Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi

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I'm a bit sick after getting my 3rd vaccine yesterday. I sincerely hope that this is all just a fever dream...
 
The Virtual Bananas Index will need several updates before it’s even written.
Sadly due to war in Ukraine the Voracious Bottom Index will have to be put on hold. Jack is going to be very busy with all Putins political prisoners contacting her for recipe tips and advice. Then as she literally has a brother in the RAF, the UK government and military will be making use of her insights at this time.
 
Dear God, not only is Jack the saviour of the poors, she will be the saviour of Ukraine.

In what way would looking up to Saint Jack be of any use to the Ukrainian people? Give me strength.
The only way Jack will save Ukraine is if she somehow infiltrates the Russian army and gains control of the catering corp. Just one Jack meal could see whole regiments confined to the loo for days.
 
Idk if I even want to open up this can of worms on the thread but don’t officers have a very different experience of the military than the soldiers (if that’s the right term for them)? Like the grammar school to uni to Sandhurst pipeline is gonna give you a very different experience and perspective to the predatory recruitment practices that happen in comprehensive schools and shopping centres in deprived areas…..

100%. One of my in laws served in Kosovo. The things one saw meant he was compassionately discharged because of his mental health which in the 90s meant it had to be quite severe to cause that (sorry if that's the wrong phrase, I couldn't be further from military around the edges) and he still suffers from PTSD to this day. He signed up at 16, and got signed up in exactly the way you describe.

I don't know what the solution is here to Ukraine so this isn't a comment on that but any form of warmongering and then using an estranged brother in a high rank to justify it fills me with rage because of it. He's not your convenient proof point if you can't stand him.Even if she didn't mean direct action, she didn't specify it, and unfortunately dipshits listen to her on social.
 
You know when you blow up a balloon, then let go and let it fly around the room? That noise.

I hope War Jack has fucked off back in her box for the rest of the day. She's clearly in a mardy one though so I wouldn't be surprised if she has a pop at someone else today 🙄.
Perhaps the meeting with her publisher yesterday didn't go as Jack wanted. We didn't get an update after her meeting, did we? If all was hunky dory, Jack would have been tweeting about the train journey home, the take way she got on the walk from the station, tweeting every little forensic detail, with pictures and selfies to illustrate her boring existence. After all, we got a picture of her in the toilet at her publishers office, so nowhere is private for Jack.
 
This white-wingers thing is fascinating.
Jack's world must be very small if she thinks race and political viewpoint always correlate so neatly.

Or is she making a subtle observation about racial bias within the positioning of professional footballers? I would check this claim with granular maths but sadly I can't because I'm BUSY.
 
Perhaps the meeting with her publisher yesterday didn't go as Jack wanted. We didn't get an update after her meeting, did we? If all was hunky dory, Jack would have been tweeting about the train journey home, the take way she got on the walk from the station, tweeting every little forensic detail, with pictures and selfies to illustrate her boring existence.

Your comment reminds me, she didn't even give us a train chaos. Unremarkable Journey Jack is rubbish.
 
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