Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

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So this insta live was done on the "most miserable and forgettable" birthday which she referenced in the diva pdf, I think?


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She said she'd been back on the drink for almost a year before that.
 
colouredlines said:
But but but

On her birthday, she was sober?!

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I am really confused. She says she skinned her head on her birthday 17/03/2021 and was surprised by the amount of grey in it but in May 2021 she had enough hair to cut herself a fringe and was surprised by the amount of grey in. How quickly does her hair grow? Why is she repeatedly surprised by a thing she already knows about? Is there anything she doesn't lie about?

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Into_the_tunnel said:
This. This is why we cannot trust anything she says.
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I was thinking about this yesterday after I posted about her constant stream of lies. It's so mad, and she gets away with it in a way that nobody else would.

Let's take a harmless one - the 25k steps lie, for example. Imagine posting on any fitness forum "Well I hate most sports, but I do an average of 25k steps a day just walking around my bungalow, so I reckon I'm doing all right!" The responses - if not open ridicule - would likely be:

"You might want to get your pedometer checked"
"Are you sure? That's about 19km"
"Do you mean 2500? Or 250?"

But Jack gets NONE of this. Maybe at most one or two polite doubts, which are met with "LEAVE JACK ALONE AND duck OFF, WHY DO YOU HATE THE POOR?"

Nobody really questions her, because she Helps The Poor (citation needed), and there's this prevalent belief that her DMs are just millions of people constantly threatening to kill her (broken up by the odd political prisoner asking for help with salad bag pesto) so we all have to be extra kind to make up for it.

If and when she does get exposed, I look forward to the squiggles' reactions. There will be a lot of mental gymnastics on Charitable Middle Class Twitter that week.
 
colouredlines said:
I was thinking about this yesterday after I posted about her constant stream of lies. It's so mad, and she gets away with it in a way that nobody else would.

Let's take a harmless one - the 25k steps lie, for example. Imagine posting on any fitness forum "Well I hate most sports, but I do an average of 25k steps a day just walking around my bungalow, so I reckon I'm doing all right!" The responses - if not open ridicule - would likely be:

"You might want to get your pedometer checked"
"Are you sure? That's about 19km"
"Do you mean 2500? Or 250?"

But Jack gets NONE of this. Maybe at most one or two polite doubts, which are met with "LEAVE JACK ALONE AND duck OFF, WHY DO YOU HATE THE POOR?"

Nobody really questions her, because she Helps The Poor (citation needed), and there's this prevalent belief that her DMs are just millions of people constantly threatening to kill her (broken up by the odd political prisoner asking for help with salad bag pesto) so we all have to be extra kind to make up for it.

If and when she does get exposed, I look forward to the squiggles' reactions. There will be a lot of mental gymnastics on Charitable Middle Class Twitter that week.
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Charitable Middle Class Twitter will STFU and act like Jack never existed when the happy day comes. That said I reckon NIgella will be get forced into some sort of apology for promoting her Patreon but beyond that tumbleweed.
 
Peachy9 said:
The fact that neither Jack nor the man from Del Monte promoted any of the videos 😂 just quietly ignored that she was contracted to do them, allowing them to die forever.
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Imagine that. Working on something and it not being promoted anywhere. I think I would want to crawl into a very large hole and stay there forever.

But Jack hoots and toots and fizzes along and I'm like.....how? Nobody is shouting about this 😂
 
It is worth remembering that Del Monte has been accused of financing death squads in Columbia and has a long standing record of abusing workers and trade unions. Jack has stated that she only works with companies who share her values so presumably is in full agreement with abusing and killing impoverished brown people to protect your profits.
 
Also in the Diva article she said she'd been in the same track suit for the past week (which would include her birthday).

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jenny2603 said:
It is worth remembering that Del Monte has been accused of financing death squads in Columbia and has a long standing record of abusing workers and trade unions. Jack has stated that she only works with companies who share her values so presumably is in full agreement with abusing and killing impoverished brown people to protect your profits.
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I like how her bigging up Del Monte in the Q and A bit at the end of the live (it's about quality etc) directly contradicts everything she's been saying about the Smart Price stuff recently. Apparently it's not just about changing the labels on the tins.
 
I love when she goes quiet for a couple of days after chaos, I always think right - she must be trying to sort this mess out - fair play. She'll come back with it all sorted and let everyone know what the crack is with the charity money etc. Then she appears back and it's business as usual, shite talking and lying, but with added suspense because she uses all time away from social media to pretend another mysterious woe happened and shakes the tin
 
Valiofthedolls said:
Lol that’s what I thought. I made it a minute and a half in and thought “sod this” and jumped forward almost to the end. It didn’t really get any more professional that’s for sure
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I was almost sick at her touching the chicken thighs and then just carrying on as if she hadn’t touched raw poultry. She wiped her hands (out of shot) on kitchen roll because we all know she is in a shed with no sink/running water 😬🤢

ETA: on a grunk so OF COURSE you’ve all already said the same.
 
ChickenPorridge said:
Then she appears back and it's business as usual, shite talking and lying, but with added suspense because she uses all time away from social media to pretend another mysterious woe happened and shakes the tin
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Yes either this - or she has had the most marvellous time with family and friends, who softly, gently prised her away from her desk and made sure she ate just a little something.
The Food Programme might be interesting. In the blurb it says she talked about the Internet, so trolls no doubt. But she was on a high when it was recorded, so she might have said things that in a few weeks time could be a bit 😬
 
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