Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

[Lionel Richtea]

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When I see that photo all I can think of is Sir M of the F saying “terrible”

 

[FrumpyCat]

duck me, even on third or fourth viewing, what a ridiculous haircut.

Jack looks nice in that photo, apart from the crunchy looking hair.

And having that reverse rat's tail flopping across her face must be really irritating. I bet it is already permanently tied off her face.

 

[HotesTilaire]

You just reposted your unfacetuned face lol

Can we nominate all the facetuned pics for DHOTY?

 

[Orphan_Black]

I'm not just saying this coz of Jack, but, that is truly the worst haircut I've ever seen. It's truly terrible on every level, and gets worse every time I see it.

I'm also surprised she didn't bait squiggles with some Die Antword Earworm lies, Yolandi rocks the reverse mullet.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Has this been deleted already?

It was deleted before I posted it

 

[Captainmouse]

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She’s up early, did she wet the bed?

 

[Satisfying Click]

I wonder why Jack is so triggered by someone who calls people out on their bullshit

 

[Lanie]

I am glad she likes it. I would personally be raging if someone posted a photo like that on sm

 

[FrumpyCat]

Has this been deleted already?

The thing is Jack since you are obviously reading along, you lie so much that when you actually tell the truth, noone believes you.

Even if it is about being on the social media page of some chain salon in hicksville.

 

[Lanie]

She is still reading here. She's even said as much!

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack's suffering from brain worms, not ear worms

 

[Skyfall]

Relax people- there is a friend.
Of 15years??!?!??

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack's suffering from brain worms, not ear worms

I would imagine with her awful slop, the worms are elsewhere

 

[Hollaaa]

I would imagine with her awful slop, the worms are elsewhere

 

[Flash123]

Here’s a new earworm for you Jack

 

[Veronicaaa]

Relax people- there is a friend.
Of 15years??!?!??

Jack's like my gran was - everyone she came into contact with, from the bank teller to the supermarket check out person, became her "great friend" after speaking to her in a professional capacity for more than 2 minutes.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Jack's like my gran was - everyone she came into contact with, from the bank teller to the supermarket check out person, became her "great friend" after speaking to her in a professional capacity for more than 2 minutes.

And anyone who've offered Jack-approved advice to Jack are clearly her therapists

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Somehow, I don't think sending the DHOTY guy that photo would be the burn she thinks it would be. Not because it 'proves' they'd never been asked for a reverse mullet before (it's this month's middle aged divorcee cut, intended to go with plastic blouses/trousers and spiky heels) - but because it could very easily become a new thing; the SHOTYAs.

Shouldn't Happen of the Year Awards.



Mind you, once you have the marionette/smokers lines, the carefully concealed crows' feet, the mid brown and grey colour, an actual jawline and significantly longer and narrower nose, I think she looks alright. Sharper features suit her more - whilst the haircut is undoubtedly shite and would have been far better with a short taper rather than a reverse skullet and is atrociously executed, the person in the salon isn't that bad at taking photos.

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

All that the picture proves is that neither Jack nor her hairdresser know what a mullet is.

 

[SadieHQ]

Crispy with frosted tips? I go away for a bit and THIS is what happens?!!?