.
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OT, but someone I used to know in a FB group was like that. Both her boys had ADHD (which she didn't believe in) and the eldest missed out on a place, although he did well in the test. A few people tried to console her, saying other schools might be a better fit for him behaviour wise, and she went ape tit and then unfriended everyone. I couldn't live my life like that tbh, because there's no guarantee a kid who's good at 11 is still going to be good at 16, 25, 30+ and the reverse counts too. Some proper brats turn out alright as they get a bit older.
 
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OT, but someone I used to know in a FB group was like that. Both her boys had ADHD (which she didn't believe in) and the eldest missed out on a place, although he did well in the test. A few people tried to console her, saying other schools might be a better fit for him behaviour wise, and she went ape tit and then unfriended everyone. I couldn't live my life like that tbh, because there's no guarantee a kid who's good at 11 is still going to be good at 16, 25, 30+ and the reverse counts too. Some proper brats turn out alright as they get a bit older.
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Yeah, the 'formative' years are well beyond 11 as far as most kids go. Certainly was for me.
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
Idk why £2.5k on silver and Pearl jewellery has honestly been the biggest shock of our triangulation history thus far… Maybe it’s the proximity to the absolute haul she’s raking in after the latest cost of living crisis news cycle? But I seriously hope SB has stacks on stacks in his JSSISA, NS&I, etc. She built a career upon parading him and his non consenting toddler face round the tabloids and we have yet to so much as hear of him popping to Adventure Island or the arcades? She is a piece of tit, end of!
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"Maybe it’s the proximity to the absolute haul she’s raking in after the latest cost of living crisis news cycle"

Morally, this is the next thread title and every thread title from now on.

She's a vampire.
 
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Vlad, PLEASE don’t.
 
traumatised sideboard said:
£2.5k is just a ludicrous amount to spend on something that I - um, I mean, a burglar - could easily make off with or someone with severe ADHD puppy brain could misplace or lose entirely. It's not like they've even added £2.5k worth of value to her face, she still looks like a stingray with a haircut done using a knife and fork 💅
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Particularly for someone as unlucky as Jack who has been burgled so many times and can’t be trusted to take a hat more than 2 train stops away
 
traumatised sideboard said:
£2.5k is just a ludicrous amount to spend on something that I - um, I mean, a burglar - could easily make off with or someone with severe ADHD puppy brain could misplace or lose entirely. It's not like they've even added £2.5k worth of value to her face, she still looks like a stingray with a haircut done using a knife and fork 💅
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All her haircuts look like they've been done with a knife and fork, don't they? Even when she was FANCY and went to T&G it looked like it'd been done with a rusty old knife.
 
Brian Butterfield said:
All I care about is my son a being happy well rounded person, not how well he does academically 🤷🏻‍♀️
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You abhorrent monster!

What about his number of twatter followers?
Patreon donators?
General Social Media Engagements?
Fulfilling his next (girl/boy)friends futbol aspirations?
Hat collection?
Ensuring he has the Intestinal fortitude of an apocalypse level event survivor?
 
ChactFecker said:
You abhorrent monster!

What about his number of twatter followers?
Patreon donators?
General Social Media Engagements?
Fulfilling his next (girl/boy)friends futbol aspirations?
Hat collection?
Ensuring he has the Intestinal fortitude of an appocolyose level event survivor?
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I know. He’s calling ChildLine we speak.

Expecting him to request full emancipation forthwith.
 
heretoreaditall2019 said:
Idk why £2.5k on silver and Pearl jewellery has honestly been the biggest shock of our triangulation history thus far… Maybe it’s the proximity to the absolute haul she’s raking in after the latest cost of living crisis news cycle? But I seriously hope SB has stacks on stacks in his JSSISA, NS&I, etc. She built a career upon parading him and his non consenting toddler face round the tabloids and we have yet to so much as hear of him popping to Adventure Island or the arcades? She is a piece of tit, end of!
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I doubt very much he will. Probably got a regular kids savings account for his birthday money, and even then, she'll view it as hers to dip.
 
Hollaaa said:
I was back over at the other place we can't link to, the Do you know any celebrities thread from earlier today is interesting... 🙏
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Omggggg hahaha was there anything after this? The Site That Must Not Be Named wanted me to sign in but frankly I can’t have any more things to distract me from life or I’ll become the World of Warcraft guy from South Park just with gossip forums.
 
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