Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi

[FlirtyThirty]

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Post coffee toilet pancake then, mmm (ps I can't spell the D word I was looking for, had to get creative.)

Also this squig (who I havent squigged as a) on laptop b) fairly sure is pen name) is going for thread title with last line!! "Takes the slightest criticism as a mortal insult" INDEED.

 

[Veronicaaa]

An orangery ...........

FANCY

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Look at my bleeping pancakes! There is nothing else going on in Southend today!

 

[Smeghead]

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Rattle rattle

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[jenny2603]

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"Yeah but because of my weird little puppy brain the lentils will be instead of breadcrumb and there will be some slow and low cooked tinned fruit added with plenty of bread to mop up the juices as I sensuously hump a Cotswold like Mom in heat".

She's tweeting all this absolute shite just as Zelensky's giving his speech to the European parliament? She's such a waste of space.

She's foregrounding Zelensky.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[ishant]

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bleeping classy, all about herself again
Go away

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

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Oh, come on, I'm sure that £34 can stretch just a little bit further!

 

[Silver Linings]

(I’ll do the new thread in a sec)

 

[ishant]

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Eye roll reaction I BEG

 

[instacharlie]

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Erm, isn't the house she's in old and rickety with original windows? Yet she HATES it? She's in a house with a large glorious garden. Yet she HATES it! Period properties with original features are obviously not for you Jack!

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

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There we go - been dying to get that out! Would squig help an actual friend or relative buy a house?

Oh Jackie, never settle for anything less than everything you want...all of the time.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Wtf? She’s about to get another £5k drop in her bank account she could very easily afford a 3 or 4 bed house, just maybe not one with close to an acre of land?

Ngl am off to right move, it’ll clearly be over a mil so not hard to find. Won’t share it cos I don’t wanna be banned lol.

 

[Silver Linings]

Bless you!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Would it be too much of a to post the one I think she's talking about? It's not really an orangery, I don't think she knows what an orangery is. New one for the Jacktionary maybe!!

 

[Orphan_Black]

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(I’ll do the new thread in a sec)

You're not a 'cause', Jack, you're a lazy bastard. Earn your money by actually working, rather than grifting!

 

[Hollaaa]

PayPig Payout on the first of the month and she's feeling poor? Get in the bin with your crappy pancakes.

 

[Silver Linings]

New thread for the most shameless human being ever.

Jack Monroe #263 Pest-on, Pest-off

Thread title by @Emmapism Nominated by @Orphan_Black Please remember no thread title until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Mod edit: Note to all: Please don’t post house links.

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