Jack Monroe #252 Dead People Can’t Find Apostrophes

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But was it a ghost writer or not?!?

 

[Vanelope]

Confession time: Her personality maker
me want to bash her about the head with a frying pan BUT I low-key really fancy her

her personality is soooooooooo bad - as is her hair

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

She's going to get knocked back on this and spin it so she is the victim.
I tried to do a nice thing for the poors and the trolls and haters have ruined it.
*Rattle Rattle*

Yes, absolutely - along with haughty declarations of her Christian Piety and how these wicked insinuations have pierced her to the core of her moral centre.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Love get your knickers out of their twist!

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[Pavlova]

Thanks for explaining - couldn’t work out what was happening sorry.

Thread nomination

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Love get your knickers out of their twist!

Which pair? There's 3 apparently.

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

She's getting carried away now thinking she's a political commentator. Isn't she supposed to be working on the VBI? She's been on Twitter 24/7. I wonder if SB is still refreshing the screen on the Patreon and T-Shirt sales, having not been fed or put to bed.

He is nourished by the reflected glow of mamapapa's smugosity. ( Yes, I made it up. )

 

[Charitas]

Sounds like something a dystopian dictator would say as they oppress the masses.

Also, having grown up in Yorkshire during a period of race related riots, rioting is not cool or fun. It’s terrifying and destroys the lives of those caught in the crossfire

Snap! Getting a police escort to work because the street was still cordoned off was so much fun.

 

[discokebab]

Still in the past but as if the bleeping Trussell Trust endorsed this. I'm just hoping the average volunteer and the average recipient never hears about this tit and it just stays in the realm of blue tick bullshit twitter.
Back to fumin in yesterday

 

[Marj24]

Who would have thought a merch campaign thought up, designed and brought to the market within a few hours would have been a disaster?

 

[PoorPatrol]

Confession time: Her personality maker
me want to bash her about the head with a frying pan BUT I low-key really fancy her

Which Jack floats your boat the most? Kumquat hair or reverse rats tail? Pre-fillers or post-fillers? Big light on behind the eyes, or dead shark?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Look what the ( non) sniffing postman left.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I can't believe I've been here for a whole chaos and I still don't know what the duck is going on.

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'breakfast broccoli pasta' contrasted to 'fascist merch' literally had me crying at my desk, this really has been an amazing chaos

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Can you believe she did it all without TV or internet? She's really something.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

OMG I’ve been to work and there’s like 50 pages to catch up on. I can’t do it!
Can I guess - has she been an insufferable lying twit? And I’ll just jump to the end

 

[Legionnairess]

'breakfast broccoli pasta' contrasted to 'fascist merch' literally had me crying at my desk, this really has been an amazing chaos

I just keep thinking of Heaven 17s song ‘we don’t need this fascist merch thing’. Another one for the Gen X fraus. As you were.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

He is nourished by the reflected glow of mamapapa's smugosity. ( Yes, I made it up. )

Why? Why would you get your son involved in that. No offense but it sounds boring!

 

[ContentCrunch]

@TheDragonWithAFlagon have you ever looked at the Ashley Cain thread? I know theirs is a “foundation” but yeeesh!!! You’d be gold over there.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Another splatter bomb.

Key behaviours you should expect from fundraisers: advice for the public | Fundraising Regulator

Giving-Safely-WEB-Oct17.pdf (fraudadvisorypanel.org)

Tackling-Charity-Fraud-Summary-Report-Web-March2018.pdf (netdna-ssl.com)

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

Thanks @TheDragonWithAFlagon . We all knew something wasn't right and it's good to see it spelled out so clearly.

This is going to be just like the GoHenry chaos. 'But I didn't mean to use it for nefarious purposes, so why are you all mithering on about it?' 'Trolls ruin everything, I've never done any harm.'

Maybe I'm naive, but I actually do believe she's not setting out to keep any of this money, nor was she going to use GoHenry for money laundering or tax evasion, but these rules exist for good reasons. Yes, on one hand she's raised X amount for TT, but it would have been so much more had people been able to gift aid. The dead people cant riot message is unclear, offensive and grammatically incorrect. There is zero transparency about funds and that creates all sorts of problems for TT - and they just want to 'get people fed'.

She's such a narc though, she'll never accept that what she did was wrong.