Jack Monroe #270 I’m even tired of myself right now

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Just on a grunk and haven’t checked in for a bit so hey cabal. The comment on the last (I think? I’m a week behind) thread about earning more than a nurse resonated a lot. If I had time to have a Patreon and produce products for it, unlike our Jackie, I would(n’t because I’m not a grifting twit). NHS frauen recognise. Drops mic.

(sorry I’m really crap at this I don’t generally talk to anyone outside of my patients and my SBs)
 
The Trussell (mis)Trust and the elusive £10,000

Hi XXXXXXX,

Thanks for getting in touch.

As mentioned, it often takes time for a donation such as this one to come through our system and we are working closely and actively with Jack’s agent to ensure the funds raised up until 2nd February go towards supporting our vision to end the need for food banks in the UK. Also ensuring the money raised from 2nd Feb will be donated to independent food banks and other anti-poverty local charities.

We remain confident that we will receive the funds in due course that Jack has stated will be donated to the Trussell Trust. Jack has been a very generous supporter of our work over the years and has raised, and continues to raise, considerable amounts to support food banks in our network over that time.

so just to go back to my question to Jack, if I ever have an opportunity to put it to her: how do you sleep at night?
 
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I'm a 1978 born frau. My twin sister and I 🔺️ were 6 weeks early weighing 2lb 2oz/2lb 4oz. Our Mum was a week shy of her 40th birthday so it was quite a big thing then, at that time. I'm fine, she's fine (we're still quoite smol) but I do have to say, for someone apparently born ten years after me, that childhood outfit is literally giving me the cold sweats.
 
Lazarus said:
The Trussell (mis)Trust and the elusive £10,000

Hi XXXXXXX,

Thanks for getting in touch.

As mentioned, it often takes time for a donation such as this one to come through our system and we are working closely and actively with Jack’s agent to ensure the funds raised up until 2nd February go towards supporting our vision to end the need for food banks in the UK. Also ensuring the money raised from 2nd Feb will be donated to independent food banks and other anti-poverty local charities.

We remain confident that we will receive the funds in due course that Jack has stated will be donated to the Trussell Trust. Jack has been a very generous supporter of our work over the years and has raised, and continues to raise, considerable amounts to support food banks in our network over that time.
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"it often takes time for a donation such as this one to come through our system"

Can any charity/accountancy fraus explain this. Why would it take a long time for donations to come through their system?
 
Goodness, it seems like just yesterday we saw Jack explain how the man from Del Monte only uses the choicest cuts of fruit, illustrated by a golden tampon pineapple cradled in hands covered in raw chicken juice. She's really matured and developed so much as a person since then, she's barely recognisable!

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jenny2603 said:
"it often takes time for a donation such as this one to come through our system"

Can any charity/accountancy fraus explain this. Why would it take a long time for donations to come through their system?
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I’d also love to know the answer to this; particularly as she hadn’t registered on TeeMill as a charity thing therefore presumably the money would go directly to her account and could simply be transferred over to the Trussell Trust’s account.
 
freya said:
Just on a grunk and haven’t checked in for a bit so hey cabal. The comment on the last (I think? I’m a week behind) thread about earning more than a nurse resonated a lot. If I had time to have a Patreon and produce products for it, unlike our Jackie, I would(n’t because I’m not a grifting twit). NHS frauen recognise. Drops mic.

(sorry I’m really crap at this I don’t generally talk to anyone outside of my patients and my SBs)
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Another NHS frau here. Who’s currently signed off because she is NOT WELL. I had a fever dream I started a Patreon account, dreaming of becoming a professional grifter like Jackanory. Thankfully the fever receded and I remembered I’m not a bleeping ungrateful daughter of a Tory landowner and I actually have a work ethic. The thought she earns (scams?) as much me is too hard to bear.
 
GladysMcHaggis said:
Why do squigs think you need signed contracts to donate money to charity??

Just give them the money!
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I think jack said something about contracts
Lazarus said:
I’d also love to know the answer to this; particularly as she hadn’t registered on TeeMill as a charity thing therefore presumably the money would go directly to her account and could simply be transferred over to the Trussell Trust’s account.
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The only thing I could think of is that her accountant (which she claims she has) might have to be made of the donation as it would look like income for tax purposes and as a donation she wouldn't have to to pay tax on it (maybe?) She's essentially making a large donation of her own money (even if that money was earmarked for charity).

However I don't think it would take this long.

I had faith in her (for some reason...) but that is dwindling
 
Cucumberthunder said:
I think jack said something about contracts

The only thing I could think of is that her accountant (which she claims she has) might have to be made of the donation as it would look like income for tax purposes and as a donation she wouldn't have to to pay tax on it (maybe?) She's essentially making a large donation of her own money (even if that money was earmarked for charity).

However I don't think it would take this long.

I had faith in her (for some reason...) but that is dwindling
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Yes but that would delay Jack sending the money but wouldn't impact on TT's systems. It's just very odd wording.
 
Cucumberthunder said:
I think jack said something about contracts

The only thing I could think of is that her accountant (which she claims she has) might have to be made of the donation as it would look like income for tax purposes and as a donation she wouldn't have to to pay tax on it (maybe?) She's essentially making a large donation of her own money (even if that money was earmarked for charity).

However I don't think it would take this long.

I had faith in her (for some reason...) but that is dwindling
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Ah you might actually be right. She might want to be recording it as income for this year but donating it in the new tax year (so after April 6th) HMRC will likely see it as income regardless as to what she does with it. Another stupid thing to have done - rushing in with no forethought she’s actually earned herself taxable income 🤣
 
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This could be read one of two ways...
'Have a Disney Day' means GFYS in Disney World cast member parlance
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Oh I used to work in Disney World 🔺 . When we had a rude guest I loooved saying "have a magical day" aka F off, you're tacky and I hate you.

I'm getting the same vibes. So Jack hope you have magical day, maybe it was was a magical pixie that retweeted your own tweet from your own account.
 
Lazarus said:
The Trussell (mis)Trust and the elusive £10,000

Hi XXXXXXX,

Thanks for getting in touch.

As mentioned, it often takes time for a donation such as this one to come through our system and we are working closely and actively with Jack’s agent to ensure the funds raised up until 2nd February go towards supporting our vision to end the need for food banks in the UK. Also ensuring the money raised from 2nd Feb will be donated to independent food banks and other anti-poverty local charities.

We remain confident that we will receive the funds in due course that Jack has stated will be donated to the Trussell Trust. Jack has been a very generous supporter of our work over the years and has raised, and continues to raise, considerable amounts to support food banks in our network over that time.

so just to go back to my question to Jack, if I ever have an opportunity to put it to her: how do you sleep at night?
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Another cut and paste response from the TT, they’re hardly covering themselves in glory with all of this. We are now 13 days after the 4th March payment date, even cheques only take 3 working days to clear. There is no hold up, TT have given up chasing Jack and have had to go to her agent, they’re not paying. End of subject.

A man robs a charity tin with coppers in it in a supermarket and is quite rightly vilified, Jack steals £10k meant for charity and is lauded as a hero. She didn’t have to do the fascist merch, it was her giant bleeping ego and she’s brought it all on herself. Make it make sense.

@traumatised sideboard your hat is my favourite 🕵️
 
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