Jack Monroe #271 David Cameron does far more charity work than Jack Monroe

[Orphan_Black]

The duck is that???!!! It looks like sliced pineapple on a bed of peas and lettuce!!!!

Her neighbours declared it the best ever!

 

[MistyWindows]

I bet she drew that rainbow mama picture herself!

Don’t be daft she can’t draw that well

 

[Elastoblast]

She was quoted & will have a whole programme to herself at the end of April

One lives in hope that, that particular episode will be pulled because her Trussell Trust scam (alleged) will have been exposed to the wider public

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I bet she drew that rainbow mama picture herself!

Lol that made me think of Jan’s self-penned and sung song “from her kid” in The Office. Though I probably shouldn’t be giving Jack ideas… ETA if Jan is Jack, we are ALL Pam in this

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

The duck is that???!!! It looks like sliced pineapple on a bed of peas and lettuce!!!!

You really should watch this:

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Lest we forget the...
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It reminds me of the crystallised jelly type weed killer me and my mates got fascinated by when we were 16 and smoking pot in someone's shed. Though the weed killer genuinely looked more appetising.

I grew up in a small town, we got bored.

 

[MistyWindows]

You really should watch this:

The first 45 seconds were a bit intense

 

[jenny2603]

The first 45 seconds were a bit intense

It's like she's watching you isn't it. Terrifying.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

The first 45 seconds were a bit intense

Lol that’s what I thought. I made it a minute and a half in and thought “sod this” and jumped forward almost to the end. It didn’t really get any more professional that’s for sure

 

[Clovis]

I remember that day. Love how pleased she is with the viewer count. Didn't we figure out later that 99% of the viewers were nefarious tattlers?

 

[Orphan_Black]

I remember that day. Love how pleased she is with the viewer count. Didn't we figure out later that 99% of the viewers were nefarious tattlers?

I remember how she never washed her hands after touching raw chicken.

#Forensic chef skillz

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ewww the chicken juice and only fresh pineapple contains the enzyme which will kill salmonella or whatever elf and safety thing it is. This is the origin story of “the bromelain in tinned pineapple is denatured” aka whatever nonsense she claims is wrong. Go down a vase full of grapefruit juice with your ADs ya prune! Absolutely unsafe.

 

[LilyLilyPot]

You really should watch this:

Why does her voice always sound like that.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

The bi

Lol that’s what I thought. I made it a minute and a half in and thought “sod this” and jumped forward almost to the end. It didn’t really get any more professional that’s for sure

The bit I don’t get is that she can manage to tweet several tweets a minute so is clearly speedy on the phone, takes millions of selfies but doesn’t know how to hit the ‘live’ button on insta.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I remember how she never washed her hands after touching raw chicken.

#Forensic chef skillz

Now now, I think she wiped them on a bit of kitchen roll. That'll do.

 

[MistyWindows]

It's like she's watching you isn't it. Terrifying.

I was so uncomfortable I had to look away it was like she was holding my head in place

 

[WoombLands]

It's like she's watching you isn't it. Terrifying.

Very unsettling

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Ewww the chicken juice and only fresh pineapple contains the enzyme which will kill salmonella or whatever elf and safety thing it is. This is the origin story of “the bromelain in tinned pineapple is denatured” aka whatever nonsense she claims is wrong. Go down a vase full of grapefruit juice with your ADs ya prune! Absolutely unsafe.

It's also the origin story of "I love facts"

 

[definitelynotvlad]

You really should watch this:

The raw chicken hands on everything whyyyyyyyyyyy

 

[Peachy9]

Ah jack monroe x del monte was a good time. I wish she'd get more brand deals and tv work! You couldn't script comedy this good.

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The fact that neither Jack nor the man from Del Monte promoted any of the videos just quietly ignored that she was contracted to do them, allowing them to die forever.