Jack Monroe #252 Dead People Can’t Find Apostrophes

[FlirtyThirty]

'breakfast broccoli pasta' contrasted to 'fascist merch' literally had me crying at my desk, this really has been an amazing chaos

Sorry, another thread title suggestion there! From Breakfast Broccoli Pasta to Fascist Merch!

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Makes perfect sense. Instead of snarking ‘don’t buy one then’, they could encourage people to donate what they can to TT or to buy a couple of bits for their local food bank. Or just say they don’t have to donate/buy at all but maybe retweet or something. If it was really about getting people fed, that’s what their response would be.

As if!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Do these people not read anything she posts on Twitter?!

I despair

They don't, it's the only explanation. If people haven't noticed the glaring pattern of behaviour from Jack, they haven't been paying attention AT ALL and are literally just following along with the crowd, desperate for clout

 

[EllaEm87]

If you have a chronic condition can you get free prescriptions? I don’t pay for any of mine because wonky thyroid…

I get certain meds free (my mab for example as EXPENSIVE) and some I do with prepayment

 

[BubbleDuck]

Decimated is the new mendacious. I think she only flips her Word-a-Day calendar over every two months.

Makes it last longer , therefore saving more money for sideboards #fackhack


does unfortunately sometimes cause a macro/micro chaos as it’s hard to keep track of things like book deadlines. And rent day. And paying taxes

 

[Orphan_Black]

I'd nominate 'Dead People Cant Riot' as a THREAD TITLE nommie, but, I dunno how'll it pan out by tomorrow. Just so people can find the truth out about their 'Dear Saviour' Saint Monroe.

Will the greasy oik wriggle her way out of another shitstorm? Or will it be the slogan of her demise?!

 

[Alansbigplate]

I’m never getting a Dead People Cant Riot phone case am I

I want a red people can’t diet one

 

[Veronicaaa]

They don't, it's the only explanation. If people haven't noticed the glaring pattern of behaviour from Jack, they haven't been paying attention AT ALL and are literally just following along with the crowd, desperate for clout

I can't get over the fact I've not seen any of the catto-lovers enquiring about Mini.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I'd nominate 'Dead People Cant Riot' as a THREAD TITLE nommie, but, I dunno how'll it pan out by tomorrow. Just so people can find the truth out about their 'Dear Saviour' Saint Monroe.

Will the greasy oik wriggle her way out of another shitstorm? Or will it be the slogan of her demise?!

I actually think Jack Monroe: Dead People Cant Riot would be a great thread title for all those juicy SEO hits.

The higher ranking these threads the better.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I can't get over the fact I've not seen any of the catto-lovers enquiring about Mini.

Might be because she never has replies open?

 

[Raker]

Behind, but I got the same message. I think it's a standard reply if you mention her name. It certainly reads like the type of thing I send to customers during major incidents.

ooh, do you think she has her own line in their Crisis Comms Plan ???

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

If you have a chronic condition can you get free prescriptions? I don’t pay for any of mine because wonky thyroid…

A fellow fyroid Frau here!

 

[Shawads]

Slightly off-,topic but jack Monroe veering daily between being one of The Poors and a Groucho club card carrying member of the blue ticker twitterati puts me in mind of this

Spoiler: Completely off topic film spoiler

also has anyone seen Steve coogan's film Greed?





There's an odious character with some great catto/ petard deployment

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Plus ça change
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Aw poor wee 🛎, dont bite off more than you can chew then ya prune. So filled with hot air, grandiose, pomposity and self importance. Maybe she could make a hoodie with the Montgolfier brothers on it

 

[Captainmouse]

Jumping in from the t shirt chaos of the last thread, (sorry if this post falls awkwardly) - what WAS she thinking?

My grandparents (who are DEAD!) are FUMING!I

Is she suggesting they have an UTTER disregard for punctuation because THEY'RE DEAD!?

They're RAGING about it!!

(Any word on the Vacuous Bobbins Index?).

#thread title Any word on the Vacuous Bobbins Index?
just gotta be

 

[Boyo]

Is there a prize for being the only person in 250+ threads to confess this?

I think it’s probably cake

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

Slightly off-,topic but jack Monroe veering daily between being one of The Poors and a Groucho club card carrying member of the blue ticker twitterati puts me in mind of this

Spoiler: Completely off topic film spoiler

also has anyone seen Steve coogan's film Greed?





There's an odious character with some great catto/ petard deployment

My god I have never seen anything more spot on

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Thread title Rich people make bad choices

 

[FlirtyThirty]

A fellow fyroid Frau here!

Spoiler: Thyroid chat

sucks dunnit! Tired, cold and larded all the time :/

 

[Clovis]

Confession time: Her personality maker
me want to bash her about the head with a frying pan BUT I low-key really fancy her