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I'm a bit sick after getting my 3rd vaccine yesterday. I sincerely hope that this is all just a fever dream...
Dear God, not only is Jack the saviour of the poors, she will be the saviour of Ukraine.View attachment 1086503 q
I'm a bit sick after getting my 3rd vaccine yesterday. I sincerely hope that this is all just a fever dream...
Sadly due to war in Ukraine the Voracious Bottom Index will have to be put on hold. Jack is going to be very busy with all Putins political prisoners contacting her for recipe tips and advice. Then as she literally has a brother in the RAF, the UK government and military will be making use of her insights at this time.The Virtual Bananas Index will need several updates before it’s even written.
Wouldn’t the unruly labia create an unsettling noise?There is unrest in Eastern Europe, quick SB to theBat CaveSlop shed!
Cue JM sliding down her banister, (screen rotates and fade out) and we are treated JM in full superhero attire, complete with underwear on the outside and massive wig.
She's going to write a bleeping poem isn't she?
The only way Jack will save Ukraine is if she somehow infiltrates the Russian army and gains control of the catering corp. Just one Jack meal could see whole regiments confined to the loo for days.Dear God, not only is Jack the saviour of the poors, she will be the saviour of Ukraine.
In what way would looking up to Saint Jack be of any use to the Ukrainian people? Give me strength.
The only way Jack will save Ukraine is if she somehow infiltrates the Russian army and gains control of the catering corp. Just one Jack meal could see whole regiments confined to the loo for days.
Idk if I even want to open up this can of worms on the thread but don’t officers have a very different experience of the military than the soldiers (if that’s the right term for them)? Like the grammar school to uni to Sandhurst pipeline is gonna give you a very different experience and perspective to the predatory recruitment practices that happen in comprehensive schools and shopping centres in deprived areas…..
Took longer than I thought, to be honest.All of General Monroe’s war tweets have been deleted.
Three pairs though right?There is unrest in Eastern Europe, quick SB to theBat CaveSlop shed!
Cue JM sliding down her banister, (screen rotates and fade out) and we are treated JM in full superhero attire, complete with underwear on the outside and massive wig.
Before they even had a hashtag.All of General Monroe’s war tweets have been deleted.
I know we read a culture in honour in the book group I was in. Must be getting on ten years now@FlirtyThirty Iain M Banks books are my favourite - he died a while ago. Bereft.
Aw, she was probably in the last stages of transforming the dining room into her war room - tactically placed coloured post-its don’t stick themselves. What’s she going to do with her red phone now? Damn those white-wingers.All of General Monroe’s war tweets have been deleted.
You know when you blow up a balloon, then let go and let it fly around the room? That noise.Wouldn’t the unruly labia create an unsettling noise?
Perhaps the meeting with her publisher yesterday didn't go as Jack wanted. We didn't get an update after her meeting, did we? If all was hunky dory, Jack would have been tweeting about the train journey home, the take way she got on the walk from the station, tweeting every little forensic detail, with pictures and selfies to illustrate her boring existence. After all, we got a picture of her in the toilet at her publishers office, so nowhere is private for Jack.You know when you blow up a balloon, then let go and let it fly around the room? That noise.
I hope War Jack has fucked off back in her box for the rest of the day. She's clearly in a mardy one though so I wouldn't be surprised if she has a pop at someone else today .
Perhaps the meeting with her publisher yesterday didn't go as Jack wanted. We didn't get an update after her meeting, did we? If all was hunky dory, Jack would have been tweeting about the train journey home, the take way she got on the walk from the station, tweeting every little forensic detail, with pictures and selfies to illustrate her boring existence.