Jack Monroe #255 Irritation that the press were not interested in your uninteresting life

[Pavlova]

That was the even lovelier @Nottonightbabe! I'm just the messenger

Ooops sorry both! Xx

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I can't wait to see what the Vom Boak Index is going to look like!

Will she have typed it up on excel? Or is a Moleskin notebook going to appear? Did she use her fancy pens? Will she wear her smart person blazer and glasses?

Ooooooooooooooooooooo

Tune in to next week's exciting episode.

 

[Captainmouse]

I’m ashamed to admit how long I’ve spent trying to think of two words beginning with V and B to be funnier than those already suggested and the only thing I’ve come up with is Vanity Binfire

Bin fire is good, very apt

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Violent Boaking Index will definitely be accompanied by Mary Poppins outfit.

 

[BlendedSlop]

It's OK lads, she's made a vague reference to the Vulval Blunderbuss Index so that means it's absolutely, definitely, 100% coming out on Friday.

 

[Orphan_Black]

It's OK lads, she's made a vague reference to the Vulval Blunderbuss Index so that means it's absolutely, definitely, 100% coming out on Friday.

We should have a poll on possible excuses for no VBI on Friday;
-Burglars
-Ouchy Mouth
-She's BUSY
-Doesn't even show her heavily filtered face...

etc etc etc. There's going to be an excuse!

 

[BubbleDuck]

my guesses for excuses -
-Biro ink poisoning from nibbling hungrily on the end of her biro because she’s spent all her own money exposing the supermarkets trying to kill the Poors
-Very deep papercut from operating a moleskin while having a maverick smol adhd puppy brain
- box of receipts has been claimed by Cooper and he looks too cute to ask him to move ( followed by eleventy billion floof pics)

 

[Orphan_Black]

@BubbleDuck your profile pic is the the most infuriating pic of Jack going. I absolutely hate it in everyway, and if she's going to play smart person dress again, I shall scream

(My hatred is purely limited to THAT photo, I heart you like I heart all our dear Fraus)

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[MancBee]

When is the Viscous Bile Indicator due? I want to make sure I don't miss it.

 

[Profplum]

Lads, I've triangulated American Jack

Pardon our interruption...

www.ebay.co.uk

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Omg so she didn’t delete it?! This isn’t poor ppl can’t have nice thingsTM but people have literally said they’re paying her so she doesn’t need to worry about feeding herself & her non resident child so she can focus on campaigning. Some of them have very little themselves? Yikes this’ll come back to haunt her when people are upset they’ve not received 500 postcards.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

No but she’d wank him off for a jar of jam. (28p)

She’d do it for the 6p difference after Sainbos put the price up.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Omg so she didn’t delete it?!

Jack deleted the YouTube tweet, not the tattoo tweets.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Jack deleted the YouTube tweet, not the tattoo tweets.

Ty

So bizarre - earlier on YouTube suggested this anti lad baby video came up & it contained a print screen of their CH showing they’d got over a mil in cash at bank. Then found out Captain Tom’s daughter is under investigation by watchdog. How does Jack continually fly so close to the sun but nothing happens?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Ty

So bizarre - earlier on YouTube suggested this anti lad baby video came up & it contained a print screen of their CH showing they’d got over a mil in cash at bank. Then found out Captain Tom’s daughter is under investigation by watchdog. How does Jack continually fly so close to the sun but nothing happens?

The day of the online grifters are definitely numbered. Jack just ain't famous enough for more people to care. (See thread title! )

 

[BananaSmith]

I can just picture Poor Smol Jack going door to door trying to sell an old lightbulb and a teaspoon.

To be fair, Jack probably got a better response to them than selling her cooking.

 

[HotesTilaire]

So she’s getting cheap boots tattooed on her funded by people who give her free money, lest we forget those in poverty - which Jack has said she no longer is.
Has anyone given any money to -you know- people who don’t have any on the reg?

 

['EllsBells]

The day of the online grifters are definitely numbered. Jack just ain't famous enough for more people to care. (See thread title! )

Just been over there, them there Tattlers take no prisoners

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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Silly squig, how will she be able to pretend it never existed if it's tattooed on her for life?