Jack Monroe #266 Toot Toot

[Silver Linings]

I can never compress videos for here but she does the funniest cheeky little grin right at the end if anyone can upload it.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

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If this is correct, you’d expect an anti-poverty campaigner to know about it already, no?

She's never overpaid taxes in her life. She's overplayed her hand though.

 

[MooBelle]

We're about to get Jack's hot take on the refugee crisis now.
Any minute now...

Quoting myself like an arse, but dear friends, they did not ask Jack for her opinion on the refugee crisis.
Probably because she'd compare it to Shoebury Asda not having Smart Price cola.

 

[Wooh]

If this is correct, you’d expect an anti-poverty campaigner to know about it already, no?

Only relevant if you're low income

 

[Geetbo]

Quoting myself like an arse, but dear friends, they did not ask Jack for her opinion on the refugee crisis.
Probably because she'd compare it to Shoebury Asda not having Smart Price cola.

I'd imagine they realised very early on that they were dealing with essentially the thickest member of the University of Derby debating society.

 

[Feck]

Jack just got a mention on our local commercial radio news bulletin. Just before a news story about the increase in dog fouling since lockdown. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Catching up...yeah yeah, BUSY!
I hope that wasn’t AneurysmGate.

The Select Committee was depressingly disappointing. She wasn’t any better or worse than I thought she’d be but, honestly, what was the point of her being there? We heard the bleeding obvious points that food is an essential and the poorest are most impacted by price rises. Did anyone actually learn anything from her presence (other than the fact she looks nothing like her bio pics)? Wasted Opportunity!

As someone pointed out, she did say that food hasn’t gone up in the last 10 years...it’s everything else. So what have the last few weeks been about?! Why am I even asking – self promotion.

The mistakes annoyed me most. This is her life’s work, her 10 years campaigning with forensic attention to detail. She’s rubbish at it! And afterwards? It’s the self congratulatory tweets, job done, poverty’s sorted...until the next publicity opportunity. I blame whoever invited her. Most people try to progress in their careers but she just trots out the same old tit. Some of it is now out of date and incorrect. Next time just send a pre-written piece - save us all a bit of time.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[SweetTransvestite]

She's 90% gay. It's a thing for us, honestly!

Bisexual people can't sit on chairs properly, says internet

The trope that bisexual people find new and exciting ways to position themselves on chairs and sofas is part of a humorous trend.

www.pinknews.co.uk

This is absolutely true. I don't do chairs well.

 

[Pocahontas]

I can never compress videos for here but she does the funniest cheeky little grin right at the end if anyone can upload it.

And the dish ran away with all the spoons.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

This shows how performative all this actually is. She‘s admitting not to have seen the squigs DMs yet, so how does she know it will be in any way relevant for her homework extensive report??

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One for the list.

 

[jenny2603]

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It's on iplayer. Clip it yourself, you lazy sack of tit.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Kylie Kardashian’s pantry. Wonder if that’s 29p Smartprice spaghetti? Jack could never.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Toot Toot Drivel more like

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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You disingenuous sorry-MancBee.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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'When I get a decent salary'? So nearly 3k pm completely unearned still not enough?

 

[glowsquid]

Jack really has made a career out of being the token pov, hasn't she? The people who invite her to this stuff don't give two shits whether she was ever actually struggling or not, it's all to be able to say "Well, we did ask a peasant!" while Jack sits there with her posho hat and a warehouse of sideboards at home.

I'm not sure lads, I feel like the guilt at speaking over actual suffering people would be too much for me. But I'm no maverick.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

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So £2100 a month at least on patreon isn’t a decent salary. Then again I suppose you have to work for a salary.