Jack Monroe #266 Toot Toot

[Clovis]

Jack sure showed those meanie Tory fuckers!

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

I do hope the local paper report on Jack’s appearance at committee. We can be assured of further revelations like shiteing in bags!!

 

[Wooh]

It's a marvel she found a spot where the camera points often

 

[jenny2603]

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He knows she's set her sights on him. You can see the fear on his face.

 

[PinkMariner]

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This is the face I pull when I've just let a sneaky bottyburp out and it smells but in that pleasant "ahhhh, this is comforting" kind of way.

Just me? OK, I'll leave.......

 

[jenny2603]

Can we at least throw her in the river then?

We could tell the Serjeant-at-Arms she wants to bench press HMTQ, he could maybe get Black Rod to strike her or something.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Brian Butterfield]

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Jack's face:

 

[BlendedSlop]

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I would really really really like a forever home, an orangery, eight new hats, some more spoons, a Sodastream and some Opal Fruits. I've been a very good little girl/boy/girlboy (note to self: decide on this later) and have paid my rent on time this month so I think I should get everything on my list. I'll even promise not to tit in any bags and will make you some special prune and cod roe mince pies if you sign up to my Patreon and chuck me a tenner towards website repairs.

Thankyou,

Jack Monroe, age nearly 34

 

[Awful]

So she had reports, didn't take them, and is now going to try to find them.
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I need a mulberry bush

She's your standard "read a simplified extract on a med journals now I'm an expert"

 

[Geetbo]

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Searching for vital ingredients for her latest recipe there.

 

[MooBelle]

She's on politics live. Bbc2

 

[Emmapism]

She's your standard "read a simplified extract on a med journals now I'm an expert"

Wikipedia as a source Jack.

Christ alive lads I had a researcher last year who caused us all a bunch of work because they had essentially pretended to do a quite important fact checking part of their job. Insane confidence with no talent to back it up. Really reminded me of Jack.

 

[Awful]

She's on politics live. Bbc2

No ty. I'm watching encanto and eating tuna pasta directly out the mixing bowl like a greedy goblin

 

[Brian Butterfield]

She's on politics live. Bbc2

Oh my.

 

[MooBelle]

BBC 2. God I forgot how annoying her voice is. They asked a question about the Ukraine situation making things worse and she completely ignored it and talked about people dying in this country.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

She's on politics live. Bbc2

If ever there was a reason for not paying your licence fee, this is it.

 

[MooBelle]

She looks like she's going to cry.
Everyone else is having a discussion and ignoring her.

Is that a wig?
Now talking about 'Eat out to help out' am actually praying they ask her about Furlough.

 

[Awful]

I turned it on just out of grim fascination. She looks like she's about to cry

 

[Brian Butterfield]

BBC 2. God I forgot how annoying her voice is. They asked a question about the Ukraine situation making things worse and she completely ignored it and talked about people dying in this country.

She's totally clueless.