Jack Monroe #270 I’m even tired of myself right now

[BlendedSlop]

She won't be satisfied until the whole of Twitter wishes her a happy birthday. Utterly clenching my arse for her.

 

[usefullyuseless]

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That is pathetic

 

[Orphan_Black]

 

[Lazarus]

She’s retweeting herself for the workers who’re checking Twitter for the first time today after finishing their shift

 

[jenny2603]

Some dissent amongst the squigs about Jack and Soubs mate.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

She’s retweeting herself for the workers who’re checking Twitter for the first time today after finishing their shift

And to wind us up no doubt

 

[Kimarsi]

Aww, sounds like Jack and this (presumably) child have a lot in common .

 

[instacharlie]

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[Clovis]

 

[traumatised sideboard]

<taps rusty teaspoon against carafe of grapefruit squash>
<shuffles feet Britishly>
Hello yes, I would like to say a little something to honour the anniversary of the birth of the least convincing 34-year-old I've ever laid eyes on
<tentatively clears throat>
Happy nothing, get bent. Toot bleeping toot head

 

[fauxpoor]

Happy Irish hat day!

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

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I think these excellent squigs are actually fully aware of our concerns. They can stay.

 

[Suffolkmum]

Wanted to see my hat. Happy St Patrick’s Day.
Haven’t got much time to read here at the moment, completely forgot how hard looking after little ones is.
Hope your all well and Jack’s still unbearable.

 

[ChactFecker]

MegaLOL

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Wanted to see my hat. Happy St Patrick’s Day.
Haven’t got much time to read here at the moment, completely forgot how hard looking after little ones is.
Hope your all well and Jack’s still unbearable.

I agree the last two days for me have literally been a blur. I have been reading in any iota of spare time I have had. Literally been run off my feet. I honestly don't know how smol pixies manage to do it and keep up with sm and places they don't read!

 

[Orphan_Black]

MegaLOL

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Ooooooooo shots fired!

 

[panda_eyes]

And to wind us up no doubt

It would only wind me up if it was SPRAY PAINTED GOLD

 

[Onestorytoomany]

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Round 2, fight squigs!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Hopefully she wasn’t claiming furlough for Caroline of the hands after Caroline had moved on.

If she wasn’t claiming for Caroline then she claimed for herself though...

 

[colouredlines]

1.000 birthday replies, but 17.000 sandwich replies the other day. Jack is 1/17th as popular as cheese and pickle on white.